Hey all

Hey all.

First off, thanks to MyNameIs Rini for telling me what AU means. It's Alternate Universe. Personally, I was hoping for something a little more interesting like Applesauce Underpants or the like, but that'll do, that'll do. And thanks also to Aye Chihuahua for you're review. Love your name, by the way.

Alright, class. Today's topic is Team Edward (or Vampire) and Team Jacob (or Werewolf). Honestly, how immature can you people get? (cough) No offence.

I have actually seen people have full blown fights about this particular subject. Let me state for the record, AGAIN, that these are fictional characters. They aren't going to come running and award you for defending your honour by giving you a big, steamy, passionate kiss. However much we want to believe otherwise.

Sigh.

Anywho, personally, I'm all for the Bella and Edward pairing. Because that leaves Jacob for me.

TOTALLY RANDOM CHANGE IN SUBJECT TIME!!

Jacob is such a cool name.

END OF TOTALLY RANDOM CHANGE IN SUBJECT TIME!!

But for you people who put Jacob down, constantly, harshly, and unjustly, how dare you? You guys are like, Twilight racists. Jacob does have many good qualities. As does Edward, all you Edward haters out there – not that there are many.

And I will prove it to you in these super fun lists of 'Pros and Cons'.

(insert cheesy game show music here)

Contestant number one, come on down!

Edward:

Pros Cons

He's gorgeous Lots of girls are constantly staring at him

He's worldly at 108 years old He's 108 years old

He smiles really prettily He kind of wants to eat you… all the time

He's a gentleman He's a prude

He sparkles in the sun You can't go to the beach

He's a vegetarian He's not really a vegetarian

And we could be at this all day.

So, contestant number two, come on down!

Jacob:

Pros Cons

He looks like he's twenty He's actually fifteen

He starts off really nice and fun Then he turns into a jerk

He's great with cars and stuff He forgets a helmet when he takes you biking

He's hot He's literally hot

He's loyal He has to do whatever Sam tells him

He looks like an actual, believable person He'll probably imprint on someone

And what do you know! They both have two cons in common!

They're both way too possessive

and

THEY'RE NOT REAL!!

I really can't stress that enough.

So before you go biting somebody's head off because they root for the other team, just remember; you're fighting over nothing but words on a page. And although words are just so fricken' sweet, you really shouldn't beat up another person because of them (cough SARAH cough).

(Party noises)

I have officially had 100 hits! This makes me happy. Yes, only 4 people have actually made it to the 5th chapter, but it makes no difference to me.

I had vowed to myself that I wasn't going to turn into one of those annoying authors that go down on their knees every chapter and begs for more reviews. Nope. Wasn't going to do it…

PLEASE!! Please, please, pretty pretty pretty please!!

I hadn't realized just how great reviews were at the time! They make me feel worth something! I mean, sure, some people like pay raises or extravagant gifts; all I want is a few words out of your vocabulary. You can have them back, I swear! I won't keep them from you. Even if you wanted to say, 'Wow. This is crap', I'd take it. Really. Anything.

I'm begging you.

Love,

disgruntled female