Bleh, sorry for the late update, everyone...

A/N: Heavy crossovers from my first fanfic, Spoons. Don't feel like reading it? Summary: Yachiru, Matsumoto, Renji, Hisagi, and others prank Seireitei using spoons in an assortment of means. (Still don't wanna read it? Your loss...)

Hueco Mundo Bowl 7: Spoons

"Admit it, we're lost," Renji snapped.

"You have a bad sense of direction, Rudolph," Yachiru said, giggling.

"This isn't my fault, it's yours! You were the one that took a wrong turn in the Severing District!"

"You really suck at leading, Rudolph."

"Will you guys shut up?" Matsumoto massaged her forehead; she had a massive migraine. "Look, there are some people over there. Go ask them for directions."

"Those are arrancars, Matsumoto," Kira said nervously.

"I DON'T CARE! JUST GO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!" the blonde yelled.

"Geez, okay!" Hisagi muttered. The group of five (Yachiru, Renji, Matsumoto, Kira, and Hisagi) had gotten lost while transferring their supply of spoons from one hiding place to another. Somehow, they wound up in Hueco Mundo.

"Hey, what do ya know, Mila-Rose... shinigami..." Apache hissed.

"How stupid can they be?" Mila-Rose sighed.

"OY!" Renji shouted. "CAN WE ASK YOU SOMETHING!"

The three fraccion looked around. They were far from Las Noches, in the middle of the desert to be exact, hunting. No one else was around them, so the tattooed monkey had to be talking to them.

"Sure," Sun-sun replied.

"HOW CAN WE GET BACK TO SEIREITEI FROM HERE?" Renji yelled.

"You don't have to yell," Apache snapped. "We're right here."

"Go fifteen miles east from here, take a left and there should be the small tear between our dimensions." Sun-sun pulled a file out of nowhere and began filing her nails. "What's in the bag?"

"None of your business," Hisagi retorted.

Apache narrowed her eyes and used sonido to steal the bag. "What is this?" she asked with disgust, opening it.

"SPOOOOOOONS!" Yachiru laughed. "You can have it!"

"Kusajishi-fukutaichou!" Kira protested. "I thought we needed those!"

"It doesn't matter, Blondie. These nice people showed us the way out. It's a gift!" she bowed and led the other shinigami away.

Mila-Rose leaned towards Sun-sun's ear. "You gave them false directions, didn't you?"

"Of course. Going that way will lead them directly to the Menos Forest."

"Why were they carrying around a big bag of spoons?" Halibel asked after her fraccion told her what had happened.

Sun-sun showed a copy of The Seireitei Times to her master. "Apparently, they're pulling a prank on their superiors for not paying them enough."

"I say we do the same thing they did," Apache suggested.

"We don't get paid, so there isn't much we can protest against," Halibel pointed out.

"Halibel-sama?" One of Aporro's weird fraccion entered her chambers.

"What?"

"Aizen-sama and Aporro-sama request that you give half of your chambers to us."

"Request denied," Mila-Rose said lazily.

"It isn't a request, it's a demand."

Apache fired a cero, destroying the weaker fraccion on the spot. "So now do we have something to protest against?"

Halibel nodded grimly. "You have no idea."

"Okay, I understand your position on this," Aizen said. "You don't have to give your chambers to Aporro-san."

"What else?" Apache said, holding a whip made from spoons.

"And I have no idea why I even listened to him. Obviously you're higher ranked."

"And?" Sun-sun held another copy of 'Spoonorinmaru,' a Hyorinmaru made from spoons.

"I'm an idiot for even considering taking your rooms away in the first place. There, are ya happy?"

Halibel and her fraccion nodded. "Buh-bye, Aizie-poo!" she called, leaving.

"WAIT! AREN'T YOU GONNA LET ME DOWN FROM HERE?" Aizen was dangling upside-down from the ceiling on a web made entirely of spoons.

"Nope." Halibel looked back and blew a raspberry.

I know, very very very OOC.