Sorry! I didn't update for SOOOOO long. It's like my computer crashed, then it got better, but then I got sick, so ya…heh. I'll try to make this one good.
Oh, and I don't own the song 'Ugly Girl' by Aqua, nor Naruto…this is annoying.
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And out comes…Garra!
Audience: Pshh! Drama Queen!
Peachfoot: Like DUH!
Redlion: You're gay…ahahaha!
Garra: Kill! (breathe) Kill! (breathe)
Hyper girl: Whoa! And seriously mental!
Garra: Kill! (breathe) Kill! (breathe)
Announcer:…oookkkay….well everyone, welcome…GARRA!
Garra: (hiss) Hi (breathe) EVERYONE I WANT TO EAT!
Audience-Shudders.
Hyper girl: ok, if you don't stop that breathing in between your words when you're speaking you are hereby KICKED off the show!
Redlion and Peachfoot: YAH!
-Puts on Steel-toed shoes-
Hiya!
Garra quickly starts singing for no reason.
Wanna go for a ride?
Sure!
Well forget it!
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation!
Your so ugly,
You disgust me!
I'm a sad,
Homely girl,
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as board
Thin and lengthy
You're a doll
Get a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don't come near me
'Cause your breath is stinky!
Don't get touched!
I'm afraid!
'Cause guys say,
I'm an eye sore!
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation!
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
Boo hoo, hoo, yeah
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
Boo hoo, boo hoo!
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation!
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
Boo, hoo, hoo, yeah!
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
Boo hoo!
Boo hoo!
Oh let's go out and have some fun!
I'm sorry,
But you're too damn ugly!
Oh, screw you!
Audience: Erm…
The Judges judge
Sango: You're gay
Kagome: You're very gay-LEAVE NOW!
Hyper girl: $!! That was bad.
Peachfoot: Whoa! Total gayness
Redlion: I know! Like totally !$&#! (Sorry if I made you swear)
Garra: You (breathe) Die (breathe) NOW!
Hyper girl quickly types something.
Garra starts doing the chicken dance. NANANANANANANANA
Audience: O.o
Garra: No! (Breathe) I (breathe) can't (breathe) Stop!
Everyone: COOOL!
Garra growls and runs offstage, still doing the chicken dance.
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Heh…I'm sorry if that was so random…the chicken dance just popped into my head. I hope I update faster next time!