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2.Genesis Vs Sephiroth
Prep talks sucked.
No wait, Let me rephrase that:
Prep talks given by Generals in the army sucked, especially if you had to sit through it in complete silence.
… Yeah, that's better.
You can probably guess what was going on right now.
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If you said anything other then Sephiroth giving a prep talk. Please go jump off a cliff, preferably one 100 metres high.
Genesis stood at the end of the line of 1st Class SOLDIERs, completely 110% bored. For most people, they would complain, but last time someone spoke during one of Sephiroth's talks… well, they are still cleaning the blood from the 48th floor.
But then again, most people hadn't mastered haste materia.
At least, most people who are in a boring prep talk hadn't.
And, of corse, Genesis was going to make the most of this…
Genesis activated his haste materia with a flick of his wrist. His best friend, Angeal, was the only one to notice the action. He then put his head in his hands. Angeal, unlike Genesis, Sephiroth, Cloud, Zack and the majority of the final fantasy casts, was not an idiot. He knew what Genesis had planned.
In a matter of seconds, the back of Sephiroth's hair was done up in millions of thin braids, each tied off with a pink ribbon of various shades.
One can wonder where Genesis got the ribbons from, but then again, some things are better left unsaid.
By now the brighter cadets had noticed and were attempting to hide their laughter.
Soon enough, everyone in the room had noticed…
…Everyone that is, except Sephiroth.
Sephiroth continued his prep talk, completely oblivious to what had happened.
"Hey Genesis, Was that the smartest thing to do?" Angeal whispered to Genesis.
"Hell no, I'll run later," Genesis replied, grinning.
Sephiroth finally noticed that everyone was trying not to laugh.
Well some had given up and had started laughing anyway.
They were brave people, who died in a way so tragically dramatic that I can't say.
… Ok, they were set on fire, but that's still dramatic… right?
Yes, of corse it is.
Sephiroth was confused. And a confused Sephiroth isn't the best Sephiroth to have around.
"Hey Sephiroth! Spin around!" Genesis yelled, trying not to laugh at him.
Sephiroth slowly turned around with no idea what was going on. By doing this, most cadets finally lost all self-control and burst out laughing.
The Narrator would like to know how many people have played crisis core and have any idea who these characters I keep mentioning are.
Actually, the Narrator would also like to know how many people have actually completed FFVII.
"Evil people don't have braids! No wonder you didn't get a license!" Some incredibly stupid cadet yelled. And everything went silent.
Sephiroth still wasn't happy about that.
By now Sephiroth had noticed the thin braids in his hair and did what any person most likely to go insane over an alien head that claimed to be his mother, with incredibly long hair would do.
He panicked.
This only caused everyone to laugh harder.
Sephiroth had a good idea who did this now.
Genesis had mysteriously vanished.
Needless to say, Prep talks were a lot more interesting after that.