The MAAP
The fourth chapter in the MAAP fanfic is here and thanks to the school being closed, I was able to write this chapter early. I was having problems with this chapter because of writers block. Please r&r. Sorry if I misspelled anything before, I don't have that thing where it shows if you misspelled something because I am using word pad.
Disclaimer again: The only characters I own are my O.C's. Anybody else, I don't own.
Later that day: The irish rebel and hobo's
Cynder, whose eye were blinded by the flashbang grenade that Jack threw, didn't notice that Jack "The paranoid" Wilkins was about to shoot her. Jack was really thrilled about this and was going to fire when a clicking sound came from his assault rifle. Wilkins said to himself while checking a his barrel and and ammo,
"Now, what could be the problem with this thi... aw, now I got it. Let's see what is says". Jack read the instructions on the rifle's body and it said clearly,
"If the gun runs out of ammo, reload the gun by taking apart the barrel and body, then it should take about one or two minutes to reload each of the two hundred bullets and the gun can't fire until all two hundred bullets are in the barrel and fire then reload". Jack looked at the gun and began to take apart the barrel and the body when he noticed Cynder was gone. "Now, where is the black dragon", Said Jack Wilkins to himself but he began to put the bullets in one by one. Cynder, who was with the group ran out of Busbee and traveled to Ireland. While at Ireland, they decided to go to a bar and discuss the problem about Jack Wilkins. Captain Jack Sparrow started to drink and drink and drink rum for about ten minutes when he bumped into a hobo.
"Watch it", Said the hobo who hocked up a loogie and fired in Sparrow's face. "What's his problem?" asked a guy who was sitting a few tables away from where the group was at. Spyro saw him and asked while drinking a glass of fine wine, "Who are you"?
The guy got up and walked to the groups table which was big and spoke while his sword banged against the tables while walked, "I'm Eragon". Spyro also got up but went up just to get more wine and when his glass was full of it, he talked,
"I'm Spyro and that is Cynder" he pointed his claw at the black dragon "and that is Captain Jack Sparrow" he pointed at the captain who was really drunk and on the floor "and the guy not drinking is Mr. Gibbs" he looked at Gibbs who was walking around the bar "and finally, those are the worms. I don't know who's who because they are basically the same but they want to be called what they want. I don't remember their names". Spyro took a deep breath and told Eragon that was it. Eragon looked at everyone at the bar and decided to walk out with bottles of liquor in his coat. Cynder looked at Eragon and spoke with a medium loud voice,
"Are you going back to your universe, dragon rider"? Eragon turned around and had a surprised look on his face. He hadn't told anybody about being a dragon rider or that he wasn't from this universe. He mumbled, "How did you...", Cynder cut him off while lighting a cigarette and then smoking it, "Your dragon Saphira is growing impatient about you being here and where is Roran and how is your battle against Galbatorix doing". She finished smoking the cigarette and blew a puff of smoke at Eragon's face. Eragon spoke once he was certain the Cynder wouldn't cut him off. He asked,
"How did you know about that"? Cynder smiled and told everybody at the table (which Jack Sparrow and Mr. Gibbs were now at) about her ability to see everything that a person did and about anyone they know just by looking at the person's eyes one time. She also told Eragon about the groups battle against Jack Wilkins when a dragon with a green tail, orange wings, a white chest and a red body color appeared and threw an empty beer bottle at a random table and then a bunch of pikmin with guns appeared. The dragon looked around and spoke in a rather angered tone when he looked at Eragon,
"What are you doing here, boy. Don't you know that you own the same dragon that killed half of my men". He looked at his soldiers and yelled one command, "KILL HIM". The red dragon's soldiers nodded their heads and aimed their weapons at Eragon when his dragon, Saphira appeared wearing armor except for a head peice and began to incinrate part of the soldiers. All of the patrons expect for the group, Eragon and Saphira fled. One of the worms shot a soldier with a shotgun which blew off the soldiers head and another worm pulled out a mortor and fired at the ceiling which caused it to collaspe and kill all of the soldiers in the back row. Spyro and Cynder began to claw, impale and rip apart the pikmin soldiers that were across the bar.
Eragon pulled out his sword, Zar'roc and started to slice the soldiers and said the word "Brisingr" at the soldiers leader, the dragon, but it just stopped in midair. The dragon lifted his paw and redirected the magic at Saphira, who was biting and eating pikmin. The fire hit Saphira's face, which burned part of her head and caused her to lose her eyesite for a few minutes and caused burns on her face. Eragon began to swing Zar'roc at the pikmins leader but the dragon pulled out a sword and blocked hit.
