A/N: I'm so full of fic ideas I think I'm gonna pop (not literally so no worries) but instead of posting a brand new one, I decided to update. Love me, love me not?
Someone has to Work on Sunday, Right?
"You're going to die of malnutrition," Riku said, walking into Sora's apartment to find him eating ramen.
"No I'm not. There's chicken in this and the last time I checked chicken is very nutritious."
"That's chicken flavoring, Sora, not actual chicken."
"Oh."
He's so cute… "Are you ready to go?"
"Yep. Dressed and everything."
"Come on then."
Sora got up from the couch and followed Riku out the door.
"Axel, get up."
The redhead turned away the voice.
"Rise and shine, hon."
"Bite me."
"I'm not in the mood."
Axel flipped over and lifted the blankets in invitation. "Get in." Roxas rolled his eyes and climbed in bed. "You're really warm."
Axel had already fallen asleep again. Roxas sighed and licked the older boy's nose which earned him a sleepy glare.
"That was nasty." Axel wiped his nose on his pillow.
"I thought you liked my tongue." Roxas smirked.
"Not on my nose."
"Well then how about…" Roxas pressed his lips against Axel's and began to push his way into his boyfriend's very eager mouth. They explored each other's mouths until Axel began to giggle. Roxas pulled away, irritated.
"What?"
"You're so cute."
"That's it?"
"You're funny."
"What's wrong with you? How can you start laughing when we're making out?"
"Because you're so funny when you're trying to be sexy."
"What the hell do you mean trying?"
Axel hid his face in his pillow to stifle his laughter. Roxas hit the back of his head.
"Answer me!"
"You're right. You are dead sexy."
"Damn right I am."
"You're my sexy beast now lay down so I can go back to sleep."
"I think I should leave you."
"It's hard for you to sleep without me so how could you leave me?"
"I'll give Riku a shot."
"You know he wants Sora whether he knows it or not."
"Yeah…I guess I shouldn't get in the way. Maybe I should help him out."
"With Sora?"
"Yeah."
"Only if I can help, too."
"I wasn't planning on doing it alone."
"You know, you're a sneaky little thing too – in a loving way of course."
"I'm a sneaky what?"
"Sneaky sexy beast!" Axel grinned. Roxas nodded, "Never forget it. Now take me to Suncoast."
Riku and Sora stood outside of Chick-fil-A. It was closed, the rolling gate locked.
"You forgot they're closed on Sunday?" Sora asked.
"What do you mean? How could you forget that they close on Sunday? You love this place." Sora walked up to the gate and peered inside. "Somebody has to work on Sunday, don't they?"
"Yeah. Us. Come on, let's go."
"Okay."
The two made their way to Suncoast to find it already open. They walked in to find a large man sitting behind the counter.
"Who's that?" Sora whispered in Riku's ear. "That's our boss, moron!" he whispered back. The man got up and began to walk to the back of the store. He motioned for the two follow. The boys looked at each other the started after him.
"No, just Sora."
Riku stopped and watched them disappear into the back of the store. "What the hell? This better not have anything to do with how he solves his money problems! Only I can yell at him about that! Dammit! He better not come out crying or I'll rip his di—how may I help you?"
A young woman stood before him and placed a DVD on the counter.
"I don't think I'm the one that needs help."
"What kind of help do I need then?" Riku slid the small case over the scanner, "$31.49."
"Well…" she pulled a wallet out of her purse and handed him a twenty dollar bill and three five dollar bills, "drug addicts don't have that kind of energy so I'm going to say liquor is involved. Alcoholics Anonymous is the help you need."
"I'm no drunk!" He smirked and handed her change back.
"Yeah, you're right. You were ranting in a pretty straight line. No drunk could do that."
"I'll take that as a compliment. Here you go," Riku handed her a small bag containing the DVD.
"Thanks."
As soon as she left, Sora returned looking confused.
"What did he say?" Riku asked, preparing to cut, rip and tear through his employer.
"He said that he's gotten complaints from several regular customers about how I disrespected them," Sora said sarcastically.
