That little traffic thingy makes me so happy…Did you know I got a hit from Latvia? Wow. Okay, just thought I'd let you know how happy that makes me. (I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave…Seal is amazing.) Oh, yeah. And if this chapter is really random…at least I sat down and wrote it. Even if it was when I was on the high you get when you've stayed up late, then woken up the next morning, gone through the day and stay up late again to finish, say a fanfiction, maybe? ;) Most of this chapter is just a random Sasuke-think chapter. (Because you've all been waiting for it secretly…) anyway, he may be OOC, look back up there to see the reason. This is just a ton of conglomerated ideas I stuck together that needed to be said. So I used Sasuke.
DISCLAIMER: No, as much as I know you all want me to, I don't own the man in the orange jumpsuit.
Sasuke bit his lip.
What was up with him?
It just…wasn't possible. No, worse. It wasn't factual. And that, as we all know, is truly much worse. After all, if you can't trust in facts, what can you trust in? Well, the entire Hinata Incident is just plain unfactual…Is that even a word? Unfactual…hmm, well if it isn't, it sounds good anyway, thought the twelve-year-old avenger. Which leads to the question: Is unfactual actually a word?
No. Sadly, it isn't.
But Sasuke is right. It does sound pretty freaking cool.
Words aside (crunch, sparkle, crinkle and purple all beat unfactual), the case Sasuke was dealing with did seem like it wasn't factual whatsoever. Perhaps this was because of Hinata's unnatural, white eyes. Perhaps, because of her shy nature. Perhaps because of her strange kindness. Or perhaps because she simply didn't care about facts.
Now, there was a new idea.
Was the entire case unfactual (I will keep using the non-word word!) because Hinata didn't believe in facts?
Hmm. Perhaps. Sasuke gave it that much. After all, if you didn't think logically, your actions wouldn't be logical either, and that might lead to some interesting outcomes, say this for example. So wasn't the entire thing logical anyway? Because she was unlogical (which isn't a word either, might I add)? Is this making any sense at all?
No.
But anyway, did the fact matter? Could this be a loophole? Because she was so unlogical?
Still not making any sense whatsoever.
Then again, it sort of clicked, in Sasuke's mind. A little. Okay, maybe not. But hey, every pre-teen makes excuses, why was now any different?
Well, Sasuke was a genius…
Then maybe his conclusions did make sense! Because he thought at a higher level so…
Wow. I should really stop rambling in my mind…
Yes, Sasuke. You should.
Then again, should rambling be allowed when you're talking about the perfectly amazing girl with white eyes and blue/black hair? Perhaps.
Even with her logical fallacies and her refusal of facts, she was different. And that counts for something. At least, it did to Sasuke.
And maybe, it counted for everyone else too.
Because maybe, just maybe, uniqueness was accepted when you were a shy girl with white eyes and dark hair…
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Hinata looked around apprehensively. Okay. Sasuke wasn't here yet. Good.
After his strange performance the other day, she wasn't really looking forward to seeing him. I mean, Hinata could take a lot. She could take his strange behavior before, she could take him insulting her philosophies, but she couldn't take his mocking her infatuation with Naruto…or, well, not approving of it? She wasn't really sure what he'd meant the other day, but whatever it was…well she just didn't understand anymore.
But, really, did she ever understand?
As she was thinking this, a presence came up behind her.
"Hyuuga."
Hinata jumped and turned very slowly. "A-ah! U-uchiha-san!"
"I've decided," he said. "It's fine if it's you. Because you don't believe in facts."
"P-pardon?"
And with that, Sasuke did the strangest, most unlogical, unfactual thing he'd ever done in the history of his life. He leaned forward and kissed poor Hinata-chan.
OOH! Well, that there's interesting. I actually moved the plot along! YEAH! But, it's not over. Unfortunately, Hinata still needs to admit to her feelings. Sasuke, this may be harder than you imagine…
Okay, well now I figure I'll give you a pre-chapter multiple choice preview:
A. "So, you're saying that you prefer Naruto over me?" Sasuke asked. He would kill him.
B. "What did you do to Sasuke?!" the fangirls cried. Hinata, for perhaps the millionth time in her life, did not know what to do with herself.
C. Hinata lazily floated on the water in the forest. She had found the hot spring a long time ago and came there when she needed to relax. When she heard a stick snap she plunged under water and threw a rock toward the place the sound came from, while screaming.
"OUCH! What was tha—oh Kami…"
D. All of the above.
Vote on your favorite ;)