I've uploaded 2 stories today as an apology for them being really bad. i hope you can find something amusing in them both.

Ideas for new chapters are being taken. I already have a lost of 20 though (:

I don't own anything mentioned in this story

5. The Game

Have you heard of The Game?

If not please click the x in the top corner of the screen to delay the mind control for as long as possible.

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Are you gone yet?

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Ok, I'll continue now.

The Game has 3 simple rules:

You are playing The Game

If you think about The Game, You have lost the game

If you loose The Game, you must say it out loud.

By the way, I just lost The Game.

Yes, you may all groan and throw pitchforks at me now.

While you are hunting for pitchforks, I shall start the story.

Sephiroth looked down at his phone. He had a Text from Genesis.

Sephiroth debated on deleting it.

He still wasn't happy with Genesis.

But Sephiroth remembered the last time he ignored a text from Genesis and shuddered. He wasn't going to relive that experience again.

EVER.

…Yeah he would, but that's another story.

The text simply stated;

=You Just Lost The Game

-Genesis=

Sephiroth was confused. So he said so.

"I'm confused. What's The Game?"

There was silence.

Being in the training hall at the time Sephiroth expected someone to reply, but the useless cadets just gaped.

Stupid useless cadets.

No wait, Stupid useless blond spiky haired cadets.

"I JUST LOST THE GAME!" some random cadet yelled and everyone in the room groaned.

Now Sephiroth was more confused.

And because Cadets are only good for killing SOLDIERs when they escape from being stuck in a lab for 5 years, Sephiroth decided to ignore them and ask Genesis.

This wasn't going to end well.

=What's the game?

-Sephiroth, The only one most likely to go insane over an alien head claiming to be my mother=

=… Wow Seph, sheltered life much?

The game has 3 rules,

You are playing the game

If you think about The Game, You have lost the game

If you loose The Game, you must say it out loud.

-Genesis

P.S, You just lost the game=

Sephiroth looked at the message.

This had to be the most moronic thing he had ever heard.