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-Haiban Hollow

10 o'clock, Konoha

"Where the hell's that damn KAKASHI!?!?!?!"

"Please, Lady Tsunade! Please, calm down!"

"How the hell am I suppose to be calm when we're in a crisis! The Akatsuki are after his nin-ken, it's like the damn idiot doesn't even care. Putting off searching like it's nothing! RRRAAAHHHH!!!!" Truthfully she was overreacting a bit about it being a 'crisis' but it was upsetting. And they still didn't know why they are after the nin-ken.

"But he did search with his squad for a whole week. He just took a break because there was a… uh…"

"Because there was what, Shizune?", Tsunade dared her to speak the words.

Shizune sighs from having to tell Lady Tsunade such a lame excuse that Kakashi had found perfectly normal and even important. "There was a book and movie sale yesterday."

"UUUggh! Why is it he always gives such lame excuses for such stupid things."

Shizune knows not to mention that she too had went yesterday for the book sale. 'Who could hate a 50% off sale at a book store?' Apparently Tsunade could.

An Anbu member with a white raccoon-dog mask appears before the fuming Hokage. "I come with information of the whereabouts of the Akatsuki and the missing nin-ken, Lady Tsunade." He says from his kneeling position in front of her desk.

Tsunade clears out her throat. "And what is this information that you have gathered?"

"The nin-ken have made a new invention, and—" Tsunade cuts the Anbu off in mid sentence,

"And what does this new invention do?"

"As I was saying, the Akatsuki are after the nin-ken for this new invention that is said to be able to allow the holder to move into different realms if used. But it's—"

"AND I WASN'T TOLD OF THIS BEFORE WHY?!?!"

"Lady Tsunade please calm down and let him finish!"

"They've only made prototypes. They haven't tested enough to know how it will work on large objects or on living specimens. So far they've only been able to tell that small nonliving objects can go through into another dimension, but they still have not found out where the portal leads to, for all they know it could be Hell, they have been unable to find its output. The devices that create the portals also has power deficiency issues so they're still trying to fix it so that they can attempted to go they the portal and come back without trouble. They've made multiple devices and some have been given to some of the nin-ken for field-testing. Most of them have been taken back to be analyzed but two are missing."

"And let me guess. One of them is the missing nin-ken."

"Correct, Lady Tsunade."

"And the other?"

"On Pakkun, Kakashi's lead nin-ken, whom both have gone missing since around midnight of last night."

Tsunade gives an annoyed glare to her assistant. "Hehe. Well at least we know that he wasn't late on …?" Tsunade takes her glare off of Shizune to converse with the Anbu.

"Did you check at his house?"

"Yes, but there wasn't a need of checking there either. Since it would be impossible to find them anyway."

Tsunade gives a questioning look to the Anbu. "And why is that?"

"One of the Anbu witnessed Pakkun dragging Kakashi through a portal."

"Do you know why this all happened?"

"Well… Kakashi suddenly passed out in an alleyway on his way home."

"And why did he pass out?"

"He was shot with a dart that left him immobile… or something like that."

"And do you know who exactly shot Kakashi with the dart that left him immobile?"

"An Akatsuki member."

"AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS TO BEGIN WITH?!?!?!?! AAAARRRGH!!!!!" Tsunade lifts a fist ready to bunch the poor, ignorant,…

"Please don't hurt me! I'm only a new member, lady Tsunade!" he tried to cover his masked face, like that would do him any good. (I mean seriously? Have you seen her punch?)

(… Noob, Anbu member. Hehe… noob…) Luckily Shizune stopped Tsunade before she … killed the poor quy (sadly not soon enough to keep him out of a hospital bed for at least a month), he learned a very important lesson today: ALWAYS tell Tsunade the IMPORTANT facts FIRST.

End of chapter 6

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