Welcome to chapter two of Impossible!
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The next morning, Sakura got up early. She was completely mooshed in the plush down sheets, and the sun hadn't even risen over Suna.
"HOLY CRAP!" she said to herself. Her clock said 5:30! Thirty minutes to get ready!?
She wouldn't be late for her first day (even though she was dead tired from staying up really late studying all those papers), even if it killed her!
She yawned and began running to the Kazekage office. On her way passed Kankuro's door, she braced herself against the wall.
But surprisingly… the music wasn't that loud. She pressed her ear against the door, and to her utter shock and horror, she heard:
"I'm slipping into the lava, and I'm trying to keep from going under, Baby you turn the temperature hotter, cuz I'm burnin' up, BURNIN' UP! For you baby!"
Sakura got away from that door so fast it could have been on fire. "OH MY GOD! MY EARS!!! MY EARS!!!" Inner Sakura screamed.
Then the larger issue dawned on her: KANKURO WAS LISTENING TO THE JONAS BROTHERS. KANKURO WAS LISTENING TO THE GAYLORD BROTHERS WHO WEAR PANTS TWO SIZES TOO SMALL!!
"AUUUGGHHH!!!" she screamed, running away from his room as quickly as possible.
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After seeing that no one was in the Kazekage office yet, Sakura decided to go down to the dining room and have some breakfast.
She found her way to the dining room and pushed open the door. To her, again, utter shock and horror, Gaara was already sitting at the table.
But he wasn't paying attention to her at all, of course. He was sipping his coffee and reading the newspaper as if she hadn't just walked into the room.
"Good morning Kazekage-sama." she said politely. Gaara glanced up at her and said, "Hn."
"OH HELL NO HE DID NOT JUST 'HN' ME!!!! DAMMIT HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE THAT DUCK ASS TEME I GAVE UP ON THREE YEARS AGO!!!" Inner Sakura screamed.
Sakura just stiffened and walked into the kitchen. Little did she know, the Kazekage's kohl-rimmed eyes watched her curiously from over the top of the paper.
Inner Gaara poked him. "She's sexy as hell when she's mad, huh?"
Gaara nodded, agreeing silently with his inner self.
"Not to mention she's totally hot anyway…" Inner Gaara went on.
"Hmm… but she looks quite different since the last time I saw her…" he mumbled to himself. "Well, Gaa-Chan-Kazekage-Sama, that's because you like her, obviously." Temari said to her little brother.
Gaara whipped around to face Temari. "Where the hell did you come from?!" He gasped, glaring.
"That doesn't matter. You honestly think she looks different? How so?" Temari asked excitedly.
"Yeah, tell us!!" Kankuro said. Gaara whipped around to face Kankuro. "WHAT THE?! Where the hell did YOU come from now?!"
"Doesn't matter. Now, go on, little brother." Kankuro said. Both he and Temari looked at him with 'brotherly and sisterly teary eyes of support'…. or so they called it.
Sakura came back into the room with a cup of tea and a muffin on a plate. "Oh! Hey Temari! Hey… Kankuro…" She looked at Kankuro like she was scared of him.
"What?" he asked, honestly curious. Temari was drinking her water and Gaara was taking a sip of his coffee.
"I… heard… YOU LISTEN THE JONAS BROTHERS!!" Sakura said, and both Temari and Gaara spewed their beverages all over Kankuro.
"You disgust me." Gaara said, glaring at his older brother. "Hey! Don't make fun of the JoBros!" Kankuro said, crying anime tears.
"The JoBros?" Temari asked, raising an eyebrow. "YES! THE JOBROS!" Kankuro said, Ripping open his black tee-shirt to reveal a Jonas brothers concert tee and standing on the table.
"OH!! AND GUESS WHAT?! I HAVE THESE TOO!!" He pulled off his pants and he was wearing boxers with Nick Jonas' face all over them.
Gaara and Temari put their hand over Sakura's eyes. "Go put on some real clothes." Temari commanded.
"THESE ARE REAL CLOTHES!!!" Kankuro complained.
"Do you have any pride as a man?!" Gaara yelled at his older brother.
"NO! NOT REALLY!!" Kankuro yelled back.
