Game Freezing

Been a while since I last messed with the fabric of reality by plugging in the plot bunny ™ cheat device. So this time I've decided to go for the completely bat-shit bonkers and started to have some real fun with it.

This is what happens when you use codes irresponsibly.

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters.

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It was a relatively normal day in the world of Final Fantasy VII. The giant meteor floating an undetermined distance away from the planet had failed to get any closer and it all seemed as if it would never arrive unless the plot determined so.

Unlike in Majora's Mask where you had to do everything in 72 hours or the moon with an evil face would collide and kill you all and then the whole thing would start all over again.

3 days… 3 days…3 days… 3 days!

Ahem.

As I was saying Cloud and his two selected companions for this trip, this time Barret and Cid for a change of pace. The two were more useful in a pinch than Vincent and Cait Sith were, Yuffie was still throwing up from the last jaunt on the Highwind with Tifa comforting her… and there was this rumour going around that Red had fleas.

He wouldn't take a flea bath as he said it would extinguish his tail and he needs it to stay alive or something. Yuffie was still calling him Charmander for some odd reason.

Yes it was a pretty normal…

…normal…

…normal…

…normal…

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"Hey Teef? Spikey and the weirdoes have stopped moving." Yuffie said, still a bit dizzy from her bout of motion sickness.

"What do you mean just stopped moving?"

"Seriously, they've just stopped. Look." Yuffie said pointing in the party's general direction. The 3 men appeared to be stuck in mid step, there was no temporal distortions to indicate that they had been pulled into an alternate dimension, nor were they passed out on the grass without a sign of injury to indicate that their Astral forms had gone into the weird realm that Cid discovered. They were just stuck.

"Do you think it has anything to do with the materia constantly dividing, or the money explosion? Or even that weird thing that means we can disregard all genetics in chocobo breeding?" Tifa asked

"I dunno, but if they can't move…" Yuffie pondered this for a moment, "You know what Boobs? I'll go check on them myself. Don't you worry about a thing. Apart from Charmander and the flesh eating insects." She said cheerfully, leaving the parked ship. If they couldn't move, they couldn't object to her taking the materia for herself.

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So remember, use codes responsibly or you will be stuck in one spot and have your balls stolen by a hyper-active 16 year old girl. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

(G.I. Joe music plays) Wait, where's that music coming from?