BEAWERE I AM NOT SANE!!!

(But other people don't need to know that =P)

Well here I am and I have a fever!! So yeah… In your face I am leagaly allowed to be online when I have one but…there is one requirement… I have to say this…

Disclaimer: I have never owned Naruto nor will I ever…But wouldn't be fun to go to court every flipping day If I did??? Damn you Whoever made this law that I have to say that…

I would like to thank everyone who has read this story because it makes me happy reading the things u guys write!!

A few hours later…

Sakura was walking down the road as the sun came up. She has VERY big bags under her eyes and guess what she was thinking? Well lets find out! 'Damn I shouldn't have stayed up watching the crappy family guy show…(AN: NO OFFENCE I LOVE FAMILY GUY AND RIGHT NOW I'M WATCHING IT!! SO yeah…) DAMN IT!!' She most gracefully tripped on air then landed on a piease of….. Glass her screaming could be heard all the way in Suna…

Suna

"Hey did you guys hear that?" Gaara said as he was talking to his siblings about going to the Leaf village. "Gaara are you okay?" Temari said with a worried tone. Gaara just glared them to hell. His sand was flailing around their feet as he was insulted… "Hey hey come on Baby bro if you heard it then we heard it so lets all be one big happy fam-`" Kankcro(Sp?) Was cut off and he was flying through the desert as 258 miles per hour. Temari started laughing her ass off. "H-He was a-always t-talking about g-going to leaf so I guess now he wont have to waste any of his sweet time getting there now!! I'm sooooooooo proud of you Baby brother!!!" Temari ran up and hugged him tightly. Gaara just stood there shocked. "Umm Temari?" She let go as fast as you could say that a kitty was ripping up her fan… "S-Sorry…" She started back away slowly. Gaara was shaking with rage or happiness I don't think anyone could tell… "We…..Will…Never….Speak of this again…" And with that they walked seprate ways as if nothing happened…Lets see What Kankro is up to at this moment…

With the three studges combined into one body…

"WEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I BEILVE I CAN FLY I GOT CAUGHT BY THE ANBUI ALL I WANTED WAS A CHICKEN WING BUT I GOT SHOT IN THE DING-A-LING!!!" He then made a face plant into a tree…destroying it to dust(POOR TREE!!!)

TBC!!! *Dramatic music starts to playing in the background*

Why did Sakura want to go out in the first place?

How the hell could she scream all the way to Suna?

And how did Gaara get so strong?

Poor tree…..

Anyways read and review!!

Please? Oh come on I'm begging!!

If you don't I know where you all sleep!

And will SOMEONE SHUT THAT DAMN MUSIC OFF!?