Are we there yet?

Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.

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Disclaimer silly business now:

Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it

If I did own it, I would be writing midnight sun at this moment in time and killing Bella off and replacing her with someone called Borndancer. :

Are we there yet?

EMPOV

God why is everyone looking at me like I am stupid. If anyone is stupid in this room its definitely not me. Well I am the youngest out of my family but I'm still older than little Bella. Maybe I'm getting paranoid. Can vampires get Paranoid?

"Come on Emmett,lets go Baseball" Came Alice's little soprano voice down my ears. The laughing from Jasper and Edward also came. Is there something someone isn't telling me. I wouldn't put it past the pixie. Before I could even protest I was dragged out of the house onto the front garden.

This is going to be a long day.

BPOV

Come on Bella there's got to be a way out of this, all I need is a little diversion and I'll be gone. Edward looked down at me smiling, presumably reading Emmett's thoughts.

"Come on love, lets get this over and done with"

Bingo

Edward will forgive me later for using him as the decoy duck.

"Yeah sooner the better, can I just have a human minute first?"

Please don't see through my lies, please. If there is a god, please be kind.

"Sure love, want me to wait or what?"

"Urm. . . you can wait down there if you like? I won't be long"

"Ok love"

He bent down and give me a quick kiss on my forehead sniffing me as he did. Legs please don't fail me now.

I ran as quickly as I could without giving myself a concussion or worst towards the bathroom. Now I was stuck. How would I escape without A. Anyone seeing me. B. Alice seeing me escaping. Or C. Killing myself in the process. Knowing my luck it would be all 3. Unless I stay up here until Edward thinks I've gone down then they'll leave without me. I'm betting it'll be better than trying to climb down the side of the house. And much more safer for me. and the house.

JPOV

How long does it take to choose a car to take to Seattle. For me or any normal person it takes, what 20 seconds. But no not Alice. Although Alice can be questioned as a normal person. Well Vampire.

"Alice,Love, Are you nearly done?

I heard a muffled sort of scream and a clang of something metal hitting the floor of the garage. Maybe that's a signal for me to go and look. I walked into the garage and saw Emmett pinned up against the wall by Alice. Now that's a moment that I'll never let him forget.

Alice was angry with Emmett. I think I will leave her to be angry it'll be much more fun to watch.

As soon as Alice saw me, she let Emmett off the wall and turned to me as if nothing was the matter.

"Oh, sorry Jazzie, me and Emmett had a little Situation."

She turned and glared daggers at Emmett.

"Were taking Rose's BMW by the way, I'm sure she won't mind. She's out with Carlisle and Esme for the weekend anyway she'll never know.

"What about the Keys Alice?"

"Oh I sorted that out too, Emmett gladly got them me, didn't you Emmett?

Emmett was now situated on the floor and just nodded. No one wants to face the wrath of Alice, believe me I know.

"Are we ready to go then? More time in Seattle I guess for baseball" I whispered the last part, loud enough that Emmett could hear though. When he heard this he picked himself of the floor and dusted himself off.

"What are we waiting for then, lets go"

His booming voice overpowered everyone's in the garage.

"Come on then let's go"

She turned happy again bounding into the red convertible.

"Edward come on were going" I shouted, I couldn't let him miss out on the torture of today.

EPOV

Bella's human moment was taking longer than I expected. Long was an understatement. Perhaps she had already got in the car. Well dragged by Alice most likely. That was my theory anyway.

I ran over to the car after hearing Jasper shout and got myself in Rose's BMW. Were we allowed to use her car? Emmett was unusually quiet in the back with myself and Jasper.

"Emmett, are you okay?, your lets just say quiet for once"

Do you really want to know

Ah he doesn't want anyone else to know so he's thinking it for me. Nice.

Alice, she forced me to tell her where the keys were to rose's car. She said if I didn't she'd make us go shopping instead of baseball. I refused. So she said if I didn't get them for her she would tell rose I was flirting with girls in Seattle. I'm doomed man. Dead.

Ooh Emmett has got it bad.

We were speeding along the roads out of Forks when suddenly the car stopped. What's Alice forgotten now?

"Urm Guy's I think we have forgotten something"

Oh no

Everyone in the car turned to look at each other

"Bella"

A/n: Muahaha :D . . . . Bella is going to be deader than dead I think. As she said in her own words to Edward one time. 'Grizzly s are tame compared to what's waiting for you at home'

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