Opal (to Aizen after reading the reviews): Haha, our readers like ME better!
Aizen (as he reads through the reviews again): But it seems a lot want Gin to come run the show soon... so that means they don't like you very much either!
Opal (as she shoves Aizen into Orihime's room): And other reviewers want me to make you sleepover with Orihime. Enjoy!
Aizen (getting his hair curled by Orihime): Noooooooh! Kill me! I DON'T THINK THE CURLER GOES THERE, ORIHIME!
Opal (shaking her head): Shame, shame. What WILL the world do without you, Aizie-poo? Anyways, readers, I put up a poll on my profile page. Please vote for who you would like to see in the next Hueco Mundo Bowls! Now, enjoy this week's...
Hueco Mundo Bowl 16: Worst Memories
"Hey, I know that the year ain't over yet, but what was your worst memory of 2008?" Gin asked the espada at a meeting.
"Had to be that time Nel formed the AWA and stole the hogyoku," Aizen replied, shuddering.
"For me, it's when Gin captured Nel's little 'Itsygo!' screaming on tape and played it in my room, over and over and over and over..." Ulquiorra glared at the silver haired shinigami.
"I thought it was funny," Gin replied lightly.
"Worst memory was when we ran out of toilet paper to feed to the Menos," Barragan shot back with a shudder. "And then they thought that Halibel was a roll of toilet paper..."
"I still think the time Grimmjow went delusional and cosplayed as Cardcaptor Sakura was the funniest thing ever," Halibel said with a grin (although you couldn't really see it; her collar covered much of her smile). "But it was disturbing too."
"Seriously!" the sixth espada protested. "I don't know what you're talking about!"
"I told you, you were out cold," Ulquiorra sighed. "My worst memory was the time that Wonderwice and Tousen decided to change Hueco Mundo into a Chappy palace."
"I thought it was a good idea," Tousen said, miffed.
Just then, Yammy walked in wearing nothing but a towel. "Ahhhh," he said as he stretched. "Nothin' like a nice, long, hot tub and a massage to follow up afterwards. The bubbles massaging my body? And then the rubdown afterwards? Mhm, mhmm, mhmmmm... I think I'll go out and buy myself a... what do the humans call it? A Speedo?"
The arrancar and shinigami in the room looked at each other—each with a different expression on their face. Halibel looked like she was about to throw up, Ulquiorra appeared to be emotionally scarred for life, and Grimmjow was pulling out his sword like he wanted to commit suicide. None of them liked the mental image that Yammy was providing for them.
The tenth espada shrugged and left the room. As soon as he was gone, Aizen spoke up.
"I'd like to change my answer," he said with his eyes closed in disgust.
"Ditto," Ulquiorra agreed.
"Me too," Gin sighed. Why did I bring up this topic again?
Aizen (here to announce that he got a manicure): WHY DO I HAVE HELLO KITTYS PAINTED ON MY FINGERNAILS? KILL ME!
Opal (wincing slightly): Yeah, now you know what I had to go through. But I think you know what next week's Hueco Mundo Bowl will be about—Aizie-poo and Orihime's sleepover. Until then! Don't forget to review!
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P.S. Opal, this is NOT Gin spamming up your story.
P.P.S. Opal, please don't kill me.
P.P.P.S. Opal, if you have to kill someone, kill Tousen, we clear?
P.P.P.P.S. Hey, Opal-authoress-san, I'll stop spamming now, okay?
P.P.P.P.P.S. Opal-sama, just wanted to say I'm sorry. Seriously. Haha, not really!
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Who knew spamming was so much fun? Wheee! Okay, I'm bored. I think I'll go plan my story domination now!
Opal (taking a deep breath): GIN, YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY!
Opal (again, after she beat up Gin thoroughly): Seriously, don't send any money, although I will take requests, prompts, or whatever little bits of randomness you could provide for me. (And for those of you who would like Gin to take over the show, he's coming up soon!)