Warning: This fanfic contains some things that may be offensive especially to people who are very religious so don't yell at us in a review because we warned you.

The worlds funniest funeral

Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke and the rest of the rookie 9 and Team Gai were all standing in front of a grave crying. More specifically, Kakashi Hatake's grave. On the tombstone it read:

Here lies Kakashi Hatake

A teacher, a friend and a pervert

Sakura took out a book and placed it on the grave. It was Kakashi's favorite book.

"This was Kakashi's favorite book. Icha Icha Paradise, number 12." Sakura said crying. Everyone would most likely be laughing if the event they were at wasn't so sad. All of a sudden a man walked up to them.

"Yo guys, sorry I'm late!"

"KAKASHI" Everyone yelled

"Late for what?! We all thought you were dead." Naruto said

"Jeez, that's not really the greeting I was hoping for." Kakashi said

"Oh sorry, KAKASHI-SENSEI YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura yelled

"Oh well I ran into Jesus on my way down from heaven and he needed help rewriting the bible. I was gonna give him some lines from my book…if I could just find it…Oh! Here it is on this…gravestone." Kakashi said picking up the book.

"Wait you guys were having a funeral…for me?" Kakashi asked

"Well, yeah…" Sasuke said

"I'm so touched." Kakashi said with anime tears running down his face.

"Well I better get this book to Christ" Kakashi said pointing the book.

"You're gonna put porn in the bible?!" Sakura said disbelievingly

"PORN?! This is not porn this art." Kakashi said sounding a little offended.

"Mhm…" Naruto said

"Wait! You're leaving us Kakashi-sensei? Do you not want to stay here on earth with us now that you're back? It will be very youthful!" Lee said

"Well I kinda wanted to show this book to my dad, he'll love it! It's a good thing mom's down in heal." Kakashi said

"Man, what a drag." Shikamaru said

"Oh, Naruto, I almost forgot! Jiraiya told me to tell you something." Kakashi said

"What is it?" Naruto asked

"He told me to tell you…RASENGAN!" Kakashi yelled pumping his fist in the air.

"…"

"And Sasuke…" Kakashi said

"Yeah?" Sasuke said

"Orochimaru said to tell you 'sssssssssssss'." Kakashi hissed

"Ok…" Sasuke said as he raised an eyebrow.

"And Sai, your brother said to tell you 'stop being an emotionless ass and to wear a normal shirt that doesn't show you stomach." Kakashi said. Sai covered his stomach with his arms and ran off screaming like a little girl.

"Ok, well gotta go, BYE GUYS!"

"Right well…bye" Shino said

Kakashi then left with a puff of smoke and his book in his hand to go and meet Jesus to finish the bible.

With Jesus

Kakashi and Jesus were sitting at a table on a cloud rewriting the bible and looking through the icha icha paradise book for ideas to put in it.

"Oh, we should definitely put this picture in here." Kakashi said pointing to a very inappropriate picture in his favorite book. Jesus looked at him with a mischievous smile and shook his head and turned the page and pointed to a picture even more inappropriate then the last. They were giggling as they continued writing the bible together.

Disclaimer: Cauliflower-and-broccoli1 does not own Naruto or anything in this fanfic.

Side note: This fanfic was made one day at school, out of complete boredom.