"How could you do that? You're too nice."
"I know! So I asked him 'How did I upset them?' and he said that the customers told him that I was saying weird things like how they had betrayed me and that I would make faces and mumble."
Riku laughed, "But you do those things all the time and it's never offended anyone before." Sora sighed, "Whatever. He said he can't take anymore complaints. One more slip up and I'm outta here. Today is not my day."
"Don't worry about it. After work, I'll treat you to a milkshake from Sonic. Sound good?"
"Sounds delicious."
A familiar pair walked through the door. It was more like a game of Tug-of-War between the two. The smaller boy was dragging the other while he protested and tripped, losing terribly.
"Roxas! Slow down!"
"No! I want it first!"
"I'm one hundred percent positive you'll get it first. Now let go!"
Roxas released Axel and ran to the New Releases section. He scanned the movies then glared at Sora and Riku. "Where is it?"
"What are you looking for?" Riku asked, walking toward his friend.
"Ghost Rider."
"What?"
"Ghost Rider just came out on DVD! I. Want. It."
"Oh, I haven't put that on the shelf yet. I'll go get you one."
"Hurry up! I want to watch Ghost Rider now."
"Okay. Calm it down," Riku began to walk to the back of the store to retrieve the movie. Moments later he returned with it in hand. Roxas snatched it, laughed, and ran out the store. The alarms began to sound. Axel sighed and threw some money on the counter. Sora slid a DVD of the same price over the scanner and placed the changed in front of Axel.
"Thanks. Roxas is going to start bitching when he realizes the car is locked."
Riku chuckled. "Do you want to stay a little longer?"
"Yes. I want to postpone watching that movie for as long as I can but he gives me 'the look.'"
"The look of utter cuteness of death by antifreeze jello?" Sora asked.
"Meh…a mixture of both plus a bit of 'Yip yip, bitch. Nicholas Cage is in this.'"
"Sora, you watch too much TV." Riku said.
"Yeah... but I know how to make Beer in the Butt Chicken now. Just like your mom does Riku."
"Then why don't you?"
"Just because I know how doesn't mean I can." Sora said, propping a hand on his hip.
"Figure out the can part. I'm hungry." Sora made a face at him as a customer walked in. Riku smiled but the man never acknowledged them.
"I need to get Roxas before he breaks into my car and hotwires it."
"He can do that?" Sora asked wide-eyed.
"I hope not," Axel replied. He waved and walked out.
"Hey Riku."
"Yeah."
"Will you go turn the alarm system off?"
"You're the one that needs to look good for the boss. You go turn it off."
"It's already given me a headache and the boss isn't even out here. Please, Riku?"
"You know, we're as bad as Axel and Roxas."
"What do you mean?"
Riku got up and walked a total of 1.2 meters to the alarm system keypad on the wall and pushed a code into it to stop the noise.
"I mean that whenever you give me that look I just can't say no." Sora gave him a confused look then grinned.
"I didn't say that."
"What kind of look? Utter cuteness and death by antifreeze jello?"
"No."
"I didn't say anything."
"Oh yes…you did."
"Fine it's utter cuteness and hmm… death by sugar overdose."
"Sugar overdose? I bet I taste like sugar," Sora gasped, "you'd overdose on me? Is that possible? What if I taste like chicken-flavored ramen?"
"That's all you eat so I'm sure you're right."
"Well why don't you find out?" Sora and Riku looked to the entrance of the store. The voice came from Roxas. "How long have you been there?" Riku asked. Axel laughed and approached the counter. "Long enough to hear you overdosing on Sora."
"Why aren't you two at home watching you new movie?"
"I forgot my money and I insisted on coming back to get it."
"You really don't want to watch that movie, do you?" Sora asked.
"I can think of better ways to spend time with Roxas." Axel picked up the money, winked at Sora, and left with his arm around the smaller boy. Riku turned to face Sora and began to speak but was cut off by his friend's lips on his own
Definitely sugar
A/N: Beer in the Butt Chicken is delicious. No joke.
