Ka-Boom

Jake's Pov

Ha ha. Yep. Here comes the explosion. Edward looks really, really angry. Bella just looks worried. Edward going to erupt at me as soon as we get to their cottage. But, technically Nessie invited her over. Yeah, but I told her to. But she really wanted to. And, of course, being the awesome imprinter person that I am, I told her to go for it. The poor hybrid, vampire-ish thing needs a close-to-normal life! I was just giving her what she really wanted. That's what imprinter people do, for crying out loud! Nessie wanted a normal life so I'm trying to let her have one. Normal people get to invite their friends over. Normal people can do things with their friends without being yelled at like this. But of course, normal people don't have vampire parents. Or a werewolf that imprinted on them. But she doesn't know that.

Edward's expression didn't change during the whole human-speed trip. Just a mask of contained fury. That fury would soon not be contained as soon as we got to the cottage.

Then, we arrive at the cottage.

"Renesmee Carlie Cullen!" Ka-Boom. "Inviting a human to a house full of vampires?!"

"I-" Nessie started, but I interrupted her.

"Look, bloodsucker, don't you go blaming Nessie for any of this, because I told her to invite that Lizzie kid over. I told her to. It's my fault. So quit yelling at her!" I took a protective stance in front of Nessie.

"Now you listen here, dog! You cannot tell me how to talk to my daughter. She is my flesh and blood-"

"You don't have any blood!" I interrupted.

"Shut up! As I was saying, I am her father, not you Jacob! Me!"

"Thank the Lord for that." I muttered.

If looks could kill... I thought.

"You'd be dead a long time ago." Edward said in reponse to my thoughts.

I smirked. "Yep. Bella! You know what would be an awesome vampire power?! Laser vision!!! Just killing people by looking at them mean!!! That would be soooo awesome!" I said.

"That's so irrelevent, Jake." Bella said, laughing.

"Well, not really. I was thinking 'If looks could kill'. And that's what we were talking about. But don't you that would be awesome?!"

"Yeah-"

"People, focus!" Rude. I thought. He glared at me. I smirked. He glared harder. I shrunk back a little. That looks really freaky, dude. "Back to what I was saying. A human is in our house. What are we going to do?"

"We're gonna do nothing. Ness and Lizzie are going to work on a history project." I replied.

"Speaking of which, do you relize we left Rosalie, Alice, Emmett, Jasper, Quil, Embry, and Taylor alone in that house together?" Nessie asked.

Me, Bella, and Edward looked at each other, all our faces the same mask of horror.

"OH CRAP!!!!!!" We all yelled.