This chapter is dedicated to the arrancar who really should get more screen time. Yup... WONDERWICE!
Heads up: Very. Very. Very. Very. Very. OOC. (But I think you've learned that, right?)
Hueco Mundo Bowl 9: Wonderwice, Gin, and the TV
Gin, Aizen, and Wonderwice were watching TV together in Aizen's room, who had picked the History Channel to watch. Needless to say, Gin was bored out of his mind. Wonderwice didn't seem to be enjoying it much either.
"Aaaah," Wonderwice moaned at Aizen to change the channel, so Aizen changed it to the Evil Dictator Show.
Gin and Wonderwice exchanged a look that said 'please kill me.'
"Aaaaaaaah!" Gin moaned, imitating Wonderwice.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" Wonderwice moaned at Gin. He was angry that Gin had copied him.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Gin shouted back with a wink. Wonderwice grinned wickedly after he caught on. Now they were having fun.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Aizen said, joining in the game.
Wonderwice and Gin sighed. It wasn't fun now that Aizen had joined in.
"Will you just change the channel, Aizen-sama-kun?" Gin asked in a false, syrupy sweet voice.
"What's wrong with this one?" Aizen asked, confused. "Ow!"
Wonderwice had taken a heavy book and hit Aizen on the head. "Aaaaaaah," he said as an explanation.
Gin shrugged, picked up the remote, and began flipping through channels. After about five minutes, he stopped. Wonderwice smiled happily and they began to sway back and forth to the theme song together.
Tousen wandered into the room looking for Aizen, but as he heard the song, he stopped and joined Gin and Tousen in swaying back and forth.
Within two hours, nearly all of the arrancar of Las Noches came into the room and joined them. Aizen was still out cold.
"Isn't this fun?" Gin asked Wonderwice.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah," was the response.
Gin sighed and watched Aizen get up and rub his head in confusion. But as Aizen saw what TV show they were watching, he laughed.
"Yo, Gin," Grimmjow called. "Song's startin' again!"
I love you, You love me,
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too...
With one last sigh, Aizen got up and joined them. Who knew evil shinigami and arrancars determined to take over the world would love a purple dinosaur?
Wonderwice smiled—the 'kick me' sign on Aizen's back was still unnoticed. His work here was done.
Barney is evil, boys and girls! Here's the lyrics spoof:
I hate you, you hate me,
Let's all go kill Barney
With a great big punch and a bullet to the head
Sorry children, Barney's dead.