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Last time on "New Game"

It was Hinamori's turn to spin the bottle, but she was interrupted by Ichigo's father, Isshin, who burst through the door and tried to kick Ichigo. Instead, he missed and kicked poor Kira instead, who then ended up flying on top of Hinamori and found himself lip locked with the poor girl. Our favorite 10th division captain was not in a good mood and to add to that, it's his turn to spin. Who will he land on? Read to find out!

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Luck was definitely not on his side today. Everything and everyone seemed to be in let's-make-Hitsugaya's-life-as-miserable-as-possible mode. To start off, his lazy and good-for-nothing vice captain had dragged him to the living world just to go shopping where he was being stampeded by many women awing at him, telling him how cute he was and how "his mother" was a lucky lady to have such an "angel of a son". Following that, a stupid human contraption called a car had sprayed him with water as it was driving past, thus causing him to be soaked to the bone, causing the strawberry blonde lieutenant to laugh her head off and take pictures with something called a "camera." (Which reminds him, once they get back, he's going to ban all sake and triple her work.) And to top it all off, he was dragged to the orange-haired loud-mouthed substitute shinigami's house to play a freakin' game that requires you to spin a goddamn bottle.

"Ma-tsu-mo-to," growled Hitsugaya through clenched teeth, "why didn't you tell me that you have to kiss the person whom the bottle lands on?"

"Ah, heh heh. I…forgot?"

Renji and Ichigo weren't paying much attention to the chibi taichou and the room's temperature decreasing but to the bottle that seems to be getting on everyone's nerves today.

Why you ask? Well, let's just say that it had landed on a certain Chappy loving shinigami, whose older brother would kill anyone that even looked at her wrong. And anyone that kissed her, even if it was just a game, even if it was completely accidental, even if she had been the one to tie them up and forced them to do it…let's just say, it would be very, very, very messy.

If glares could kill, the bottle would be a pile of nothing under the stare, er, glares from the 10th division captain. Off to the side, Renji and Ichigo were also giving the poor bottle glares as their reason for even agreeing to the dumb game flew out of their grasps and out the window. Yes, the bottle had landed on little "naïve" Rukia.

'Crap! Ya stupid bottle! Why couldn't you have landed on someone else…like…I dunno…Hisagi or something! I was supposed to be the one to kiss Ru—uh…I mean….Kuchiki-taichou will have my hide for this!' thought Renji, slowly turning strange colors at the thoughts of what Byakuya would do to his sorry hide when they return to Seireitei.

Likewise, Ichigo was having the same dilemma, just minus the Byakuya torturing him for eternity part.

"Taichou~" sang Matsumoto in a sing-song voice. "We're all waaaaiiiittttinnngg."

The ever-growing migraine in Hitsugaya's head was slowly—scratch that out—quickly becoming a one heck of a storm.

"100 bucks say that taichou will not kiss her," whispered Hisagi into Kira's ear, trying to make some money out of this too-good-to-pass-up-opportunity.

Kira quietly pondered for a second before replying. "No, I don't think his pride would let him."

"We'll see soon."

Hitsugaya shifted nervously as the whole room's occupants watched him carefully. Everyone held their breath as the white haired captain let out a sigh.

Was he going for it?

"I refuse."

Ichigo and Renji let out a sigh of relief while Kira hung his head.

'100 bucks….down the drain…'

Hinamori and Rukia let go of the breath that they were unconsciously holding.

"Hold on," perked up Matsumoto, not letting this go. "Who ever said you got to choose? If you don't kiss the person the bottle lands on taichou…you will have to—"

The strawberry blonde leaned over to whisper in Hitsugaya's ear. Everyone else watched in fascination as Hitsugaya began turning green and a twitch formed on his normally calm face.

Quickly, Hitsugaya leaped onto his feet and power walked up to the petite shinigami. His face turning a bright red as he leaned down to face Rukia.

He was hesitant at first, but the threat of what would happen if this deed wasn't done kicked all the rational thoughts out his head.

Rukia stared at the captain only inches away from her face and lips as she too began turning red.

Closing his eyes, Hitsugaya swiftly closed the gap and pecked her on the lips.

Simultaneously, the two hotheads in the room began foaming at the mouth and fainted on top of the hard wooden floor while twitching violently. Even though the kiss only lasted for a second.

Hitsugaya pulled away the moment their lips touched and stomped over back into his position in the circle.

"Aww Taichou….couldn't you make it a little longer? You know… more romantic?" grinned Matsumoto.

"Laugh all you want, Matsumoto, but the moment we get back you won't have time to do anything but paperwork."

Silence filled the room, except for the short ruffling of paper as Hisagi handed Kira some crumpled up bills to the grinning in victory Kira.

"What now?" asked Rukia, having gotten over the kiss and was currently poking the fallen strawberry with a stick that had magically appeared in her hands.

"I don't know…someone get some cold water please," asked Hinamori just as a splash of water landed on the two fallen shinigamis.

Hinamori looked over at her childhood friend who was looking back at her innocently.

Groaning, the Ichigo and Renji slowly sat up to find themselves drenched.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" cried the duo at their soggy clothes.

"He did it," chirped Matsumoto, pointing to a shocked Hisagi.

"Wh-what? Hey, I didn't do it. I swear!"

Growling, Ichigo and Renji began advancing towards the stuttering fukutaichou, a murderous aura hovered in the air.

"Renji! Ichigo! Can we please get on with the game?!"

Hisagi let out a sigh of relief when Rukia's complaint halted the seething hotheads and gave the girl a thankful look.

Clap. Clap.

"O~kay! Now that everyone is back, it's Hisagi-kun's turn to spin!"

Everyone eyed Matsumoto warily. Something was definitely not right. The large bosomed fukutaichou was getting a little too interested in the game.

"Well? From now on, if you refuse to spin or kiss the person it lands on," she chirped innocently, "the consequences are—"

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A large truck roars by the house and off into the night.

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"—for a month."

The group in the room all paled just as Hitsugaya had done moments ago.

Frantically, Hisagi reached over to spin the accursed bottle while Renji and Ichigo ran off to find dry clothes in 3 seconds flat.

The tension in the air was once again thick as the bottle slowly slowed down towards its 4th victim of the night.

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A/N: Remember, you guys get to choose who (or what) they get to kiss! The night is still young and there are many opportunities for you to see your favorite couples kiss! And they don't have to be in the room too! I'll weave in whatever character wins the next poll whether it's someone who has died (like Kaien) or some side character!

What is Matsumoto planning? Who is Hisagi going to kiss? Are Renji or Ichigo ever going to kiss Rukia? Find out next time on "New Game"!!!!!