Author's note: Based off a Garfield comic strip. I do not own Garfield or Bleach, but I'm working on it.
Hueco Mundo Bowl 11: Letters to Santa I
Dear Santa Claus,
My fellow Espada, Ulquiorra Schiffer, has been a very good arrancar this year. He has helped little children do their homework and little old ladies cross streets. He also picks up trash under highways in his spare time and often plants trees to save the environment. Did I mention he volunteers at old people centers? Yup, that's right. Ulquiorra is the bestest best buddy a guy could have.
Aizen stopped writing and raised an eyebrow at Ulquiorra, who was standing by his writing table. The stony faced Espada gave him a look that said 'Well, you worthless leader? Keep writing!'
So this year for Christmas, he would like a Hello Kitty journal, a Barney sing-a-long book, a Strawberry Shortcake calendar, and a copy of the bestselling DVD 'How to be Emo.'
The leader of the arrancars stopped writing again and glared at his fourth espada.
"What?" Ulquiorra asked, sensing Aizen's displeasure.
"I will get my pants back, right?" Aizen asked; he was naked except for his jacket and a pair of Spongebob boxers. (And his fuzzy Chappy bunny slippers, but those don't count)
"Just keep writing," Ulquiorra snapped.
So to sum it up, Ulquiorra is the most wonderful person on the planet. Now, please give him what he wants, Santa. I really want my pants back!
Yours sincerely,
Aizen Sosuke (The Great and Evil)