Are we there yet?

Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.

Disclaimer silly business now:

Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it

If I did own it Edward would be saying this disclaimer right now

Edward: But I am saying it

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Recap:

Alice is taking the boys and Bella shopping in Seattle

Everyone knows about it but Emmett, he thinks there going to play baseball

Alice and co have just realised that they have left Bella at home

Alice gets Bella back, but Bella becomes ill because of Alice's fast driving.

Are we there yet?

"Alice, please slow down, your going too fast"

"Urghhhhhh"

Time: 10:32:27

Current Speed: 180 Mph

Miles Driven: 50450

JPOV

"Come on love, slow down a little bit."

"Jasper, If I slow down any more we will not make it to Seattle till 3:00"

"Alice, don't you think your slightly exaggerating?"

No answer came from Alice. I looked over to Bella and she didn't look good.

"Alice look at Bella, do you really want her to throw up in Rose's car?"

Alice groaned again.

"Fine, I'm only doing this for the sake of Rose and her car you know"

Alice is angry now. I've not seen her like this for years, decades even. I'm sure she'll perk up when she gets shopping.

I looked over to the dashboard and noticed the speed decrease to just pushing 100 Mph.

APOV

I hate driving slow so much. What's the point in choosing a fast car to go to Seattle in to drive slow in. I suppose it's better than cleaning sick out of it though.

I looked over to Bella. How could I be so horrible to her. I'm acting like Rosalie here. No wonder Emmett has a grin on his face.

"Urghh Bella are you feeling any better?"

Apologising sucks. Especially if you know your in the wrong.

"I'm feeling better"

"Look Bella, I'm sorry for being angry and taking it out on you, I just got kind of annoyed"

"It's fine Alice honestly"

"Accept my apology then?"

"I accept it"

I grinned madly, I was feeling better already and we hadn't even got to the shops yet.

A long drive and 1 hour later

"Alice are we there yet?"

"Emmett if you know what's best for you, you will shut up now"

"Yeah but, are we there yet?"

Out of the mirror I could see everyone turn to look at Emmett, including Bella. Who was feeling better from her little sick scenario.

"Emmett" Everyone in the car said in unison.

He groaned and sunk back into his seat leaning his head on his hands. Why must my brother be so childish.

A long drive and another hour later

Time: 12:52:19

Current Speed: 102 Mph

Miles Driven: 50678

"Alice"

"Yes Emmett"

"Are we there yet"

Oh good lord.

"No Emmett we are not there, so quit asking"

"Yeah but Al-.."

"Emmett shut up" Edward joined in the shutting up of Emmett campaign this time. "Emmett if you are really so bored, go play one of them silly human games they play on car journeys"

I always knew Edward was clever. He's definitely excelled himself this time.

"Good thinking Eddy"

Edward sighed in boredom. I think you would if you were sitting next to Emmett. Jasper was happily entertaining himself playing I-Spy with Bella.

EMPOV

"Edward I don't know what human game to play"

Car journeys are so boring when driven slow. And when not driving. Maybe if I keep asking we'll get there quicker.

"And what would I know about human car journey games Emmett?"

"Well your the one that suggested it"

He threw his arms up in the air and sighed. "Urghh ask Bella please"

I guess he doesn't know then.

"Belly-Welly give me a human car game to play, please"

"You can play I-Spy with me and Jaz if you want?"

Yes,Yes, and thrice yes. Finally someone listens to me.

"Thank you,thank you,thank you, Urghh how do you play?"

"Easy Emmett if your on you pick something you can see and say 'I spy with my little eye something beginning with' and say the letter of the thing you are thinking of. Okay. If your not on you have to guess what the other person can see. Easy right Emmett."

Oh that is so easy, these humans have so simple minds, honestly.

"Easy as playing baseball"

"Urghh right Emmett"

"You sure Emmett can cope with this Bella? I don't think he understands"

Damn you stupid smartie pants Jasper. You will pay. And I shall own you at this game.

5 minutes after

This game is going to be so much fun. I love winning.

"Emmett it's your go"

"Go to sleep Bella,I'll let you know when Emmett picks something"

Ha ha, very funny Jasper. Not

"Okay I have one, I spy with my little Eye, something beginning with Fen-...

"Is it fence by any chance Emmett?" Jasper had his eyes closed while saying this, could vampires sleep?

"Your good at this Jasper"

Shit, I knew I should have chosen a harder word

"Come on Jazzie your turn, because Bella's asleep"

"Fine" he sighed. Was I boring him. No surely not. " I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'S'"

"Sheep?"

"Nope"

"Sky?"

"Nope"

"Sun?"

"Sea?"

"Emmett where's the sea?"

"Oh yeah, Sheep?"

"No Emmett"

"Oooooh I know what it is"

"What?"

"Sunflower"

"Lord help me"

"Is it not that?

"No Emmett"

"Have I said Sheep?"

"Yes Emmett 3 times"

His voice had no expression, maybe he is bored of I-spy

"I give up darn it, tell me"

"It was scaffolding Emmett"

Wait a second what's scaffolding

"Guys I have a vision of you arguing but before you do save it for when were out of the car, were here"

Baseball Yay

Sorry but this chapter was too fun to write. Who would have thought it hey Emmett playing I-spy. Bless him.

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