Sorry guys I haven't been able to work on the story science exams…and I'm working on other stories that my friends want me to make. So yea… it's going to be much longer this time I promise. I got bored yesterday while typing those two chapters. I really do have a short attention span don't I. Hahahahaha yeah….
She was screaming in agonizing pain on the ground lying on her back rolling back and forth. And she was sweating and taking in deep breaths. Sasuke got on the ground and rubbed her head. Suddenly she started to scream at him it made shivers run down his spleen.
"WHAT ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SIT THERE GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND CALL FOR HELP!" She said panting in between words.
So he got up and dialed of coarse not the hospital like any normal person would do in this situation. Instead he called Neji. Who previously had nine kids. That's right NINE freaking kids was he freaking human. No normal guy could possibly be a single parent after his wife dies and take care of them on his own. Any ways back to the point. As he dialed in the numbers. The phone started to ring.
"Hello?" Said Neji with a strange voice him and Sasuke never got along.
" Uhm Uhm. Could you help me uhm out Sakuras on the ground uhm going through labor and I uhm don't know what to do." Said Sasuke panicking.
"WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF RETARD CALL THE DOCTORS SERIOUSLY HURRY UP DIAL 911 AND GET SOME FRICKEN BACKUP! WHEN A WOMANS IN LABOR AND EMOTIONAL LIKE THAT YOU WANT HELP AS FAST AS YOU CAN OR THEY'LL SNAP YOUR NECK! Neji was cut off when Sasuke dialed in the numbers.
"Hello. Kohona's Hospital. How may I help you?" said a lady with a sweet voice.
"MY WIFES IN LABOR AND I NEED HELP DOWN HERE QUICK!" Said Sasuke with no hesitation.
"Sorry sir but all the rooms are taken by the people who were injured in war. I'm sure you can have somebody that can help you through this." The lady was cut off by Sasuke's stressed bickering.
"PLEASEI'MWITHACRAZYPREGNANTWOMANTHATISINSOMUCHPAINSHEWILLKILLMEWITHNOHESITATIONSAFTERTHISBABYSOUTOFHER!!!"
"Sorry sir and goodbye." The hospital secretary hung up all you could her was the loud beeping on the phone.
"Sasuke.huhuhuhu…I'm going to push…HURRRRAAAHHH!" Sakura said hissing his name between breaths.
He picked up the phone and called the MOST annoying person in the world. One person that could beat Sakura in a bickering contest. Some one who absolutely hated him. To the point when he would actually kill him to stay away from Sakura…Her mother.
As he dialed the numbers he could her them echo as if he was in a horror movie with someone's screams in the background (Sakura's)
He took in a gulp. And then he said… "Hello Miss. Horrokidokiwanaki. She was Sakura's mother's maid. She was from Africa she lived near the Nile River. "Is Mrs. Haruno there at the moment?" He asked shaking. "Yes please hold on I'll go get her." Then you hear her walk up the stairs… the creek of the door … then the squeaky barking of her baby chiuawawa named Ruby. She spoiled that dog rotten. Then the knaggy old woman's voice.
"Hello?"
"Hi Mrs. Haruno… Uhm your daughters in labor…and I was wondering if you could come over and help me out. He couldn't hesitate or she would hang up. She hated when people did that.
"OH MY GWOD AWRE YWUE FWEAKEN WATATED I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. She said with a bad New England accent.
All of a sudden you see an old lady in a pink jumper suit open the door and did a back flip into the room.
"DON'T WORREY HWUNNY MWOMMYS COME FOR YOUR RESCUE! AND YOU MWY DWAUGHTER'S WHAT EVER YWOU IS…GWET OWUT NWOW!"
She said with no hesitations.
So Sasuke walked out. He was listening to Sakura's screaming. And her mother cheering her on. When it was over Sasuke slammed the door open…It was a boy. And it looked just like him.
Sakura was taking in deep breaths now. Then she was holding the baby after he was all cleaned up. Then she looked at Sasuke and gave the baby to him.
"What is his name?" Sasuke said with curiosity rocking the baby boy back and forth.
"Potsu…Potsu Uchiha." She said looking up at her mother leaving without saying good bye. And Sasuke's caring fatherly face.
It was a year now and the baby looked more and more like Sasuke. But that baby was not a pain at all. He would only cry for his needs…and he hated when people were around him. He would only let his father or mother play with him. And this boy hated and I mean hated Naruto. Witch was sort of a relief.
Potsu was holding the bars to the baby crib screaming out his fathers name.
"SASUKE SASUKE!" The baby didn't know how to say dada or any normal thing a baby would say at this kind of age. But he only knew this word because of his mother screaming his fathers name every 2 minutes.
Sasuke came walking in.
"What do you want?" He said picking up Potsu and kissing his forehead.
"Sasuke can I have some Mac n chasse? This baby was genius he almost knew the whole dictionary. It was only a matter of time before he learnt how to make fun of people. He was growing up to fast.
As they walked to the kitchen Potsu was running but he kept on falling. Sasuke was trying to help him up but Potsu would push him away. Finally after all that they were in the kitchen. Sasuke took out the Mac n cheese and started to cook it.
Naruto came waling in. Sasuke almost burnt his hand off because he screamed as he opened the door.
" Hey Dad isn't that the gwuy you call a retard?" Potsu said looking at Sasuke with concerned eyes.
" Why yes it is and don't tell mom I said yes to that question." Sasuke said stirring up the Mac n cheese.
"What do you want dobe?" Sasuke said looking at him.
" Sakura said you could baby sit Ren Ren was exatly a year younger then potsu born on same day and same time. Suddenly Sakura came walking in stealing the baby from Naruto's arms.
"Look how cute she is! Who's a cute little baby? Yes you are yes you are. Ren grabbed Sakura's nose and started to giggle.
Ren looked nothing like her father or mother. She had light chocolate brown hair and the brightest blue eyes. They totally beat Naruto's blue orbs. Unlike Potsu who looked exactly like his father only with Itachi's hair only it was pitch black. And he had his fathers pale skin and dark black orbs.
Sakura placed Ren in a bouncy chair and looked at Sasuke with loving eyes.
"Sasuke wouldn't it be great if we had a little girl."
"Sasuke turned around because he was staring at Potsu eating his food.
"What are you saying Sakura. I was going to wait until Ren turned 4 months old but I can't wait any longer. Ren was a day from turning 4 months old.
"I'M PREGNANT WITH A LITTLE GIRL!"
Sasuke looked at her with his jaw dropped.
"Are you serious… I USED A CONDOM! HOW THE HELL COULD THIS HAPPEN!" He said banging his head on the table.
"Sasuke!" Sakura said hissing his name.
"We'll still be a happy family if not our relationship will just grow stronger come on Sasuke just one last time." Sakura said looking at him.
"Plus I think Potsu will love having a little baby sister don't you?"
When Potsu heard those words he started to stick his tongue out at Sakura close his eyes and crossed his arms while nodding his head no.
"Well Potsu its not your choice Mommy is going to have this child wether you like it or not!"
Suddenly Ren started to laugh while holding her toes.
Then Sasuke said why not. He thought Ren was absolutely adorable. Naruto did a good job. And with some one like that walking around the house would be sheer joy. But potsu would do anything to get rid of that baby anything.
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