This is a bomb and to de-actavate it you have to review!
Aw screw it…you get the point!
Disclaimer: I sure as hell don't own Naruto 'Cause if I did then I would continue the anime and manga! So yeah ummm….lets get on with it!
Sakura was laying on her couch staring at an untouched muffin…This certain muffin was starting to drive her insane…She picked up the muffin and- KNOCK DING KNOCKDING- She slammed open the door to find…….-Evlavator music starts playing- "What do you want Naruto? Or is there is a reason to knock on EVERYBODY'S DOOR AT 3 IN THE FRICKING MORNING!?" Sakura was now panting. Naruto was afraid…very afraid…and replied shakaelly "S-Sakura-Chan…Do you have any….Uh Sakura-Chan?"
Naruto was now in fear for his life…after seeing her like he had…Sakura was currently branding a bloody chain saw and had an craized look in her eye as she was slowly making her way towards the biggest idiot in the village….Step whimper step whimper…."Since I'm in a good mood Naruto why don't you take this time run." She said darkly. Then he said quietly… "Like hell?"
"Yes Naruto like hell" She was now stalking very slowly towards him in a crazed manor. Yes, Naruto was out of there before you could say that Ramen was discontinued.
Sakura then slammed the door very hard but not before she threw the chain saw by him it was so close that you could hear him yelp and a few hairs fell down beside where he had once been.
"Now to deal with you muffin" She said darkly.
(With Naruto)
'If I didn't know better I'd she was in Akatsuki…better for me that's shes not better yet the whole village…damn she could scare the leader even…' Naruto shuddered. And began running toward the Ramen place.
-Akatsuki base-
Somewhere all the Akatsuki were having a meeting all of them were there….
"We are here to talk about the nine tailed fox and its weaknesses to heart so we are going to see what his biggest fears are besides losing his friends…" Pein said as he was currently pulling down a huge wide screen t.v. Everyone was confused and you could hear things like "Whats that for…and how did that even fit here…" Then suddenly all of the Akasuki were sneezeing their asses off "Quickly we must go to the source!" The leader said. "Someone just called us weak! And my sences indicate that its in Leaf village!" They set off out of the cave but before you could hear "Tobi lock the damn door, un!" Deidara said as he was leaving poor Tobi to there by himself. He was about to lock the door when he saw….A big butterfly and began to chase it. Forgetting what his task of locking the door and instead leaving it wide open without gen-jutsiu to hide it. Off he ran off the cliff.
Haha cliff hanger! Now you must review or….well lets NOT think about all the things I could and might do! I could make the Akatsuki tap dance and then get them all De-manned… Yeah maybe that will do… What will sakura do with the muffin? What will happen when Naruto gets to the ramen place? What is the Square root of x?
Why won't I shut up?