Are we there yet?

Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.

A/n Okay sorry for lack of update for 3 days, I started back to school on thursday and had writers block. -sigh

Disclaimer silly business now:

Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it

If I did own it I would have a lot of money now instead of £1 in my pocket.

Are we there yet?

"So now you all know how it feels to be Bella"

Only Bella could say that.

BPOV

"No Alice, you promised me you wouldn't take us shopping any more"

After the little fiasco at the ice rink, Alice was set on doing what Alice does best. Shopping.

"No Bella, I said Emmett wouldn't have to come with me-"

She said the word Emmett as if I was a baby and couldn't speak. Pronouncing Emmett with extra syllables instead of just 2.

"- And besides a had visions of you in such a cute blue dress...-"

"Alice, there is no way in hell you are buying for me, I know what sort of shops you shop at, and I don't do dresses."

You don't do dresses yet, but there's plenty of time"

I pouted, so I had to go clothes shopping but why didn't Edward have to go.

"Why doesn't Edward have to go?"

"Because Bella, who else is going to drive the car near the shops, so me,you and Jasper can carry more bags."

I groaned in defeat. Alice noticed this and turned towards me and grinned, grabbing my hand and pulling me into the bright green Ferrari that was now parked on the roadside next to us. Getting many looks from people passing by. As I jumped into the back car I noticed Edward and Jasper in the front seats. Jasper was driving and Edward riding shotgun.

"Edward, please don't say you stole this car?"

"Do you want me to tell you what you want to hear or tell the truth"

I sighed as Edward turned around to momentarily dazzle me.

"Tell me the truth Edward"

He looked over to Jasper and then back over to me again.

"I borrowed it"

I could hear Alice giggling in the background.

"Edward, how on earth can you borrow a car?"

Alice's giggling got louder as if she knew what happened. Then it struck me. Of course she knew.

"I asked the nice young lady if I could borrow the car for the afternoon. And she said yes. What's wrong with that?"

"Did she say yes before you dazzled her, or after"

"Does it matter?"

"You know Edward, we can't all get our own way as easily as you."

I was about to give Edward an essay on how wrong it was 'borrowing' this car, but Alice interrupting me by her high pitched giggling.

"Ohhh, Bella lighten up it will be fun I swear"

"Riding a stolen car or shopping"

"Bella its not stolen,love"

"Come on Bella, shopping is real fun honestly"

"Just lets get this over and done with quick okay"

"Bella"

Outside Victoria's Secret"

No way. No way in hell am I going in there. This is a sexy lingerie store. I Bella Swan am in no way sexy or even close to that statement. I looked over to Alice and did my best puppy dog eyes at her.

"Bella don't even try that, besides I won't be long I know exactly what I want"

I let out a sigh of relief. Silly me, of course Alice wouldn't shop for me in a shop like this.

"That's good"

"Actually now that I think about it, we will be a little while in here"

"And why would that be Alice?"

"Because you need to try the bras on silly"

What. Oh no Alice, no.

"Bella, it's not bad besides its only you and me"

"Alice, please kill me now"

"Come on silly"

She dragged me by the sleeve of my top, through the glass double doors of the dreaded shop and around different display stands of things that would never in a million years be taken out of the pristine pink bags, that came with the bought products.

"Alice, you know, you really don't have to"

"Oh I insist Bella, Edward won't be able to resist turning you into a vampire after he sees you in these"

I just sighed and let my eyes roll, as I was dragged to a different counter of things.

"Bella what do you prefer black or pink?"

I glanced up expecting to see Alice holding up some indecent bras with floral or fancy patterns. Boy was I wrong.

"ALICE, NO, NO WAY"

"Bella I am buying these whether you like it or not, so just pick a colour or I'll pick for you"

"Alice, I can not put into words how much I hate you right now"

She just grinned at me as if I'd just given her the best compliment in the world.

"I know."

"Pink then"

She dragged me along again through the masses of people and clothes racks. The only difference was she was pulling me by my hand again. Before I could realise where we were I was pushed into the white changing room with lots of things on coat hangers all thrown into my open arms.

I groaned as I slid down the wall of the changing room, making sure the door was locked. Not that, that would stop Alice getting. I decided that I had better get the worst over first and picked up the skimpy pink thing that I had picked the colour for. As I put it on,Alice was knocking on the door demanding I come out.

"Fine Alice"

I could hear her giggling already. This is not going to go well.

As I slowly opened the door and stepped out to Alice, my face dropped.

Alice was sitting down on a leather couch with Edward sitting next to her. Not only was Edward here Jasper was blocking my only escape. The changing room door.

I blushed bright red trying to find a way into the door and covering as much of my self I could.

"Bella you look fine, don't be embarrassed"

"Alice. I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You. Right. Here. Right. Now"

"Nice choice Alice, no wonder Edwards so quiet"

"JASPERRR"

"Bella your fine don't be ashamed"

"Then why isn't Edward speaking"

"Edward speak, she s getting upset"

"I have just one thing to say to you,my love"

My head dropped in embarrassment,my cheeks still a bright shade of red.

"I never knew you wore thongs"

So thats what Alice picked out for Bella to wear.

Enjoy

And sorry for crappyness of last chapter.