Are we there yet?

Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.

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Disclaimer silly business now:

Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it

If I did own it I would be playing Baseball with Edward and friends

Are we there yet?

"Ohhhhhh now I have less people to carry bags for me"

JPOV

"Rose come back, we love you"

Is there any time when Rose isn't in a mood. Poor Emmett, now he will have to feel the wrath of Rose for 3 hours on the way home to Forks. That is if he hasn't been killed by her already.

I looked over to my Alice and she was upset. Not only could I sense this but her usual happy and smiley face was hung down with a pout. Like a puppy that had just been told off.

I ran over to her and wrapped my am around her waist, rubbing her arm up and down soothingly. I know Alice doesn't like me messing with emotions but I can't stand seeing her upset. Maybe she wouldn't mind a little bit of happiness. While I was debating whether to or not, Alice's face suddenly lit up. How her emotions go from one extreme to the other amazes me.

"So everyone, I think it's time for a little bit of shopping don't you?"

Oh great, I guess I knew this would be coming sooner or later.

"Come on, it'll be fun."

"I'm hungry"

I completely forgot about Bella not having anything to eat.

"Come on Bella, we'll only be a couple of hours"

"Alice, she hasn't eaten since this morning, and it's 3:00 now"

"Fine meet us outside Tiza in about an hour. I love the dresses there, come on Jazzie dress shopping time"

What am I going to do with you Alice, love?

BPOV

Free, free at last. Free from Alice for an hour. Just me and Edward eating in peace and quiet. Well only me eating, but still.

"So love, where do you want to go?"

Knowing Edward, he was planning on taking me to some fancy restaurant, where all the posh people would eat, and give me funny looks.

"Nowhere near anything like what your thinking"

"Come on, love. What have you got against restaurants?"

"Just the fact that One everyone looks at me there, Two they always cost too much and Three you spend too much on me.

He just chuckled and just smiled. My favourite smile. My Edwards smile.

He took my hand gently into his and laced our fingers together, rubbing the back of my hand in soothing circles, as we walked down 11th avenue.

"Come on, you can pick then, on one condition."

When your with Edward you have to learn one thing, there's always compromises.

"What's the condition?"

I smiled as he took his hand out of mine and wrapped it around my waist instead.

"You have to let me buy"

Typical, typical Edward.

"Your so predictable Edward"

He put on a shocked expression and pulled me over to the side of the pavement. He cupped my face in between his cold marble hands and leaned in to kiss me on the lips.

I was breathless when he pulled away. And that wasn't because of the lack of oxygen. Well maybe that contributed. My face began to flush and my heart began pounding uncontrollably against my chest. Edward must have heard it because he leaned his cool head against my warm one.

"Breathe,Bella,Love"

"I'm trying to, but your making it so hard"

He chuckled again.

"Silly, Bella. Come on we'd better find you something to eat before Alice eats us alive"

We walked hand in hand again down the street until we came across a familiar looking shop that I recognised. Starbucks

Hmm not too fancy, not too expensive. Perfect.

"Edward, can I eat here? Please"

"Are you sure you don't want to eat somewhere fancier?"

"Edward, isn't that a stupid question"

"I guess it is, I did promise you could pick, come on"

We settled ourselfs at a table away from everyone else. I hated it when people started looking at Edward and me. Not that I could blame them for looking at Edward. But me.

"So love, what would you like?"

"Just a fruit salad and a hot chocolate, please"

"Okay, I'll go order for you"

He went to leave but I grabbed his hand.

"Be quick"

He smiled and kissed my hand.

"You won't even notice I'm gone"

I admit I was gullible enough to believe that until 5 minutes had passed and I looked at the queue.

5 minutes later

The queue had moved about an inch. This cannot be happening to me.

I threw my arms up in the air and laid my head on the table.

15 minutes later

Come on Edward you must be bored right now. Just jump the queue god damn it. Come on your a vampire for god's sake no one would notice you were there till you were. Or I have a better idea. Kill the people in front of you. If it means getting me my hot chocolate quicker, go for it. It wouldn't hurt to kill a few people. The population in Seattle is a bit overcrowded anyway.

25 minutes

"Bella, love, wake up, sleepy head"

No. I did not just fall asleep in Starbucks. Did I?

My cheeks flushed bright red and I sighed with embarrassment putting my head in my hands.

Edward just smirked.

"Come on just eat your food and drink whatever this stuff is and we can get out of here"

I sighed again.

I started to drink my hot chocolate and eat my salad as quick as humanely possible. I wanted to be out of here as soon as possible. Edward just stared at me as I ate and gave me reassuring smiles.

When I was done we walked out of Starbucks and ran as fast as I could to Tiza's.

For some strange reason Edward kept looking at me and smirking. Am I really that bad at running?

"Edward, I love you and everything but please can you tell me what's so funny?

"Nothing love"

The squeakiness of his voice and his lack of eye contact was definitely not nothing. But I didn't say anything more.

Finally we caught sight of Jasper and Alice and they were trying to contain themselves from laughing.

Oh great what fresh hell now?

When we finally got outside they couldn't hold it any longer. They just began to laugh and laugh. Alice's high pitched soprano almost musical laugh was very noticeable. I don't think I've ever heard Jasper laugh before.

Now I was angry.

"What are you all laughing at?"

"Jasper have I got a bug on my face, has my hair got dirt in it?"

"No ... Bella ... you ... hahahahahahaha"

Jasper was now on the floor laughing, if he could cry, he would be now.

"Alice what is so funny?"

"You... hehe ... have .. a ... hehehe you have a hot..

"I have a hot what Alice? Spit it out"

"You have a hot chocolate moustache"

Oh great.

"Edward.I.Hate.You"

Alice was also on the floor laughing beside Jasper now.

"Edward if you want to laugh at me on the floor, please take the time to do so now before I have to try to strangle you"

Okay this is more of a filler chapter because A. I had writers block and B. I needed time to try to think of ways to introduce Emmett back into the story, because Emmett owns all doesn't he really.

Okay notice:

Emmett will be introduced eventually back into the story but not just yet. Because he's only been gone 1 chapter and that would be a little pointless.

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