A/N: I just want to thank everyone for the reviews they sent. They really inspired to update quicker. I wanted to post this earlier but I was having a few techincial difficulties.

Disclaimer: See chapter one.

Summary: After Vince sends all three brands to the chocolate capital of the US for a show, Hunter has to form a surveillance team to keep Shawn from getting any form of chocolate that could cause him to get sugar high and cause more trouble than even DX could imagine. Will the game succeed or will the crafty showstopper outsmart him?

Shawn sat in the locker room watching as all the superstars left. They all had to leave for Hershey a day earlier so they'd have an extra day to prepare for the show. Which in Shawn's mind meant he'd have an extra day to enjoy his chocolate. That is if he ever got any. He knew telling Hunter that they were going to Hershey was a mistake, but he couldn't help it! He was so happy that he was going to see his friend that he wasn't thinking straight. Of course when chocolate was involved when was he ever thinking straight.

He had to hurry. He knew that Hunter was forming some kind of plan to keep him away from his beloved chocolate. He was really worried at what fellow degenerate would come up with. 'I mean he's came up with some crazy ideas before, but I really wonder what he's gonna try this time.' Shawn heard the door open and smiled to himself as he saw John enter. "John, just the man I wanted to see."

John looked at the showstopper curiously, "Oh hey Shawn. Did you need something?" he asked.

Shawn's grin got bigger as he walked toward the other man, backing him into a corner. "Actually there is something I could use your help with."

John looked around the room, cursing himself when he realized they were the only two left in the locker room. "I'm afraid to ask, but what is it?"

"Well you know how we're going to Hershey for the next show right?"

"Of course. Everyone knows about that." He replied.

Shawn patted him on the shoulders and backed away from him a little. "Good good. Now if you know that then tell me what is Hershey considered as?"

John thought about it for a minute trying to figure out exactly what the hell was going on. "It's considered as the chocolate capital of the US." When he saw the hyper look in Shawn's eyes and the way his mouth had suddenly seemed to start watering he caught on. "Oh hell no!" John pushed Shawn back as he tried to make his way to the door. "If it involves chocolate I'm not helping you at all!"

Shawn glared at him before stalking slowly towards him. "Listen you will help me, I already know Hunter's plotting against me and I don't need you added on to it. Now when I have chocolate I'm a very happy heartbreaker. Don't you want me to be happy John?" Shawn pouted. In his mind he was smirking as the champ seemed to really be considering his offer. 'ha ha ha! Sucker!.'

"Shawn...I mean of course I want to help you but..."

"But what?" he asked, making his lower lip quiver for added effect. Shawn knew that he had just gained his first helper. No one could resist his pout or his puppy dog eyes. This was easy.

That's what he was thinking until John busted open the door and said, "But you getting my help for something like this you have...NO CHANCE IN HELL!" With that John took off, sprinting down the hallway with a chocolate depraved heartbreaker on his heels. He couldn't believe this! "I guess I should have paid more attention when Glen was telling that story about when Shawn blew up that club." he muttered to himself.

"I heard that Cena!" Shawn shouted from somewhere behind him. "I'll make sure you help me if its the last thing I do!"

John had never seen him act this crazy before in one way it was funny, but in another very big way it was scary as hell. 'I can't keep running from him. There has to be someone still here that can help me. I got it! I think Randy's still here, he'll be about to help me!' he thought.

Randy sat in his dressing room on the phone with Hunter. "Are you kidding me? Shawn wouldn't do something like that."

Hunter was currently in his hotel room making out a list of supplies they would need for their mission. "Look Randy he's probably out chasing down Chris or John or something like that. It's like his brain just shuts down when it hears chocolate."

"So what do you expect me to do Hunter?"

"Just make sure no one is left alone with him. He can be really sneaky when it comes to things like this. I'm sending Adam and Mark to come get you guys when you get to Hershey tomorrow. Jeff, Matt, Mark, Adam, and I are leaving tonight."

"Anyone else you want me to fill in?"

"Yeah, tell John, Dave, and Chris. They'll definitely need to be prepared for something this dangerous."

"Hold on Hunter. I think I hear someone yelling." Randy put down his phone and went over to his door where he heard the faint yells for help. He opened the door and saw someone running towards him, as he saw who it was he backed out of the way letting John run into the room. "What the Hell are you doing?!" he shouted to his exhausted friend.

John quickly turned back to the door and locked it. "Randy you have to help me man! Shawn's snapped! He's been chasing me all over the arena for the past half hour trying to convince me to help him get his chocolate fix!"

