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"So are you going to tell me what's going on here or am I going to be left in the dark for eternity?"

Amy turned to look at the blonde who was driving, "What?" She questioned, unsure of what she had said since she hadn't been paying attention to her. She was too busy thinking about this arrangement with Chris, and if letting him talk her into it was the smartest thing...what if Jay found out it was all fake? He'd probably think she that she was absolutely pathetic, pretending she had someone new just to get his attention...the Sanford native was defiantly having second thoughts about the arrangement.

"Don't play dumb," Stacy retorted, "That's my job..."

The red head smiled at her, "No seriously what did you say, I wasn't listening I'm sorry."

A smirk grew on the woman's face, "Thinking about Christopher Keith Irvine maybe?"

"No!" Amy barked, "And please refrain from calling him his whole name, it's weird." She finished, leaning her head back on the window as they whizzed over the highway, enjoying the bumpy vibrations on her skull.

Stacy laughed as she glanced over at her, "Come on Amy, out with it...what is going on with you two? You guys all hot and heavy now?"

"Ewww, Stace seriously knock it off there's absolutely nothing going on between me and Jericho."

The blonde rolled her eyes, "Rigggghhhht...because guys that "nothing is going on with" always show up at my hotel room at retarded hours of the night."

Amy slammed her hands down on the dashboard, why couldn't Stacy just let this go, "There's nothing going on...he just needed to talk ok?"

"Ok, ok, don't get your pee all hot Ams....I just thought maybe it was a good idea, you know after the whole Jay thing? Chris knows how you're feeling better then anyone, and you know how the old saying goes....the best way to get over a guy is to get under another one."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard....correction that's the horriest thing I've ever heard." The former champion retorted.

Stacy smiled, "Well it's true."

"I'll pass thanks."

Chris pulled his car keys from his pocket as he left the hotel room, shutting the door behind him. He was running a little behind and had to hurry because he didn't want to be late for his autograph signing. But in his rush he ran into something he wasn't expecting or someone rather, the blonde vixen herself...Trish Stratus.

"Well aren't you just popping up everywhere?" He asked smirking, "Aren't you usually just chasing someone who's popping up?"

"Hardy-har-har Chris...." She said dryly, "You think you're so funny....But I've got a better question, how come you're all alone? Shouldn't the reject be joining you?"

He scrunched up his face at her, "The only one who seems to be rejected around here is you, I mean what's this two times now I've seen you without Jay glued to your hip? What happened he already find something better to play hide and go fuck with?"

The blonde gritted her teeth, "Jay and I are magnificent actually, but this isn't about him, I was asking you about Amy..."

This was most definitely a golden opportunity to start their newfound plan....even if Amy wasn't around for it. "Well if you must know she's gone on without me..."

Trish ran a finger down her cheek as a mock tear before she stuck out her bottom lip, "Awww what's the matter trouble in paradise so soon?"

"Aw contraire...We were running late, because well we didn't get much sleep last night...if you catch my drift..." He explained, arching his brow at her, "So we slept in and when she woke up well she still quite hadn't had enough of the sexy beast. Then we both needed a shower to cool off, I let her go first, she offered to share but I knew if we both wound up in that bathroom neither one of us would make it to work today..." Chris finished, licking his lips as he closed his eyes as if he was lost in some deep erotic thought of things that never really happened.

"TMI" The blonde replied, sticking up her hand before taking off for the elevator.

Yup, it was most certainly getting to her. He couldn't help but smile as he headed down the hallway; this was a very good idea.

"I'm just saying Amy....maybe you and Chris aren't such a bad idea...." Stacy told the red head, pushing the back entrance of the building open.

"And I'm just saying, for the thousandth time...DROP IT!" Amy commanded, walking through the small door and heading down the long corridor.

If Stacy really knew what was going on one of two things would happen, either a; she would tell her it was wrong and they shouldn't try and manipulate peoples emotions or b; she would think that they were actually interested in each other. Either way it didn't sound good to the fiery woman, so she decided that until she had to, she was just going to pretend that she didn't even know Chris.

But no sooner then the thought had entered her mind did she feel a pair of large arms wrap around her waist, "Hey baby." Chris said smiling, pulling her close to him, "I missed you."

The red head turned to meet the satisfied smile of Stacy Keibler, "Nothing going on huh?"

Amy looked back a Chris, shoving him off her... "What's the big idea Mr. Touch and feel, I see no sign of Trish or Jay?"

"Trish and Jay? What do they have to do with the fact that you two are obviously doing the horizontal mambo?" Stacy inquired, suddenly confused.

Rolling her eyes Amy focused on Chris for the moment, "You see now you've got her started, if she wasn't convinced enough that me and you were sleeping together you had to pull something like that right in front of her."

"But baby..." Her eyebrows lowered, and he knew better then to kid around right now. "But Amy," He corrected, "If we're going to pull this off we have to convince everyone that we're together, I thought Stacy was just another person we'd have to convince."

"Pull off what?" The blonde questioned, tapping her foot, "Besides each others clothes, because that my friends is pretty obvious."

"Well to use your frame of mind, we need Jay and Trish to think we're stripping each other down," Chris explained.

"Why?"

Amy rolled her eyes, "This might be the dumbest thing you ever heard but were trying to make them jealous..."

He smiled, "It's not dumb...it's working...."

Red hair flung around, Amy seemed to know by the sound of his voice that something big had gone down, "Oh no, what did you do?"

The man did nothing but smile at her for what felt like forever, "Nothing much, I just ran into her on my way out this morning....and she left with the instinct impression that we had quite a wild night last night."

Reaching up Amy grabbed him by the earlobe and pulled, "What gave her that impression?" She growled.

"Well I just wanted to be convincing...." He told her, wincing in pain.

She let him go to run and hand back through her long hair, "Great now I'm easy."

"Hey, who could resist this?" Chris questioned, striking a cocky pose, "No one could blame you."

"Ugh, I can almost see your head swelling..."

Stacy laughed at them, enjoying their banter.... "Yeah and when you two get some much needed time alone time I'm sure his skull isn't the only thing that will be swelling."

Amy groaned, "You see what you've done here?"