WOACD: Crisis Core Edition
Branching out slightly we now hack the PSP game Crisis Core. Let's see how Zack acts with cheats up his sleeve.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to SE.
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So maybe running into an underground fort filled with monsters and Wutai remnants was not the best plan. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to do so without any materia equipped, nor was it a good idea from when he was deployed to jump off the helicopter and shout "LEEEERRROOOOY JENKINS!" At the top of his lungs.
Ah, the benefits of hindsight.
Come to think about it, this mission in general even with optimum preparation was a bad idea. The scanners had picked up that this was a breeding ground for monsters specifically designed to take out Soldier operatives and the salvaging of any stolen Shinra tech.
So what he was looking at was a giant ogre with a tank cannon used as a hand gun, as well as a flail for melee attacks.
Fudge.
"Guys? Can I get an extraction please?" Zack asked, pressing the button on his phone.
"…"
"Ancients damn it, of all the times to get a crappy connection."
The DMV sparked off, signalling the beginning of combat, trying to dodge the weapons it spun 3 7's and activated the healing wave limit break, making him invincible. The flail knocked him back but he charged right back at the monster, brandishing the buster sword.
Soon the effects of healing wave wore off, just as the ground below him got ploughed with a 50mm round launching him backwards. The DMV kicked in again, another treble 7 only this time activating the beat rush break.
This exchange continued, whenever it look liked Zack was sunk the DMV always saved him, eventually the monster was killed. Mission accomplished.
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"You forgot these Zack." Tseng pointed out, holding a crate of materia in one hand.
"Yeah… silly me huh?"
"You were lucky to survive."
"Please, it was a piece of cake. I doubt anyone could stop a Soldier who had the DMV built in." Zack dismissed.
5 years later in the Shinra building…
"So you got that new DMV thing installed huh?" One third class asked to another.
"Yeah, the last guy to use it was supposed to be invincible."
"Outta my way fool!" Barret shouted, charging down the corridor, sending both SOLDIER members sprawling.
"Invincible huh?"
"Shut up Jeff."
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If only this sort of thing would happen without cheats…