Randy blinked and went back to his phone. "I believe you now Hunter. I'll let everyone know. All right. Later man." He hung up the phone and went back over to his friend to try and get a clear story out of him. "Alright so explain to me what happened again?"

"It's simple. Shawn asked me to help him. I said no and he starts chasing me!" A hard knock on the door cuts off their conversation. "Shit! It's him! You have to hide me!"

Randy was confused. He'd never seen anything or anyone that could scare John like that before. "Get behind the couch and stay quiet! He shouldn't be able to see you over there." John nodded and dived behind the couch, wedging himself between the couch and the wall.

Randy then calmly walked over to the door and opened it, revealing a flushed, out of breath Shawn. "Hey there are you alright man?"

Shawn just nodded. "I'm fine. Have you seen John anywhere? I was talking to him about something important and he just ran off on me!"

"I haven't seen him. You might wanna try Glen's dressing room. He's one of the few people that's still here."

Then the crazy grin was back on Shawn's face as he turned to leave. "Thanks a lot Randy. Speaking of which, I need to talk to you later too. So come by my hotel room later tonight ok?"

"Umm...sure I guess so." he replied.

"Great. Thanks a lot Randy! I can already tell your gonna be a lot more helpful than John was." Without saying anything else Shawn ran off again leaving a stunned Randy and a very freaked out John.

"Wow. Hunter really was telling the truth." Randy said. He checked outside to make sure that Shawn had really left before he closed and locked the door. "Who'd have thought that he'd really snap."

John struggled from behind the couch, "What are you talking about?"

"Before you decided to crash into my room I was on the phone with Hunter. He told me Vince wanted him to get a surveillance team together to keep an eye on Shawn while we're in Hershey. I didn't think he'd actually chase you down though."

John sighed, "Let me guess. We're both on this little surveillance team aren't we?"

Randy nodded. "Us as well as Dave and Chris. Hunter said this might be dangerous and after hearing about the time he blew up a club and seeing this I believe him."

"Back up a minute. You mean that story was true?!" John shouted, then quickly covered his mouth in the fear that Shawn heard him.

Randy waved his hand dismissively, "Yeah but that's not the point. Hunter wants us to keep an eye out for him until we meet up with Adam and Mark tomorrow. Then Matt and Jeff are supposed to be taking over."

"So they're all in this too huh?"

"Yeah, I guess its a good thing we won't be there for too long."

"True, but you know something Randy?"

"What?"

"It's times like these that make me realize why heartbreakers should never have chocolate."

Randy just rolled his eyes at his friend and walked back over to the door. "Now come on we need to find a way out of here without Shawn seeing us."

The next day proved to be uneventful for the superstars. After filling in Chris and Dave on what was going on they set out to follow Shawn, which surprisingly was very boring. Now it came time for them to leave the hotel and they were currently trying to figure out who would be the unlucky ones to ride with Shawn.

"No way! I'm not doing it. He already chased me through an arena. I'm not going through that again." John said.

"Well it can't be me either. I've been hearing all morning that Shawn is pissed at me for not coming to his hotel room last night. If I'm stuck with him for four hours just think about what he could do to me!" Randy shouted. He had witnessed some of Shawn's craziness and didn't want to see it up close and personal.

"Look guys we'll do it. I mean seriously there's no way he could be that bad." Dave said.

Chris was the only one who hadn't said anything yet. He'd remembered the cop incident and wasn't sure if he wanted to deal with something like that again, but hey what harm could it do. "Yeah. I guess it couldn't hurt. I mean it's only a few hours."

"Great. As soon as we get there we'll meet up with the others at the hotel. Then while Jeff and Matt keep Shawn busy, we'll come up with some kind of plan to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid, like blow up the arena for instance." Randy explained.

The others nodded and continued talking until a loud voice rang out through the lobby. "Chris! Dave! There you are I've been looking all over for you! We are still riding together right?"

The evil looks that Dave and Chris shot at them made John quickly start speaking, "Well Shawn's finally arrived so that means we'll be leaving. Good luck you two. Have fun and you probably don't want to fall asleep on him." Before Shawn could get any closer John took Randy's arm and the two of them quickly ran off before the showstopper could see them.

"Well Chris it's about a four hour drive from Baltimore to Hershey. Think we'll be alright?" Dave asked.

