Chapter Three

When House and Wilson walked into the extra large conference room, a room reserved solely for Hospital benefits, the caterers and staff were still setting up table and the buffet.

"See I told you we were leaving to early. No one even here yet." Said House as he walked over to a potted plant and stashed his bag behind for safe keeping.

"Well some us like to be on time to these things not everyone likes to show up a half hour late like you."

House chose to ignore this comment. "Hey come on," he said tugging on Wilson's arm.

"Where are we going?"

"To the supply closet if we hurry we have to time for quickie before everyone shows up." He pulling Wilson with him.

"I don't think so." Said Wilson remembering the cameras House had mentioned yesterday.

"Is this about the cameras? Because I was only kidding. I'll let you tie up. Come on it'll be fun"

"No. And I'm tying you up later remember?"

"But all the cool kids are doing it." He whined as hooked a thumb in the direction of the janitors closet as Chase and Cameron came out straightening their clothes and glancing around to make sure that no one had seen them.

Before Wilson could respond Cuddy walked over to them. "Well I see you got him to where a tie," she said addressing Wilson.

"And you'll believe what he threatened to do to me with it when we got home," said House suggestively while accidently brushing a hand against Wilsons ass. Wilson jumped slightly and glared at House.

Cuddy rolled eyes and held up a hand. "I don't even want to know." She stated. "Just make sure he stays on his best behavior." She said to Wilson while pointing at House. She made her way over to the door to great some guests that had just arrived.

"Well," said House suddenly. "I'll be right back." He said as limped over to the plant to retrieve his bag.

"Wait where are you going?" asked Wilson following him.

"Oh you'll find out." He said as his limped out the door, bag in hand.

Wilson sighed. This was going to be a long night.

**

Wilson had gone to sit at the bar when House returned about twenty minutes later walking next to Chase. They were whispering and House hand something to Chase which he slipped into his pocket and walked in the opposite direction.

House came and sat down next to him and ordered a scotch. "What's up with you and Chase?" asked Wilson taking a sip of his drink.

"He came in the bathroom while I was setting up. He wanted in on it so I recruited him to handle some of the tasks I couldn't." he said waving he cane for emphasis.

"Why didn't you ask me? I could have helped." Said Wilson feeling slightly disappointed that House didn't include him.

"Because you didn't seem to want me to even do it. So I figured you didn't want to get to get your hands dirty." Said sipping his scotch.

"I just didn't want anyone getting hurt. It didn't mean I didn't mean I want to help."

"You really want to help?"

"Sure. What do want me to do?" leaning close to House.

House reached into his pocket and slipped a small object into his hand.

Wilson glanced at what House handed him. "That's disgusting. What am I suppose to do with this?"

House nodded towards the buffet. "Seriously?" said Wilson looking a little disgusted.

House nodded and Wilson walked over to the buffet dropped the object into the mashed potatoes and used the spoon to cover it up. He gave House a thumbs up and walked back over to him. "It's done." He said sitting down. "Hey what did you and Chase do to the bathrooms?"

Instead of telling him; House said, "You might want to use the bathroom on the next floor."

"Plastic wrap or Vaseline?" asked Wilson.

"Both." Said House "Men's and Women's"

"You went in the women's room?"

"No, of course," not said House. "I sent Chase he has prettier hair."

"You know Cuddy is going to kill you? Don't you?"

"Cuddy won't kill me. I'm an asset to the hospital. I save lives."

"Yeah and she's going to make your life a living hell when she finds out this."

"Well I'm lucky that I'm not alone in this. I'm taking you and Chase down with me."

"I knew you had and ulterior motive." He said as glanced towards the doors. "Come on." He said. "The donors are starting to arrive."

House followed him while thinking of a way that he could get Wilson back into the supply closet.

TBC