Thunder: Here we go now. Chapter five! Go me!

Chapter 5

Danny and Sunny made it to the Toontressor Space Port on a space barge some weeks later when Sunny had everything in order. Danny made it out first and looked around to see many people passing him and wingulls flying in the sky.

"Yo! Danny! Wait up!" he heard Sunny yell from inside the ship. Danny just stood there as Sunny came out of the ship wearing what was more like a deep sea diver suit than a space traveling suit. He walked out and lifted the lid off of the suits helmet.

"Hey Danny, this'll be a good opportunity where we get to know eachother." Sunny said, approahing the teen. "You know what they say, familiarity breeds, um... well, contempt, but, in our case--"

"Look, lets just find the ship, okay?" Danny said before walking away. Sunny just stood there as the lid closed itself. Unsure of where to go, Danny asked a couple of people where the ship was.

"Second dock on your right." A boy named Sam Witwicky said from atop a ladder.

"You can't miss it." Said an autobot named Bumblebee who was holding the ladder up for his friend.

"Thanks." Danny said

"It's the suit isn't it?" Sunny asked catching up to him. "I knew I shouldn't have listened to those two blue and pink bunnies. This one said it would fit, that one said it was my color. Usually I'm good with clothes, but with those two I just got confused!" Sunny crashed into Danny who just stopped walking. Sunny looked up and realized where they were.

"Oh! Danny! This is our ship! The CJS Legacy!" Sunny said. Sunny headed for the gangplank, while Danny looked up at the ship in awe.

"Whoa!" he said before heading up the gangplank. All around him were creatures of all shapes and sizes readying the ship for its maiden voyage.

"How cool is this?" Danny said. Then he crashed into a large purple and black alien.

"Sorry about that, I..." Danny began, but was cut off by the alien yelling at him in some sort of alien language, and the alien pulled out a gun.

"Let me take care of this Dan." Sunny said. Then the most horrible sounds came from Sunny, but it sounded like the purple and black alien. When he stopped, the alien put his weapon away and walked off.

"I'm fluent in zixian. Took two years of it in high school." Sunny said before walking off.

"Zixian? Cool." Danny said before following his friend.

"Good morning captain." Sunny said to a man with large sideburns. "Everything shipshape?"

"Shipshape it is sir, but I'm not the captain." he said. "The captain's aloft." They all looked up to see a tanned woman swinging from mast to mast, before doing a flip and landing on her feet. Danny and Sunny just stared in awe.

"Zhiao, I've checked this miserable ship from stem to stern, and as usual," she said in an angry tone. "It's... perfect." her voice softened. "Can't you get anything wrong?"

"You flatter me Miss." Zhiao said bowing to her. Then she turned to see Sunny.

"Sunny Bridges I presume?" she asked

"Well, um, uh yes, I--" Sunny said

"Hello? Can you hear me?" She said banging on the front.

"I can hear you, now stop banging!" Sunny said, before trying to pry his helmet off. "If I may say," she held onto a part that had a plug in it, and pulled the plug out, "this suit works better when it's right way up and plugged in." She turned Sunny around and plugged the plug into his butt, causing him to be zapped by electricity. Sunny finally got his helmet off and took the plug out. "If you don't mind, I could do my own plugging." Sunny said, holding onto said plug. The woman grabbed his right hand and began shaking it.

"I'm captain Chel, from El Dorado. Fought against an evil priest, nasty business, but I won't bore you with my scars." she said before turning to Zhiao. "You've met my first officer commander Zhiao. Sterling, tough, dependable, honest, brave, and true."

"Please." Zhiao said being modest.

"Oh shut up Zhiao. You know I don't mean a word of it." Chel said

"Scuse me for interupting your banter and all, but I'd like to introduce you to Danny Phantom. Dan, you see, is the boy who found the treasure--" Sunny was cut off when Chel quickly covered his mouth.

"Bridges. Please." she said. She looked around at those who wanted to listen in, but then turned to their work, before looking at Sunny.

"I'd like a word with you in my state room." she said.

The quartet were in the room, and Chel locked it, just in case.

"Mr. Bridges," she said walking from the door to her desk, "to muse and blabber about a treasure map, in front of this particular crew, demonstrates a level of ineptitude, that borders on the imbecilic. And I mean that in a very caring way."

"Hold up. Imbecilic? Now that's just crazy!" Sunny said

"May I have the map?" she asked. Danny looked reluctant to give it up, but then took it out of his coat pocket and tossed it to his captin.

"Here." he said. She caught it and looked at it.

"Looks like something from home." she said smiling. Her smile disappeared in an instant as she walked to a wardrobe.

"Mr. Phantom," she said, opening it to reveal a single chest, "in the future, you're going to call me Captain or Ma'am, okay?" She put the map in the chest and locked it. Danny sighed and stood silently.

"Mr. Phantom." she said dangerously.

"Yes, ma'am." he said

"Good boy." Chel said while closing the wardrobe. She walked back over to her desk before stopping in fron of Sunny. "Boys, this must be kept under lock and key when not in use. And Mr. Bridges, again, with the greatest amount of respect possible, keep your trap shut."

"Captain, I promise I--" Sunny started to be cut off by Chel again.

"Let me make this as monosyllabic as possible: I don't much care for this crew you hired. They're... oh how did I describe them Zhiao, I came up with something good this morning."

"A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots, ma'am." Zhiao said

"There you go, poetry." Chel said

"Now see here--" Sunny started

"Mr. Bridges I'd love to chat. Tea, cakes, the whole shebang, but I have a ship to launch and you have your outfit to buff up." Chel said. "Commander Zhiao, please escort these two to the galley. Young Phantom will be working with our cook, Mr. Young."

"Wait what?" Danny said, finally paying attention. "The cook?!?"

Thunder: What kind of alien is Zix Zix? Is that even how his name is spelt? Sam and Bumblebee are from the new Trnasformers movie, which was awesome I might add.

Oh and CJS is Captain Jack Sparrow! Dang, I'm such a pirate fan! Please review!!!