Are we there yet?
Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullen's ways of driving fast. So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself, Emmett, Jasper and Edward? Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullen's to drive at a Bella pace.
Disclaimer silly business now:
Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it
If I did own it, Midnight sun would be published right now DX
Are we there yet?
EMPOV
"Oh Alice, what are we going to do"
"Emmett stop being melodramatic, I'll just call Edward and he'll get us back or whatever"
"But... but what if we never see Forks again?"
"Emmett we are a couple of cities away from Forks, get a hold of yourself"
"But..."
"EMMETT WE ARE FRICKING VAMPIRES, WE COULD RUN HOME IN A HOUR OR TWO"
Okay so maybe I was being a little overdramatic but still
...
I suddenly turned my head towards a couple of people who had gathered after hearing me and Alice shouting.
"Shit, Alice what are we going to do?"
I whispered in low tones, too quiet and fast for the humans to hear.
"I don't know just don't say anything idiotic"
"Okay but should we tell them we are vampires?"
The crowd of people suddenly gasped, serious expressions crossing their faces.
Okay my bad, maybe I forgot to talk fast that time.
"YOU IDIOT"
She slowly pushed past me at human speed, heading towards the humans. Most likely to give them an explanation for my little outburst.
APOV
"I'm sorry about him, he goes a little crazy sometimes, seems to have a vivid imagination doesn't he ha ha"
I put on the fakest laugh I could manage. Let's just hope to God these humans believe me. Then grinning to myself as the drabble of strangers began to walk away. Until one was left. She was of medium height, with long black hair flowing down her head, her lips and nose pierced with a ring.
There's always one. One nosy human who's curiosity got the better of them. I don't think the message 'curiosity killed the cat' is thought of as highly these days. Maybe it should be.
"Excuse me but if I heard correctly you labelled yourself as that word as well"
"I'm sorry I don't know what you're talking about"
"You know the creature of the night you called yourself. A vampire."
"I'm sorry I think you're mistaken, that was my brother, see"
"No it was you, but don't worry I won't tell anyone about what you said"
"Really I think you were hearing things"
"I wasn't I heard you loud and clear. You're a vampire. How does that work?"
I looked over the strange human's shoulder at Emmett trying to signal for him to come over here and to walk away.
"It doesn't work, I'm not a vampire and neither is my brother. Emmett come on we're going now"
"Wait don't go, I have things to ask. What do you eat? How do you eat? How are you in daylight now shouldn't you be in ashes?"
"Emmett let's go"
Emmett ran over and gave me a questioning look. I simply shrugged my shoulders, as we began to make our way out of the car park we were still standing in.
"WAIT ... Bite me"
The girl suddenly ran over to Emmett, tilting her head to the side, exposing her neck to him.
Are humans really that suicidal these days?
That's when I noticed the glint in Emmett's eyes"
"Emmett, don't. It's not worth it"
I whispered quickly
He didn't move.
"What would Rose say?"
He dropped his head in defeat and pushed the crazy girl away.
"Lets go Alice, somewhere where crazy delusional people don't hang around"
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***A couple of minutes later, out of the car park ***
EMPOV
"Well Alice i think that was pretty well played by me. Don't you think?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well you did a pretty good job back there, but we all know who got us out of this mess don't we?"
"Yeah, and we both know who got us both into it too"
Damn
A/n Lent has finished: D Aha updates are back for good
I didn't break my lent once, and did my friend get me the life sized Edward Cullen cut-out she promised?
Did she hell
The only reason i did Lent was for that.
I get a fricking book instead
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Such as
"Please send Borndancer her Edward cutout "
Or
"Borndancer is awesome and you should keep to your promise"
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