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Warning for this chapter: Uh... it's harmless...
Title: Desert-Cacti-Heat
Pairing: Sora x Riku
Desert
"I hate deserts!"
"Less whining, more walking."
"But it's unbearable, Riku! There's sand everywhere! Are you sure that you know where we're heading?"
"Yes, and now shut up!"
"I think we already passed that dune."
"Sora."
"Honestly! It looks like a water bottle and it's mocking me!"
"Sora!"
~ooOOOoo~
Cacti
"Riku?"
"What is it, Sora?"
"Plants save water within them, right?"
"Yes."
"…"
"Sora! Do NOT eat those cacti!"
~ooOOOoo~
Heat
"I'm hot! Riku!"
"…"
"Do something! Please!"
"…"
"I'm burning up here!"
"…"
"Are you listening?"
"…"
"Riku?"
"…"
"Waaah! Riku! What are you doing? Hey! STOP UNDRESSING ME!"
~ooOOOoo~
A/N: These are actually three drabbles but they have to be read together, otherwise it wouldn't be as funny. Thanks a lot XxXmaximuM-RideRXxX for your enthusiastic review. And yeah, they are pretty similar in the game but there are still differences. Next drabble: Mouse trap