I woke up the next day in my coffin. The night before Ebony and I rented back a skull. Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew to the skull on our brooms. She went to her room and I tried to you-know-what (i.e. kill her) to a Linkin Park song.
Well anyway I went down to the Cheese Grater Hall. There, all the walls were painted black and the tables were black too. But you could see that there were pink pants underneath the black pants. There were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys (Muggles, dear) who were performing sermons promoting worship of those musicians.
"WTF!" Ebony shouted, going to sit next to B'loody Mary and Willow. I sat down at the same time Potter and Longbottom did. They started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong, which I had no interest in whatsoever. The other boys joined in cause they were bisexual.
"Those guys are so hot." Longbottom was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had used gliding ballet steps to chase away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and his black hare was dead.
"…DUMBLEDORE question mark one!" they all gasped.
"WTF?" Ebony shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!"
"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As you can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do you fink about it?"
Everyone from Gryiffindoor (I don't remember a house with that name at Hogwarts) started to cheer. Well everyone except me at our table just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. Ebony and company couldn't believe what a poser he was!1.
"BTW you can call me Albert." HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.
"What a poser!" I shouted angrily as we to Transfomation, a new class that was added because Ebony was here. She held my hand. Potter looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way but I didn't say anything.
"I bet he's having a mid-life crisis!" Willow shouted. Ebony was so angry.
All day we sat angrily informing others about Dumbelldore. We were so pissed off. Well, there was one thing to get us out of here - the MCR concert. Our phone call would come later so we could all go. Anyway, Ebony and I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. I was being all secretive about my plan to get rid of her. She asked what it was and I got all mad at her and started crying all hot and angsty.
"No one understands me!1" I shouted angrily as my black hare jumped in my big blue eyes. Apparently Billie Joe had the same thing happening to him in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. My apparel somehow included a black die - you know, the cube things you roll.
"Accuse me? What about me!" she growled. Fine, I'll accuse you of following me around like a lap dog.
"Buy-but-but-" I grunted. I thought I would get her to buy a gun to rid herself, but I changed my mind.
"You bastard!" she moaned.
"No! Wait! It's not what it looks like!" I shouted. But it was to late to tell her to kill herself. She ran to the bathroom angrily, crying. I banged on the door. She whipped with a whip and whepped with a whep (whatever that is) as her bloody eyeliner streamed down her cheeks and made cool tears down her fecal matter like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois. She took out a cigarette end and started to smoke pot. I don't know much about muggle drugs, but don't cigarettes contain tobacco, not cannabis? Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.
"You gave me a shock!" she shouted angrily, dropping her pot. "WTF do you think you're doing in the girl's room?" Only it wasn't just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second she wanted it to be Tom Rid or maybe me but it was Dumblydore.
"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wannabe-goffik purse. "What are you wearing to the concert?"
"You know who MCR are!" I gasped.
"No, I just saw there was a concert that a lot of goths and punks were going to." He said. I whispered to him that I have a surprise for her. "Anyway Draco has a surprise for you."