Are we there yet?

Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.

Disclaimer silly business now:

Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it

If I did own it Jacob would be a house dog that likes to eat. A lot. :)

Recap:

Alice is taking the boys and Bella shopping in Seattle

Everyone knows about it but Emmett, he thinks there going to play baseball

Alice and co have just realised that they have left Bella at home

Alice gets Bella back, but Bella becomes ill because of Alice's fast driving

Alice drives slower, to pass time Emmett plays I-Spy with Jasper and Bella.

Are we there yet?

"It was scaffolding Emmett"

Wait a second what's scaffolding

"Guys I have a vision of you arguing but before you do save it for when were out of the car, were here"

"Baseball Yay"

EPOV

Finally were here, if that's a good thing or bad I don't know. On the plus side I don't have to listen to Emmett try to play I-spy any more. Then again, now I have to suffer hours and hours of shopping with Alice. Maybe I can convince her to let me and Bella go off on our own somewhere. I doubt it.

"Come on everyone shopping time"

Alice was grinning like a maniac. She seemed to be enjoying the thought of making all of us go shopping with her. More bag carriers for her.

What does she mean shopping, were going to play baseball. Aren't we?

I totally forgot about Emmett not knowing we were going shopping. His face is going to be priceless when he finds out. Who's going to tell him?

I ran over to Alice and whispered into her ear so that Emmett wouldn't hear.

"Alice when are we telling Emmett"

"Tell him now" she was giggling as she said it. "You can tell him though, it will be more funny"

"Thanks Alice"

How to tell Emmett. Hmm mm

"Emmett, I think there's something me,Alice,Jasper and Bella needs to tell you"

"That were not really in Seattle but in San Francisco instead?"

Bella looks confused. Please don't ruin my fun love. I know, I'll mime shopping to her.

I walked over to Bella and wrapped my arms around her waist and mimed Alice shopping and pointed subtly to Emmett. She nodded.

"No Emmett, Alice is taking us all-.."

"Taking us where Edward, Baseball?

Aww Emmy's worried now.

"We.Are.Going.Shopping.All.Day"

I waited for him to say something but nothing came. I turned to face him but he wasn't there. Strange. I looked down and there he was on his knees begging to Alice.

"Nooooo, Alice, Please, Nooo, anything but shopping, PLEASE"

"Na ah, me and Eddy had a little bet. If he didn't tell you we were going shopping I'd made you carry everyone's bags all day."

Maybe I should apologise

"Sorry Emmett"

"Aww Come on Emmy,you know its for the best"

"I hate you two" Emmett said while glaring at us both.

Why does Jasper and Bella never get the blame

"Emmett its not just me and Alice you know, Jasper and Bella were in on it too"

"Urghhh does the whole world hate me, and Bella" Emmett turned to face Bella and grabbed both of her hands. "I thought you loved me?"

"Sorry Emmett,"

"You know you did deserve it after putting me through a game of I-spy with you"

Good one Jasper, if Emmett plays that stupid game on the way back, I may have to kill myself.

"Right shall we go then, I've booked a nail appointment for me and Bella in 10 minutes"

Awww poor Bella, she's got it bad being the only girl besides Alice.

BPOV

Are you joking me, a nail appointment. When I said to Alice I'd come shopping, I thought that I'd just be looking round shops all day. Now that I had a choice in going or not. But nails, this is beyond a joke.

"Come on love, better not be late, can't miss your manicure now can we?"

Urghhh I hate you Alice, Edwards going to annoy me about everything like this all day isn't she? She shall not break me and Edward up I repeat not break me an Edwards relationship.

I slapped him playfully and looked up to him. He put on a face as if I'd hurt him. So I went closer to him and lay my head on his chest. He smiled at me crookedly and began walking us behind Alice.

At the nail place

"Urm Alice, don't you think Luxury Nails sound a bit, well posh"

Alice has successfully dragged me and her to the nail salon in less than 5 minutes. She left the boys in some fancy restaurant, telling them not to try anything clever. No doubt they wouldn't with Alices knack of seeing things before they happen.

"Nonsense Bella, you'll fit in fine, trust me"

Trust isn't a word I've frequently used with Alice in the past. No choice or Alice's Decision, would be better words.

She dragged me into the nail salon. In the reception were big fancy looking arm chairs with a coffee table and a coffee maker. Through the reception were big fancy tables and more arm chairs with lots of snobby looking old women sitting having there nails done. Oh crap

"Urm Alice, I'll just sit here while you have yours done, okay"

All the women were wearing top designer clothes and high heel shoes or big funny fluffy hats. Here I was wearing a plain white t shirt, black jeans and my favourite pair of trainers. I'm doomed

"Bella, you are having your nails done like it or not, follow me"

"But Ali-.."

"Come on Bella, it'll be a blast, honestly."

Why did I just not kill myself when Alice found me at home.

Alice grinned as she pulled us both into chairs side by side of each other and told the nail technicians what we wanted. Guess what Alice picked mine. Obviously she knew I would pick plain and simple ones.

Outside of Luxury Nails

"Alice.I.Hate.You"

"I know, you'll thank me later"

"Alice please, I can't even pick things up any more"

"Oh shut up whining Bella, you'll get used to it, anyway were going somewhere else now"

"Are we going to meet up with the boys?"

"Nope, Were going to get our hair done at the Mode Salon"

"SorryWhat"

I'm actually enjoying writing this part of the story more, its going to be so much fun.

-Cue evil laugh-

Thank you for suggestions of what else to happen in Seattle. Keep them coming if you want.

Had to make Alice give Bella a Makeover xD

Now what if Alice gives Emmett a makeover :