Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Note: YES! School is finally over for my class, and because we don't have exams, we are on vacantion! So that means Ill finnish this fic this week and start my new Akatsuki one. Its kinda a sequel, and belongs to my : Akatsuki adventures plot.
And remember, every time you review, Hinata passes out

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-"Hidan...I think… we lost them"- Kakuzo tried to get back his breath. They had spent the whole night running from the nuns. They run fast, you know?

They were hiding behind a bush, when suddenly they heard a noise.

-"Oh, Jashin. We´re done. Were done didely done. Were done didlydil-"

-"Wake up, Hidan!"- Kakuzo slap Hidan like he was a bitch. He turned around to see the priest, but after awhile, they quit. After the priest was gone, the duo got up and start walking

They were in the airport asking for information (a.k.a, Pimpin), when they saw a familiar face

-"Oh dear God, there they are again"- Kakuzo pointed to a bunch of priest, reverends and nuns.

-"I think they got some friends"

-"Lets go!"- Kakuzo pointed to an empty bag, big enough of them. The two locked their selves there and waited to someone put them on a plain.

-"This is stupid"

-"Did you have a better idea?"

-"Fine"

-"…"

-"What the…were you grabbing my ass"

-"Oh, shut up, I can fell your dick getting harder"

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-"Okay, Kisame, this is the plan: All the cameras net come from Tobi´s room. We are gonna enter his room and find out what gives around here. Now put your ANBU shark mask on"

-"You sure have a lot of free time"

Kisame and Itachi, dressed has ANBU´s, walked to Tobi´s room. When they got there, they tried to open the door.
-"Okay, Kisame use your sword"

Kisame hesitated for a moment, but then slammed the Samehada against the door. They looked for inside, but the only thing they saw was Tobi reading a magazine and listening to Waka Laka.

-"Oh shit, he´s still here, run!"- Kisame and Itachi ran. After awhile, Pein passed by the destroyed door and began to cry.

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-"Where the fuck are we?"- said Hidan.

-"I don't know, lets ask that guy"- They walk and approached some random guy who was passing by

-"I´m sorry, where are we?"- said Kakuzo

-"You´re in Vatican, sir"

-"Oh…my…Jashin"

-"Were in the capital of church?!"

~Meanwhile, in Vatican~

-"Pope-sama, the infidels are here"

-"Great…kill them"- The Pope and his cat evilly laughed

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-"Are you sure this is gonna work?"

-"I´m sure. Believe me"

-"I don't know…"

-"Oh, come on, did my plains ever go wrong?"

Kisame remembered the accident in Vegas.

Kisame tried to push Itachi thru the ventilation, when suddenly Pein appeared.

-"What are you doing?"

-"Cleaning my sword"- Kisame pretended he cleaned his sword, while Itachi crawled in the ventilation

-"Its just me, or this is smaller than I thought? And- Oh oh"

-"What?"

-"I think i´m stuck"

-"Oh, God, this is exactly what happened in Vegas"

-"Shut up. Now, crawl to me and push me. Your bigger and stronger"

-"Bu-"
-"DO IT!"

-"…"

-"…"

-"I think I´m stuck too"

-"…"

-"…"

-"Fuck"