Disclaimer: Don't own anything except the original characters. Maybe Parker's apartment too, but that's basically it.
A/N: Ah, last joking around chapter for a while guys, so sorry. I'll be laying down some sadness in the next few chapters, but don't worry, I won't end it with tears in your eyes. Don't like leaving it horrible. Actually, the more I think about ending this story, the more I wanna make a sequel. Tell me what you guys think about that idea. It'll be shorter, and I'm thinking it'll be based more on Portman getting a girlfriend, and the other guys getting him there. Hopefully it'll a fun one. Anyway, tell me what you think about that idea, and about this chapter. Thanks for the reviews, and please, keep them coming!
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"You ever wonder where Cooper and Max go when they say they're going to walk around?" Luis asked, as Jess and Parker raised an eyebrow. "I mean they say, we're going to go take a walk, then they hold hands, practically running out of here. Do they go to central park? Do they walk around to eat? Do they walk around to just look? Do they sit in Washington Square Park?"
Greenberg stared at Luis, "They run to Cooper's and have sex."
Looking down, Luis began fiddling with his thumbs, and mumbled awkwardly, "Oh."
"How's your girlfriend Luis?" Parker asked, grabbing the remote off of her coffee table. They'd been spending more time at Parker's apartment since the Ducks moved in, to help out in unpacking. But they only succeeded in getting bored with it, and watching TV or playing a game, like last night's distraction: spin the cell phone and strip. Portman lost with only his boxers on.
"Emily's good," Luis said, perking up with the passing of his weird question. He really shouldn't have asked. "I like her."
"Well you're supposed to like your girlfriend, so that's really good man," Guy said, giving a nod to Luis.
"I think so," Luis said, pulling out his cell phone, having the urge to text Emily.
"How's Tammy, Fulton?" Parker asked, knowing Fulton couldn't wait to answer.
"Well, she's going on the road soon for ice skating, so maybe she might be able to pass by!" Fulton said, his girlish ways coming to the surface. "Isn't that exciting?"
"Oh my gosh, Fulton!" Portman said, mocking the typical valley girl from 'Clueless' voice, "That, like, is such an exciting, like, thing!"
Fulton glared, pushing Portman off the couch, and Parker smiled at them, "No, that really is great. We'd get to meet her and corrupt her as we did to you guys."
"Wait," Portman said, as Parker just gave up on the search for a TV show, and just ended up on MSG watching a college basketball game. "Luis has a girlfriend. Fulton had a Tammy. Guy finally got Parker, took you long enough by the way. Cooper and Max have been together for a long time now. So what about me, Greenberg, and Jess? What do we get?"
"Yeah, yeah," Greenberg said, sitting up, pointing at Portman. "Shouldn't we be finding girlfriends too?" Jess sunk into the couch. "What about you man? Don't you want to go find a girlfriend?"
"Uh," Jess said, looking at everyone staring at him, except Parker, who looked up at the ceiling. "Well…"
"You jerk!" Greenberg pointed, "You found a girlfriend, and you didn't even tell us!"
"She's not my girlfriend," Jess said, defending himself. "She's just this girl I met two weeks ago. We've just been talking."
Portman turned to his right, past Guy's head, and to Parker still staring at the ceiling. With his staring, Parker glanced down, trying to avoid Portman's gaze. "What?" She asked him, and he shook his head. She pointed and whined, "Well he told me not to tell!"
Guy smiled, slipping his hand into Parker's, "Aw… your 'little squeaky kid' voice that nobody, even me, understands!" She smiled back at him, as he went in for the kiss; the other guys just rolled their eyes.
"Go get a room!" Portman said, hitting them with one of them couch pillows.
"No!" Jess yelled, and they looked at him oddly.
"Do you enjoy this or something?" Luis asked, eyebrow raised.
Jess glared in reply, "No. I just don't know what they're going to be doing in the bedroom." They stared, faces beginning to crunch up. "Ew, no. Mama is going to kill me, and they need adult supervision right now." The faces staring at him had no change, and he groaned. "Fine, get a room, get a room."
"Well, you heard him!" Portman said, and they didn't pay any mind to the bash brother standing above them. "Fine." Portman grabbed Parker by the waist, throwing her over his shoulders, yelling in response. He walked with her throwing her fists against his back, and Guy running to go follow.
"Tell us about the girl," Greenberg said, directing their attentions back to Jess, who rolled his eyes.
"Oh, got a phone call. Can't talk to you guys, sorry," Jess stood up abruptly, digging for the phone in his back pocket.
Luis sighed, sitting back into the couch, "Maybe she doesn't exist."
Greenberg sighed as well, sitting back, "Maybe."
"Parker!" The two stood up, hearing Jess's yell as he pounded on the bedroom door. "Family emergency!"
In a quick second, Parker came out, grabbing her bag, and searched the couch for her cell phone, "What happened?" She asked hurriedly.
"I don't know, they didn't explain," Jess said, throwing the keys at Portman. "We gotta go to Long Island, we got a family meeting. Take care of the place until we get back."
Portman nodded and answered with a yes, and Parker ran to Guy, pecking him, and running out the door. Jess gave a nod to the boys, standing there with no idea to what was happening, and closed it behind him.