Author's Note: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT. To pull a page from Bella's book, HOLY CROW!! 13 reviews!! Thanks so much to everyone who reviewed!! Glad you like it so much! And sorry to Katie Cullen56; I wasn't trying to make fun of or offend Jasper, honest! Sorry for the misunderstanding!

I stepped into the elevator, the fiery thirst building up in my throat. I would have breathed a sigh of relief if it didn't require opening my mouth.

Good. There was only one human entering the elevator, and he was stuffing his face with some disgusting human food they called "Chili cheese fries." Gag. [No offense to anyone who likes chili cheese fries! I love them too!]

I smiled at him as I entered, trying to be polite, as Alice always reminded me, and he gave a half-wave with his French fry. Unfortunately, he had apparently forgotten about the chili cheese, because in the next moment, I was hit with some strange brown sauce.

I shuddered, and tried to casually wipe it off my cheek. The man did not notice and continued stuffing his face, pressing the "2" button on the side of the elevator with a sloppy pinky. Good. He would be getting off soon enough.

Suddenly, the man got very, very hungry, and began shoving the fries further down his throat. Very, very unfortunately, his hunger hit me like a cannonball, and I was reminded again of the fiery thirst.

The blazing fire consumed my throat, making it hot, dry, and achy with thirst. The sheer agony of it all nearly drove me mad, but then I looked at the enormous human eating the brown and yellow mixture and my thirst died down a little, replaced with disgust.

Floor 2 came now, and I eagerly waited for the large human to step out of the elevator and give me some clean air. When the doors opened, however, he stepped outside, and I was about to press the button to close the door when I was hit with a wave of confusion and the man realized, "Whoops. This isn't my floor."

And he brushed past me as he reentered the elevator, a family coming in with him. It took all my self-control to firmly press my lips together in a straight line, suppressing a gape. I slowly raised and lowered my shoulders to make it look as though I was breathing, but I dared do no such thing.

"Hello," the father of the family greeted me.

I smiled weakly, trying to hide the desperate fires clawing at the base of my throat.

"Hi," I responded, and quickly shut my mouth to avoid letting in the slightest scent of any human. One syllable was all it took for my vampire senses to catch a whiff of the mother's sweet, sweet perfume.

Ok, that chili cheese guy was gross. I feel sorry for Jasper. So, what will happen? He's still got 18 floors to go!! Review review review, please!! Thanks!