Meanwhile, Montressor began to go on the internet and look for someone who could recruit anyone. While looking, he found somebody named Boss that could convince anyone to join him. Montressor was happy for the first time in years and he did a bunch of Boss's jobs like burning part of France and destroying the Leaning Tower of Pisa. After thirty minutes of hard work Boss talked to Montressor for the first time and agreed to help Montressor conquer the universe. Boss said to himself, "This shall be the time of my life but I can't go with my boss and I will stay with my biker group. Goodbye to Earth." He said one more thing, "Shooter, Blaster, come on". Then his shotguns jumped up onto his hands and he drove off in is motorcycle.
Back at the bar. The two (Eragon and the dragon) began to swing swords at each other and both performed parries, thrust, overhead swings. The fighting continued until the same hobo that spat in Jack Sparrow's face came in with multiple other hobo's. Much to Saphira's surprise, the hobo's managed to punch through her armor and caused a medium sized blood wound on her back. Saphira gave a roar in pain which did nothing to the hobos that were beside and in front of her. Mr. Gibbs threw a wine bottle at a hobo but all it did was cause a very tiny blood wound in the hobo's head. Mr. Gibbs looked around and moved towards the exit and he managed to get past all the pikmin, hobo's and the flaming parts of the bar when he was a hobo who was wearing a dirty white t-shirt and dirty black pants holding a french person. The hobo clenched his fist and spoke in a very deep voice,
"Why did you come hear". He slapped the french person with his free hand and spoke again, "You know where that this is hobo city is, SO LEAVE AND TELL ANYBODY YOU KNOW ABOUT ME". The hobo threw the french man at the wall and turned around angerly and saw Mr. Gibbs who was trying to climb a fence but didn't know that there was barbed wire at the top part. The hobo threw a garbage can lid at the fence which caused it to fall but thanks to a ladder that was part of an apartment building, Mr. Gibbs grabbed it and saftly gripped his hand tightly and climbed on top of the apartment building after going up on the ladders. Mr. Gibbs was very happy and began to cheer until the cheer turned to terror when he saw the same hobo that he ran from already at the roof. The hobo grinded his teeth while roaring in the sky saying,
"I AM THE HEAD HOBO. FEEL MY WRATH". The Head Hobo began to chase Mr. Gibbs, who was running in circles and sceaming. The screams were heard at the bar that Eragon and the dragon were at. Spyro, Cynder, Jack Sparrow, the six worms and Saphira fled the burning bar after Saphira accidently set the foundation on fire which destroyed twenty of the thrity three holder things. Suprisingly, Eragon and the dragon continued to duel and exchange insults, curses and regular talk while trying to hit each other. Eragon was beginning to sweat and was beginning to have blood problems but the dragon barely sweat and swung his sword with more power. He eventrally disarmed Eragon and had him at his mercy. The dragon rose his sword up and said proudfully, "So, the mighty Eragon has lost to Fieche, the leader of the Irish rebel pikmin. You should have had multiple blows to me but none and so...".
Fieche was interrupted by a blast that wiped out half of the burning bar which killed a bunch of innocent people that were outside. Fieche and Eragon thought the same thing "What was that", when they saw a tank made out of beer and wine bottles, garbage cans, sewn clothing, bottle caps, pieces of dirty wood and duct tape. The driver and gunner were none other than the hobo's who attacked the bar. One of the hobo's said to the other, "Line and fire". The other hobo lined the tanks inner crosshairs that were made out of string and fired. The bomb made of dynamite and hair almost hit the two until a gust of wind appeared and knocked the bomb into a poorly built building and caused it to explode.
"Saphira" cried Eragon happliy as Saphira landed and burned the tank and killed the two hobos. Eragon quickly got on her back when Fieche said, "Let me come with you on our journey against Montressor and the MAAP". Eragon was shocked to hear that from the dragon who almost killed him. Saphira said to Eragon mentally, "Do you think we should bring him with us little one"? Eragon hesitated with his answer but agreed to Fieche's offer and let him join. Fieche quickly holstered his sword and opened his wings and flew. Saphira roared a little about Fieche joining them but Eragon calmed her down and then the two dragons were up in the air soaring proudly in the air with Spyro and Cynder who were already in the air kissing and doing stuff when they were interrupted by Eragon, Saphira and Fieche.
Spyro and Cynder were angry about being interrupted but were glad that another hero joined the group and went down to the Black Pearl were Captain Jack Sparrow and Mr. Gibbs were battling Jack Wilkins Loyalist. The fighting lasted a few minutes because there were only 30 loyalist and the worms joined the Pearl with jetpacks to Jack Wilkins's other hideout. "Where is Jack's other hideout", asked Cynder, "and does it have any security systems"? Fieche pulled out his sword and looked at her and said in a grim voice, "In Rapture".
Next Chapter: Peace, Plasmids and a third Jack
The next chapter will be up proberly be up Friday and will proberly be the longest chapter in this Fanfic. That chapter will be the one where somebody dies. Read and Review anybody. The next chapter will have bigger story of Boss and will include more of Montressor. See everyone on the next chapter of the MAAP.