"SHUT UP SIT DOWN AND EAT!!" Temari screamed. "AND YOU!" she pointed at Kankuro, "GO PUT ON SOMETHING ELSE! AND I WANT YOU TO BURN ALL OF YOUR JONAS BROTHERS STUFF!"
"TEMARI!! I CAN'T!! I LOOOOOVVVVEEEE them!" Kankuro said.
"YOU WILL STOP LOVING THEM RIGHT NOW!!" As the two older sand sibs went at it, Gaara and Sakura sat calmly, sipping their tea and coffee.
"Is it always like this?" Sakura asked the Kazekage. "Unfortunately, yes. Last week it was Hannah Montana." Gaara replied with a sigh.
Sakura shuttered, and sighed too. "But, hey…" Gaara continued, giving Sakura a small smile. "Now I have someone to talk to."
Sakura fought back the blush that threatened to overtake her face. "Yeah." she said, smiling back.
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An hour or two later, Suna was bustling with activity, from what Sakura could see from the window of the Kazekage office.
"Suna is very beautiful…" Sakura offered, wanting to make small talk. Gaara glanced up at her and nodded. "Yes, I think so too." He went back to the papers he had been writing on.
Geez. So much for trying to be nice.
Sakura leaned against the wall and looked at the Kazekage curiously. He was actually kind of… handsome. That unruly red hair, the kohl-rimmed eyes, the love kanji on his left temple…
"Wait just a second, there, Sakura. Are you starting to, you know, LIKE like him?" Inner Sakura asked.
"NO! NO! Of course not! Not in a million years! I just think he's handsome, no--gorgeous, and perfect and amazing and… oh crap." Sakura debated with her inner self.
"Hmmm… I thought so. But you do know… that love kanji means he loves only himself, and fights only for himself?" Inner Sakura asked uneasily.
"Yeah, I guess. But…" Sakura was interrupted by Gaara's voice intruding on her thoughts.
"…uno. Hello? Haruno. Earth to Sakura. You there?" Gaara was asking, staring at her impatiently.
"Huh?! What?! I'M HERE!! WHAT HA…penned?" she trailed off when she saw Gaara trying to muffle his laughter.
"God, you're such an airhead." he chuckled. "I AM NOTHING OF THE SORT!" Sakura said, blushing.
"Oh really? I've been calling your name for the last five minutes and you've just decided to rejoin me here on earth." The redhead egged her on.
"YOU…!! Ugh!" Sakura turned away from him, infuriated. "Do you want to know what I was going to ask or what?" The Kazekage asked, now annoyed at being ignored.
"Oh, by all means, Gaara-sama." Sakura said, sarcasm dripping from her tone.
Gaara ignored her malice and leaned back in his chair. "I asked you if you wanted to go out for lunch with me later."
The kunoichi was caught off guard. "Like a date? Or with Kankuro and Temari? What's the catch?"
"Well, it can be a date if that's what you want to call it. And no, my idiotic siblings would not be coming."
Gaara replied.
Kankuro and Temari burst through the door. "AWW GAA-CHAN-KAZEKAGE-SAMA! THAT'S COLD!" The two complained.
"I only said it because I knew you two were listening." Gaara said, glaring at his siblings.
"Doh! We've been caught." Kankuro realized. "We'll just be going!" Temari added, and the two left the room, closing the door after them.
There was nothing but the sound of Gaara's pen on the papers on his desk.
Sakura fidgeted with the ends of her skirt. "Umm… Gaara?" She asked, blushing.
"Hn?" he said, glancing at her and keeping writing. "You said you only said that stuff because those two were listening… does that mean…"
Gaara looked up at her, now curious. "Does that mean… you weren't really asking me on a date?"
Gaara blushed as Sakura looked at him, anticipating an answer.
"Of course not! Our date… is definitely still on." The Kazekage said.
Sakura let out a breath she didn't know she was holding. "Hehe. You know… for some reason, I'm really happy about that."
Gaara looked up at her, shocked, but before either could say anything, Sakura stood and walked out the door.
Gaara stared after her, then let a smile grace his face. "For some reason… I'm happy too." He said to himself.
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