The sarcasm in Dave's voice didn't go unnoticed by Chris which made him chuckle, "I don't know man, but there's only one way to find out." The two picked up their bags and headed out, having no idea what kind of Hell was in store for them.

Four and a half hours later Jeff, Matt, Adam, Mark, John, and Randy were all standing outside the Holiday Inn in Hershey waiting for Dave and Chris to arrive. "Where are those guys? They should have been here already!" Mark growled.

"I hope nothing happened to them. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to have them ride with Shawn." Randy said.

Matt snorted, "Yeah real smart you guys, having the two other people we need riding for hours with the person we're supposed to follow."

He glared at him, "You guys were the ones that said we needed someone to watch him until we got here!"

They continued back and forth like this for a while, well until Mark had gotten annoyed and threatened to chokeslam them if they didn't shut up. The six men stood outside the hotel for another hour until the others finally decided to show up.

"Hey you guys I think that's them. They were riding in a black SUV." John said. When the car pulled up it was obvious to everyone it wasn't in the same condition as it was when it left Baltimore. The hood had huge amounts of smoke coming out from under it. Each of the doors had dents in them, the windshield had a hole in it, and all the windows except for the one on the drivers side had been shattered.

The driver's side door opened and Shawn stepped out, looking completely unharmed. He smiled at everyone as he went and got his bags, acting as if nothing had happened. "Hey guys. Sorry we're late, we kinda had some car trouble."

"That's an understatement." Jeff muttered.

Matt elbowed him in the ribs before asking, "Where are Chris and Dave?"

Before Shawn could answer, the passenger side door creaked as it tried to open, finally falling on the ground as Dave stepped out. He looked around at everyone for a moment before shouting, "Oh sweet Jesus we're alive! We're really alive!"

Everyone just stared in shock as one of the back doors opened revealing a visibly shaken Chris Jericho, who fell on the ground and started kissing it. "It's really solid ground! Thank you! Thank you! I'll stop being a jackass all the time, just never make me get in a car with him again!"

Shawn pouted at them, "Oh come on! My driving isn't that bad." He began walking inside. "You'll be fine in a few minutes. Besides how was I supposed to know that there were a large herd of deer roaming around outside of Maryland anyway?"

That just left everyone else stunned and confused "Well..umm we're gonna go watch Shawn now. Come on Jeff!" The two brothers quickly went back into the hotel to avoid the backlash the animal and Jericho were certain to give.

Chris was the first one to stand up and immediately glared at Dave, "You assclown! This is all your fault! If you were watching him like you were supposed to he never would have gotten that ice cream cone and ran us into a herd of deer!"

Dave stood and glared down at Chris, "You can't blame this on me! If you hadn't said neither one of us would help him out, he wouldn't have tried to get the ice cream and we wouldn't have ran into a herd of deer!"

Watching the two argue John turned to Randy and said, "You were right, putting those two together with Shawn was a bad idea."

Since everyone's attention was on Dave and Chris no one noticed when another SUV pulled up, or when a very irritated blond stepped out with a sledgehammer, but they did notice when he shouted "What the hell are you guys still doing here! What part of meet me at the arena didn't you understand!"

Everyone froze and slowly turned to look at their very pissed off mission leader. Hunter, clad in his DX gear and holding his sledgehammer did not look very happy. "I told you as soon as you got here to meet me at the arena!"

"It wasn't my fault!" Adam shouted, then pointed to Dave and Chris "They were the ones who were late."

"And why was this?"

They stuttered for a moment before finally deciding on, "We had car trouble?"

Hunter just glared at them before peeking into the hotel, making sure that Hardys had led Shawn out of the lobby. "At least someone is doing their job today." He turned back to the two men still fighting on the ground. I really don't want know what happened but I know I'm gonna find out anyway. Let's just get to arena. It's only matter time before Shawn tries something..." He looked at John, Dave, and Chris then continued, "Well tries something again anyway."

The seven superstars got into the SUV and began their trek to the arena, not noticing that Shawn had been watching from the window of his room. 'That jerk! We haven't seen each other in a month and he can't even come say hey to me! So they think they can stop me huh? Well I got news for them. This is only the beginning they haven't seen anything yet!'

What's Shawn thinking now and what kind of tricks does he have up his sleeve? Will the Hardys be able to keep up with Shawn? Will Chris and Dave ever stop fighting? Will I ever come up with better questions? Probably not, but everything else will be answered in the next chapter!

I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter and I promise some Hardys and DX craziness in the next chapter! ^^