Are we there yet?
Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.
Disclaimer silly business now:
Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it
If I did own it I wouldn't have to be put through the tortures of school at this present moment in time.
Are we there yet?
"I have just one thing to say to you,my love"
"I never knew you wore thongs"
BPOV
I blushed an even deeper shade of red, if that was even possible and hid my face in my hands. I opened my fingers a fraction to glance over to Edward he was just smiling at me. All my thoughts of being angry vanished. Looking down over my body I realised I still only had the Victoria's Secret lingerie on.
"Urm Jasper can I get into the changing room now? Please"
"Oh sorry Bella"
He stepped out of the way in an instance and was over by Alice, holding her hand.
I just simply smiled and stepped back into the changing room, where Alice couldn't make me try clothes any more. Yet. Maybe if I take a while I'll escape a bit of shopping. Now that is what I call a plan, Bella"
JPOV
I watched as Bella dissapeared behind the pristine white door, as the lock clicked.
"So Eddie, Jazzie time to be official Alice clothes holders.
Oh no. As much as I love my Alice to bits, I do have to admit I hate her shopping compulsion. Is it possible for someone to shop do much. Rosalie never has shopping on her mind 24/7 does she?
Alice ushered me and Edward back out into the store of Victoria's Secret, throwing us the occasional item of clothing every now and then. Eventually Bella came out and we checked out everything, much to Bella's dismay.
The rest of the afternoon went by in a blur as we were rushed through shop to shop curtsey of Alice. Whenever I asked her why we were still shopping she blamed it on Bella, saying that she had no 'decent' clothes.
Eventually we came to another shop. The outside was grungy and tiles were falling off the roof.
Alice shopping in here? No it can't be. Alice would never lower herself to this degree to shop in somewhere like this.
"Alice? Are you sure this shop, love?"
"Jazzie!"
"Yeah but Alice, do you really want to lower yourself to one of these shops and another lingerie one, we have just been to Victoria's Secret"
"Edward, trust me, there is something good in this shop, you don't want to miss it"
"Fine"
We all replied in unison, even Bella, as we trudged along after Alice. As we followed her, it seemed as if she knew exactly what she was looking for and where it was. Suddenly we all looked at each other, Alice at the front grinning widely.
"Oh my god"
"Please don't be"
"This isn't for my eyes"
"Surely it isn't that bad"
Trust Alice to try to lighten a situation like this.
In front of all of our, very confused and mortified eyes was a large, bulky man with brown curly hair, with a very close resemblance to our Emmett. The disturbing part wasn't that Emmett was clad in foundation, lipstick and painted nails, not that he was in a female lingerie shop without a women accompanying him, oh no. The disturbing part was that Emmett, our Emmett, straight and not in the slightest way transsexual Emmett was holding up a women's white lace bra, up to his chest and holding it to himself in places no man should know.
"Emmett"
Emmett glanced over to us with a very amusing expression. His mouth was wide open and his eyes wide as saucers, as he dropped the bra to the floor.
"Emmett were you just trying on a bra?"
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"no"
Sorry but I haven't been updating everyday, like I did a couple of weeks ago but due to school and coursework and general rubbish. I can only update like every 3-4 days.
Sorry for shortness as well.
Just thought I'd mention the highlight of my week, its funny and true honestly :D
My latin shoes I use to dance in (High heel shoes with grip for those who don't speak dance.) got killed on Monday night. D:
As I went out to the car to go to dance classes I put them on top of the car because it was locked. Then I got in the car without my shoes. You can see where this is going XD
Basically I was on my way home and I saw one of my shoes in the bus stop.
So ... MY LATIN SHOES GOT RUN OVER BY A BUS.
XD
The moral to this fanfiction, don't leave shoes ontop of cars, it costs you lots of spendaroonies to buy new ones. And you are also taken the Michael out of by friends and dance teachers.