Are we there yet?
Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.
Disclaimer silly business now:
Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it
If I did own it I would be having frequent shopping trips with Alice
Recap:
Alice is taking the boys and Bella shopping in Seattle
Everyone knows about it but Emmett, he thinks there going to play baseball
Alice and co have just realised that they have left Bella at home
Alice gets Bella back, but Bella becomes ill because of Alice's fast driving
Alice drives slower, to pass time Emmett plays I-Spy with Jasper and Bella.
Alice makes Bella get nails done and wants her to have makeover
Everyone makes over Emmett into a girl
Are we there yet?
"Come on Emmett you look so... masculine"
"Yeah as manly as a ballerina"
"SHUT IT EDWARD"
APOV
"Come on Emmett, you'll be fine"
"Bella I am not going in"
"Emmett let me rephrase my earlier statement to you, Youare going in like it or not"
"Please Alice, I look like a.. a.. a... a Barbie Doll"
"Nonsense Barbie Dolls have Long blonde hair and are plastic"
"Urghh Alice"
"What? i'm trying to make you feel better"
"Urm.. Alice I think you should try to keep Emmett calm his foundation is starting to come off. At least before Jasper and Edward get back"
Tormenting Emmett was so much more fun than I planned it would be. I never thought he'd last this long. I guess I was wrong. What was taking Eddie and Jazzie so long. I asked them to take care of a simple task. Buy a semi decent video camera so we can record Emmett. Seriously how long does it take. I guess boys will be boys. Now how to entertain Emmett for another 10 minutes. Distraction?
"Come on Emmy,just think in a couple of hours all of this will be over"
"No it won't Alice"
It won't why not?
"What are you on about Emmett"
"Because you will carry this on Alice, I know what your like"
"Emmett I don't understand"
Bella walked over to me and whispered in my ear.
"I think he means Rosalie"
Ohhhhh, clever Bella.
"Alice we're back love"
Oooooooh Jazzie Wazzie is back with Eddie and video camera. Hopefully they will know how to work it.
"Come on Emmett, time to go"
Edwards most girlie voice sounded beside me. I hope he wasn't trying to imitate me.
"Please Edward,Please, I've been good to you, I've always helped you out with things, stayed with Bella. Why must you do this. WHY?"
Emmett was now on the floor with his arms in the air begging to Emmett. Oh cut the dramatics please.
"Because.Its.Fun"
"Urghh"
Emmett was so funny when he was dramatic.
BPOV
Poor,poor Emmett I did actually feel a little sorry for him.
Edward and Jasper walked in front of me and over to Jasper. To us (Me and Alice) what they did next looked perfectly normal but to the average human civilian must have looked very strange even comical. Edward and Jasper, not the most chunkiest or strongest looking people amongst us, lifted Emmett up onto his feet and punched his arm playfully.
"Ready Emmy"
"I guess so.."
"Perfect then were ready"
Alice's face turned into a very similar one of a psychopathic serial killer.
Sorry it's took me an extra 4 days to get this out. Don't worry I survived the camping trip. Just. I don't think I like camping much. Anyhow. Also sorry for this chapter being extremely
short but there is a method in my madness xD I want you to help me out with where the Cullens make Emmett go.
Multiple choice.
Would you rather see Emmett be forced to go into
1) A Gay bar
2) Speed dating place
3) Job centre
Choose your vote wisely and when picking think of the hysterical values of Emmett going into one of these with full Make-up and nails done. So think drag queen Emmy okay :)
The more votes I get the quicker the next chapter can be written. I would like at least 5 votes to decide. So if you don't tell me in reviews no next chapter D:
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