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Riiiing...Riiiiiing...Riiiiiiiiing!

A grumpy Naruto hit the snooze button for the third time that morning. He rolled around to look at the ceiling. Stupid Tsunade... A meeting on my free day!

After yesterday's conversation with her, the first thing he did after stomping out of the police station was to drive straight to Tsunade's brother Jiraiya. Naruto knew the siblings since he was young and always had a good relation with them. Yes, Tsunade drove him crazy sometimes, but he still saw her like a mother figure since his own mother died while giving birth to him. Thinking back on the conversation he had with Jiraiya, he had to say that not only the old hag managed to drive him crazy.

A sleepy Jiraiya opened the door, looking at whoever dared to wake him. Naruto gave the older man a scrutinizing look.

'It's 4 in the afternoon, Jiraiya. You can't always sleep the day away.'

'I was drinking sake with Kakashi yesterday. Besides, I can do whatever I want. I'm the young, famous, gorgeous pornwriter Jira-..'

'Alright, alright,' Naruto hastily cut him short. 'Can I come in?'

'You can try.'

The fair-haired boy gave him an odd look. As soon as he walked past the threshold he suddenly knew what Jiraiya meant with his last sentence. Clothes, cartons, books and other items were spread across the floor, making it impossible for people to make a step without tripping or stepping on things.

'What were you doing?'

'Oh, I searched for my script. I can't remember where I put it and the deadline is tomorrow. You know my publisher Ebisu, right? He would probably hang himself if I can't make it.' Jiraiya cocked an eyebrow. 'By the way, what do you want?'

Naruto finally remembered why he came to see the man and turned red with anger. 'YOUR SISTER! SHE GAVE ME THIS RIDICULOUS JOB WHERE-'

'Yes, yes that does sound like Tsunade,' he said grinning.

'I HAVE TO DRESS AS A GIRL!!'

After five seconds of silence were over, Jiraiya cracked up, holding his stomach with one hand and leaning against the wall with the other.

Crossing his arms, Naruto turned to face the man and glared. 'It's not supposed to be funny, you know.'

Finally calming down, the man looked at the younger boy, still smirking but now with shining eyes.

'You will make a really cute girl. Want to be my inspiration for the new book I'm starting to wri-'

He was cut short again, this time by the sound of the door slamming shut behind the furious blond boy.

Outside, Naruto was still able to hear the broad laughter of Jiraiya.

Sighing, Naruto decided to finally get out of bed. He then looked at the time, scratching his butt. 9:30 AM... His jaw almost dropped to the ground.

"AHH!!" Naruto screamed, pointing at the clock. "I didn't set the alarm that late!" Grabbing his clothes, he ran into the bathroom, splashed some water in his face, put the clothes on and ran out of his flat, almost forgetting to lock the door behind him. He then quickly set off to the police station in his old car.

Sasuke drove around lazily, looking for a parking space as he saw Naruto's old grey car passing him and racing down the street. He then ground his teeth in anger as the dobe promptly snatched away his long awaited parking space.

Five minutes later, and by now more than 10 minutes late for the meeting, he parked his car and rushed to the police station, not wanting to feel the wrath of Tsunade.

'Well, I didn't have to rush here,' he thought as he heard Tsunade's voice holler down the hallway, stating that he was too late. 'She's angry anyway.'

What he didn't expect when he entered her office, closing the door behind him, was that she calmed down and gave him a sweet fake smile. Naruto, who stood beside her desk, also showed him a wide grin, obviously knowing what was going on.

"Uchiha. I have a surprise for you. Your old frie-"

BANG!!!

The door on the left side of the room was wrenched open with enormous force, banging against the wall and a young, black-haired man ran out.

Anbu Sai. The worst nightmare of every guy. (1)

Without another thought,Sasuke made a mad dash for the door, trying to wrench it open. He knew he was too slow when Sai wrapped his arms around his chest and squealed like a fangirl.

"Sasuke, you're as godly as ever! I want to screw you right NOW!"

The only thing Sasuke wanted to do was to disappear. Or die. It didn't matter to him anymore, now that he was in the claws of the devil.

"I hope you appreciate my surprise, Sasuke. He will help you guys with the clothes, hair extensions and make-up today. You have to do it alone from tomorrow on, so take a good look at what he's doing," Tsunade said with an evil smile gracing her lips. Sasuke nodded. "Sai, let go of Sasuke now and show them everything. We don't have time for big reunions of old High School friends."

Sai pouted, frustrated that he had to let go of Sasuke, but grabbed his bag with all the utensils nevertheless.

- 3 hours later -

A gorgeous blond girl stood in front of a large mirror, her eyes wide in shock and her lips slightly opened. She had long pigtails on either side of her head, hanging down to her waist, bright azure blue eyes, emphasized with black mascara and tanned smooth skin, her lips shimmering with rose lip-gloss. A navy blue summer dress reached down to her knees. She wore a thin black cardigan over her dress, matching with the black ballerinas on her feet.

The woman who stood a few feet behind her spoke up. "Your name will be Naruko from today on. You don't live in this town, but your father insisted that you attend a respectable all-girls school, that's why you will live in the dorms of the Olympe de Gouge all-girls University. Got that... brat?"

The sun-kissed girl turned around to look at the older woman with a pained expression on her face. "Tsunade-baachan! This is ridiculous! No one will believe that I'm actually a girl."

"Try to speak an octave higher, Naruto. And they will believe that you are a girl. You could even fool me with that outfit if I didn't know about the plan, sweetheart."

Naruto pouted. "Where is Sasuke? I want to see what he looks like!"

He didn't have to wait long. A few seconds later the door was pushed open and Sai walked in, seemingly proud of the result.

After him, a raven-haired girl entered. Her straight hair framed her pale face with the lightly flushed cheeks and reached down to her breasts. The fringe fell into her face but you could clearly see her black onyx eyes, framed with long eyelashes which caressed her cheeks when she closed her eyes. Dressed in a white blouse with a broad black belt around her slender waist and a black skirt, she looked like a fairy. She also wore black ballerinas.

Naruto couldn't help but gawk.

"That's Sasuke-teme?!" he asked dumbfounded, pointing at the girl.

Tsunade answered since Sasuke didn't say anything, looking down. "Yes, that's Sasuke. You two make nice girls." She paused. "Me and Jiraiya will help you move your belongings into the dorm tomorrow. As you may suspect, you will share a room. We can't let you live in one room with the poor girls, especially not you, Naruto. Make sure to pack everything today and get up early tomorrow. We will pick you up around 8 AM. You can leave now."

Just like yesterday, she left before the boys, but not before grabbing Sai and tugging him out, ignoring his loud protests.

(1) I don't know if Sai's surname was ever mentioned so I just named him Anbu.

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