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4. Braces.
Most people hate going to The Dentist.
I know I do, but this isn't a story about the narrator, it's a story about our favourite General, Sephiroth.
And Sephiroth, like most people, hated going to The Dentist.
Yes, The Dentist. Just like The Man, it gets capital letters.
So, you can all guess where Sephiroth was currently.
That's right, the waiting room for The Dentist.
See, its not that hard to use your brain.
If you said anything else please press the little x in the top right corner and go back to school where you should be.
"Sephiroth…uh… just Sephiroth? Ok, whatever, just get inside," the assistant, who was under-paid and had to give up his day off to help out today, said.
Sephiroth knew from this moment, that this wasn't going to end well.
"Ah, take a seat Sephiroth," The Dentist said.
The Dentist was another typical under-paid guy who had been bitten by bratty kids all morning, so he wasn't in a good mood.
Sephiroth, who didn't know this sat on the chair cautiously. For all he knew the tools on the table next to him were torture devices…
…That or he had an overactive imagination…
…He went with the second idea.
"So, how often do you brush Sephiroth?" The Dentist was still in a bad mood.
"Uh… every opportunity I get"
Little did Sephiroth know that only bushing when not in the war was a bad idea. And because he didn't brush enough, The Dentist would be angry and use the torture devices on him…
… No wait, that's my imagination now.
But the Dentist being angry wasn't my imagination.
"Sephiroth, I'm afraid you're going to need braces."
Sephiroth's world just shattered.
3 weeks and several hours of sitting in the damn chair later.
Sephiroth had braces.
Braces are a pain; the narrator knows this from experience.
Pity Sephiroth didn't.
Keeping his mouth clamped shut Sephiroth left the building and headed for Shin-Ra.
He passed the Evil License offices and set one on fire.
He was going to get an evil license.
Sephiroth walked through the door to Shin-Ra's main building, his mouth still shut tight. He went up to the 49th floor, aka the SOLDIER floor.
Please go and play Crisis Core if you have no idea what I'm on about. Seriously, you won't get anything if you don't.
Sephiroth moved into the briefing room, ignoring the looks of admiration from the 2nd and 3rd classes. There was a meeting about the Wutai's disagreement with using mako, but because it isn't interesting we'll leave that story.
Inside the briefing room there were 3 others, Lazard, the director of SOLDIER, Angeal who for once wasn't with the cadets, and Genesis.
Sephiroth was still mad at Genesis.
Sephiroth had already decided he wasn't going to say anything today.
"Nice of you to join us Seph, burnt down any playgrounds lately?" Genesis mocked.
So Sephiroth did the only thing someone most likely to go insane over an alien head claiming to be his mother would do.
He glared at Genesis.
"Uh, Okay then. I think I'm missing something, but open your booklets to page 2 and we'll start," Lazard said, confused. Sephiroth didn't care.
The meeting passed smoothly.
Well there was now a fire in the corner of the room, the glass windows were smashed and there were slices in the wall.
But as far as their meetings go, it was one of the better ones.
"Hey Sephiroth, what's in your mouth?" Lazard noticed. Sephiroth was not happy.
So Sephiroth glared at Lazard.
Angeal and Genesis left the room.
"You know Sephiroth, Braces aren't that bad"
Sephiroth wondered how Lazard figured it out.
Of course neither of them noticed Genesis recording the whole thing on his phone, so that he could send it to everyone.