Hola muchachos. I know I haven't written in a while, but exams are ca-ray-zay. But they're over now, thank all that is good in the word.
I know nobody really cares whether or not I add anymore to this so called 'story', but I have a couple more questions about the fanfiction lingo everybody but me seems to know. Like, what the hell is a lemon? I mean, I realize of course that it is a citrus, acidic fruit, but what has that got to do with Twilight? And what's an AU? Does it stand for 'Awesomely Unique' or is it a tribute to sombody's late 'Aunt Ursela'? Hmmm... I'll have to ponder that for a while...
Anyway, I know I've said that I was writing a story, and I am, but I have a very short attention span, and am also very busy. So, honestly, don't expect anything interesting from me for a while.
Sparkly, magical, happy, random change in subject time!!
If anybody out there wants to get in my good graces, write more about Jasper in your stories. I'm not saying to make him the main character or anything, but he always seems to get the short end of the stick, and he's my favorite! A best friend, or something equally important would be great. Really, how can anyone not love Jasper? Sweet, sensitive blonds? They're all the rage where I come from.
Okay, not really, but I wish they were!
This was a totally bizarre update, I know, but I just saw the coolest pic on InsatiableHanner's profile that I stole (sorry!) and it was about a lemon and I just want to make sure that it's not some sort of sexual innuendo that just went totally over my head. Like this one time, I read on the internet the saying 'Save a tree; eat a beaver', and I kept saying that to my friends and laughing really hard untill somebody said that it didn't mean what I thought it meant. Yeah, I'm totally naive like that.
Alrighty then. That's all for now, folks!