David Palmer
I think I did a pretty good job…
I brought the country through several ridiculous terror attacks, with the help of many incredible people.
I fixed the taxes and economy; it was in desperate need by the time I took office.
I repaired treaties with many countries as well.
I tightened immigration, in an attempt to discourage terrorism against our country.
And I revised regulations on weapons, particularly those of a larger scale.
Above all, I'm happy to say everyone in my family is still healthy and united, after a few very hard years.
Scratch those last few…