To make up for the last 2 chapters, i present you with this, aka the return of Genesis' pranking.
Slight Kingdom Hearts crossover, all you have to do is google the character if you don't know him.
(by the way, i think Sephiroth is hotter, but one of my friends insisted)
6. Pink.
No one likes the colour pink.
It is Evil.
So it'll obviously be used against Sephiroth sometime in the story.
Just so happens, that time is now.
Sephiroth trudged down the hallway; he had just come from the Wutai battlefield and was covered in mud and blood and anything else typically from a battlefield.
Worst part was that Genesis had been there.
Sephiroth was still mad at Genesis.
Because Sephiroth was Evil; and should have a licence.
For those who don't know, Sephiroth goes through one bottle of shampoo and conditioner every time he washes his hair.
Yes, I agree.
That's a lot of money spent on hair.
But because he was The General and the only one most likely to go insane over an alien head claiming to be his mother, Shin-Ra payed good money to keep him looking as he does.
Pity Sephiroth never expected Genesis to have tampered with one of the bottles as revenge for another boring prep-talk.
Sephiroth should have seen it coming.
I did.
Oh wait… I'm writing…
The electronic door to Sephiroth's apartment buzzed open as he typed in the code.
Shinra had very advanced security systems. It didn't work as well as planned because they were all idiots.
If anyone found out the code, they were all screwed.
Does anyone else see a future story?
I do! =D
Sephiroth stepped into the room and glared at the calendar, tomorrow was the big company meeting.
All day, Every NPC in the building sat in the small stuffy room and discussed boring stuff like economic reports and how to mess with the citizens' lives even more.
Sephiroth wasn't happy.
It could be worse; Cloud could be there.
It was bad enough Genesis was going to be there.
Sephiroth was still mad at Genesis.
Sephiroth raised his arm to punch the wall and noticed all the blood and mud had dried.
Swearing he walked off to his bathroom to have a shower, grabbing the slightly opened new bottle of shampoo as he passed.
He would regret it.
Skipping the shower scene because no one really wants to hear.
Unless you're a fan girl.
But even if you are, I'm not going to tell.
Because Kadaj is hotter anyway.
Sephiroth stepped out of the shower and wrapped a towel around his hair and pulled on a bathrobe.
Having forgotten all previous reasons why he was mad, Sephiroth grinned and went to his bedroom and collapsed on the bed.
Well that was undramatic.
And sleeping isn't very exciting so I'll skip to the interesting part.
No. I'm not telling you what he was dreaming about. Use your imagination.
The next morning Sephiroth dropped the towel that he (I) forgot about on the bed and went about his morning rituals.
Leaving the apartment and setting anyone who passed him on fire for suddenly laughing at him, Sephiroth made his way to the meeting room.
There were a lot of half burnt people soon admitted to the local hospital.
Pushing the door open, Sephiroth strolled in casually.
Then glared at Genesis who burst out laughing.
The rest of the room's occupants joined in laughing, leaving a very confused and pissed off Sephiroth.
"What's going on here?!" Sephiroth shouted over their laughter.
"Evil people don't have pink hair!" Yelled the same random who keeps showing up.
Sephiroth grabbed at his long silver hair only to realise it was a hot pink. And did what anyone most likely to go insane over an alien head claiming to be his mother would do.
He panicked and ran from the room.
I shall now give you this moment to laugh.
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A few hours and many bottles of shampoo later, Sephiroth's hair had turned a pale rose pink.
It was time for his application for and evil licence test take 2.
Sephiroth then realised pink is evil.
So he grinned.
Evilly.
Then went to the Offices.
"I'm sorry Mr Sephiroth, I'm afraid I still can't accept your application. Having pink hair just isn't evil." The fat man smiled apologetically and pat Sephiroth on the back then pushed him from the office.
A man with flared out pink hair strolled up to them, pink flower petals falling around him with every step he took.
"Ah, Marluxia. I have your licence right here." The Man gave "Marluxia" a slim laminated card.
Sephiroth just stood there in shock.
"About time. Ah! Who are you? Pink certainly looks good on you." Marluxia didn't wait for an answer and walked off, flower petals still being left in his wake.
The Man pressed a button next to the door signalling that there was going to be a mass murder, and Sephiroth turned on him.