Are we there yet?

Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.

Disclaimer silly business now:

Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it

If I did own it I would be having frequent shopping trips with Alice

Recap:

Alice is taking the boys and Bella shopping in Seattle

Everyone knows about it but Emmett, he thinks there going to play baseball

Alice and co have just realised that they have left Bella at home

Alice gets Bella back, but Bella becomes ill because of Alice's fast driving

Alice drives slower, to pass time Emmett plays I-Spy with Jasper and Bella.

Alice makes Bella get nails done and wants her to have makeover

Are we there yet?

"Are we going to meet up with the boys?"

"Nope, Were going to get our hair done at the Mode Salon"

"SorryWhat"

APOV

"Come on Bella, makeover time"

I grabbed her by the hand and started to pull her into the hair salon. Being careful not to split my new nails.

"Wait, Alice, Wait"

What now

"Look Bella, you've known me for a long time now, I'm not one to reason with what I've decided."

"But.But.But I have a really fun idea to do still involving makeovers"

"Shoot"

"What if we gave one of the boys a makeover, but a girly one"

Oh my god Bella, I never knew you thought like that. You learning well my dear. I grinned at the possibilities forming in my head. Taking Bella on this trip wasn't going as bad as it thought it would be.

"But who to makeover"

We both turned to look at each other.

"Emmett"

A short walk and 5 minutes later

"Everyone were back" I shouted loudly into the busy restaurant the boys were sitting in. Maybe we should take Jazzie and Eddie with us so they can laugh at Emmett. Yes. That could work well. Emmett ran behind Emmett trying to hide himself.

"Emmett I've changed my mind a little"

"I don't have to go shopping?"

"Sort-of"

"It was Bella's idea actually so you can thank her later"

I looked over to Edward and he was grinning madly trying to stifle a laugh. He must have read my mind to what we were going to do to Emmett. The fun starts here.

"Emmett you have a choice you can A. go shopping as was planned or B. go to a mysterious place but no shopping."

"B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,"

Me and Edward looked at each other and grabbed Emmett.

"Bella,love go get something as a blindfold"

Good thinking Eddie

"urghh ok, what shall I get?"

"Ooh use my scarf"

I knew my scarf would come in use sometime. Bella grabbed the scarf off of my neck and handed it to Edward. Edward slung the scarf around Emmett's head and tied it quickly around his head.

"Hey who turned off the lights?"

"EMMETT"

"Now Emmett, take mine and Bella hand and we will lead you to the secret place"

Just then Jasper walked in to us. Where he has been I do not know, but I haven't got time to find out at the moment.

"Alice? Bella? Edward?Emmett? What.The.Hell?

"Edward fill him in"

Jazzie you really do pick the worst times.

A longer walk with Emmett and 15 minutes later

BPOV

Jasper and Edward now had Emmett and me and Alice were rushing ahead trying to plan things for our little 'makeover'

"Alice how the hell are we going to be able to book the salon for us to make him over in such little time"

"Bella, stop worrying, when you have my charm, any things possible" A/n Wow that line looks cheesier than it sounded in my head

Alice dragged me inside of the Mode Salon again. I just stood by the door while she chatted up the conveniently male receptionist.

"Hi welcome to Mode Salon, how may I help you"

Urghh why do they always sound so fake

"Yes you can help me, I'd like to hire the salon and all your equipment for a couple of hours"

"Well... I don't think that's possible Madam."

She leaned closer to the man and took his shirt into her hand and pulled him close so she could whisper in his ear.

"I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement"

"Urghh, well yes, that's fine madam, we'll be in the staff room just knock when you've finished.

That was the last I saw of him and his hairdressers before they dissapeared into the staff room.

"Alice, that was. Brilliant"

She just grinned at me.

"Emmett, come in now"

Edward and Jasper brought a very confused Emmett and sat him in one of the chairs facing the mirrors.

Alice walked over to him and quickly whipped the blindfold off.

"Welcome to Mode Salon Emmy, were going to make you into a princess"

His eyes went wide like saucers.

"Emmett you did have a choice" I said giggling. "It was either this or shopping"

He relaxed back in his chair, he knew he wasn't getting out of this, so he may as well just cope with it.

5minutes and 1 check-list later

Emmett Makeover Check-list

Foundation -jaz

Blusher-Ja2

False eyelashes-A3

Eye-liner-Bel

Eye-shadow - Ed

Glitter-JBE3

Lipstick - Be2

Lip gloss

Bronzer - Ed2

Blusher

Nail varnish - Ali

Hair - Al2

Alice just showed all of us a list, it had a list of things we were going to do to Emmett.

"Now everyone, I'm going to assign you all to a different thing to do to Emmett."

Oh this is going to be fun. Edward was standing next to me holding my hand, swinging It up and down. I think he was excited about making Emmett into a girl.

"Now were going to do it in stages so I'll tell everyone there first task first okay"

"Why do you get to take charge"

"I get to take charge because Jasper I am a girl and know lots about makeover"

"Oh"

"Now Jazzie you will do foundation, Eddie you do eye shadow, I'll do nail varnish and Bella you can do eye liner. Now any questions"

"What's foundation look like?"

"Jasper"

JPOV

Poor poor Emmett, by the time Alice and us have finished he'll have wished he would have picked shopping for weeks.

Alice handed me a pot of foundation and a sponge. Now to figure out how to put foundation. I turned it over, above the sponge. Nope that doesn't work. I looked at it confused, thinking of how it works.

"Jasper you dip the sponge in and rub it in his face"

"Oh"

I knew that obviously.

I started spreading the brown stuff over Emmett's face, this looked like torture for him. While this was going on Alice was painting his nails bright pink, Bella was lining his eyes with a pencil of some sort and Edward was painting his eyes with weird powder stuff.

After The Makeover

APOV

"Emmy look in the mirror"

"No"

"Awww come on"

"No, I refuse to look in the mirror"

"What would you say if I said the word Shopping"

"I suppose a quick peek wouldn't hurt me... ALICE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU"

"Come on Emmett you look so... masculine"

"Yeah as manly as a ballerina"

"SHUT IT EDWARD"

What does Emmett look like and what is Alice,Bella and the guys going to do with him. Find out soon in net chapter :

What do you want to happen next? All ideas welcome. By the way ideas that have already been suggested and not used as of yet. Does not mean I will not use, just need to find a suitable place. :

IMPORTANT:

Okay maybe not quite as important as the CAPS LOCKS but I'm not going to be able to update again till Late Monday. I'm in a stupid small caravan for 3 whole days. I will gladly update if I haven't either Died of boredom, Lack of Laptop, dancing and / Word processing stuff. Or Squished to death by the lack of space in caravan or squished by too many people being in it. Or suicide by not being able to take a suitcase. Only allowed one of them multi coloured plastic boxes that go flat pack to take my clothes in. and one for my shoes. My shoes alone take 2 of them.

If you feel for me tell me. And sorry about the lack of Girly Emmett until I update.

Until Monday if I'm still alive and un-squished, Borndancer x