Ah! sorry! I forgot about this story. please don't be put off. I'll put up the next chapter in a few hours... if i remember...
Disclaimer: I wish i owned final fantasy. but I don't
3. Playgrounds and Leather coats really don't go together.
There were many playgrounds in Midgar.
The one everyone knows about from playing Crisis Core is in sector 8 slums.
If you have never heard of this playground, please go find a PSP and play Crisis Core.
Then there is the one made on top of the plate for the rich kids that no one knew about.
Sephiroth learned something from all this.
Taking dares with drunken Turks is probably the stupidest thing possible.
By now you're probably wondering where the narrator is going with this. So I'll tell you.
Sephiroth has to climb on top of the monkey bars, in the rich kid's playground.
Yes, you may now laugh.
…
Ok, seriously, it's not that funny. Stop it.
Good. Now let me continue the story.
Sephiroth-
Hey! I said stop laughing!
…
You done yet?
Good.
Sephiroth glared at the monkey bars. He didn't see how this was fair. Leather coats are not the easiest things to climb in. And the kids watching were getting annoying.
"Um Sir? Do you need help?" A little girl asked watching Sephiroth confusedly.
"No. Go die." Sephiroth hissed.
Still trying to be evil enough to get a license.
It wasn't working as well as he planned.
"But Seph, getting up here isn't as easy as it looks" Genesis was sitting casually on the bars; he had made it up in 0.2 seconds.
Sephiroth hated haste materia.
And the fact Genesis was allowed to have his coat open, meaning easier movement.
Sephiroth also hated Genesis.
He was pretty sure there were still ribbons in his hair.
Genesis was laughing at the whole scene.
Sephiroth, Being the only one most likely to go insane over an alien head that claimed to be his mother, should be able to climb on top of monkey bars that only came up to his shoulder.
"Sephiroth, if it's that hard we'll go back and tell everyone of your attempt, yo."
Oh yes, I forgot to mention the Turks were watching.
Red-headed Turks should die for mentioning this as a dare…
Actually, in Sephiroth's opinion, all redheads could die.
Including Genesis.
Who was still sitting on the monkey bars taunting him.
Sephiroth put his hands on the edge bar.
Everyone leaned forward, not waning to miss a second of this.
Sephiroth pushed down on the bar and jumped.
Everyone burst out laughing.
Sephiroth landed on the other side.
"Seph, it's not that hard, if you have to, get one of the kids to show you," Genesis said, laughing.
"NO! I'll get this!"
Sephiroth was going to do this, even if it killed him…
...Or he destroyed the playground…
Either way, he'll be on top of the monkey bars.