Are we there yet?
Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.
Disclaimer silly business now:
Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it
If I did own it, Jasper would have a bigger character :D
Are we there yet?
JPOV
This was getting beyond a joke now. We were still shopping in Seattle, 25 Million hours later from when we arrived. Someone had to do something. But would anyone risk it and stand up to my Alice and tell her to stop shopping?
"Alice, sweetheart. Do you not think it's time to go home now, love?"
I waited for her to erupt into bell like laughter. But it never came.
"Of course Jazzie. Bella will start getting hungry in 2 hours and 3 minutes anyway"
I just blinked and nodded, as my wife grabbed hold of my hand and pulled me to where the rest of the group were standing, as Alice announced to everyone that we were heading home.
"I know, everyone is having an amazing time here, but its getting late we need to go home now"
I watched as Bella and Edward turned towards me and smiled gratefully. And Emmett .... Emmett was still sitting up a tree. Still trying to catch a bird. Why oh why are you such an idiot Emmett. I really for the life of me can not understand what goes on inside your head. Edward can and i don't think he wants to.
APOV
"Come on everyone, lets go to the car"
I followed Alice as she lead us over to a smallish car park, quite close by to the shops. Where she had parked the car earlier. I was just getting ready to go towards where she had parked when i noticed Alice's face suddenly changed dramatically.
"Alice, love what's wrong?"
Aww Alice and Jasper are so sweet. Stop it Emmett concentrate .
"Urm ... guys i think we have forgotten something ... again"
"Alice this is not the time to go shopping for more stuff"
"I'm not Emmett"
"Don't even start that, you made me stop hunting a lickle pretty tweety bird which i most obviously could have caught .."
"Emmett this is important"
"NO.. Don't cut me off Alice, you think you own this shopping trip just becau-.."
"EMMETT WE HAVE NO WAY OF GETTING HOME, ROSE TOOK THE CAR"
Oh shit, she did.
I ran over to Alice at just passable human speed and jumped into her arms. My arms clinging round her neck.
"ALICE!!! WHAT ARE WE 'GONNA DO WE'RE DOOMED. DOOMED I SAY DOOMED"
"Emmett calm down, and get off me. We're just in Seattle without a car"
"BUT WE HAVE NO SOURCE OF FOOD OR ANYTHING"
"Emmett we are in Seattle. There is such thing as a county park. And it's not as if we're in the middle of no where. Besides if push came to shove for food, there's a big population here"
"How dare you even bring people into this conversation, Alice."
"Well your the one who brought food up"
I was about to continue with my argument with the rights and wrongs of eating people when i realised something very important.
"Urm Alice, i have something really important to tell you"
"If its about the bird that you couldn't catch, don't waste your breath"
She answered mindlessly, gazing into the air. Trying to come up with a solution to out little car problem.
"ALICE. THEY'VE FUCKING LEFT US"
"Wha.."
She turned around quickly, her mouth open and eyes wide as saucers.
"They've seriously left me stuck with you, while they catch a taxi home, they are so dead"
"Look at it on the plus side, we can play I-spy together since you never played earlier"
"URGHH ... I HATE YOU EMMETT AND I HATE YOU EDWARD CULLEN FOR SUGGESTING TO EVERYONE TO LEAVE ME WITH FRICKING BIRD CATCHER"
"So who starts in I-spy?"
"Urghhh"
Most likely not my best but
oh my effing gawd i actually updated are we there yet
Am i have delusion is this fanfic actually updating
I thinks my eyes are decieving me xD
This fanfic will stay updated from now on
also
SORRY IF I CAN'T UPDATE THIS OR ANY OTHERS MUCH UNTILL THE 2ND WEEK IN APRIL
I'VE ATTATCHED A AUTHORS NOTE TO THIS FANFIC TO EXPLAIN
:)