Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. YES! I finally finished. Thank you to all that liked and reviewed, I think this is my best story til now
And remember, every time you review, Gaara takes one of his clothes on
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-"Dinner, everyone!"-screamed Pein behind the My little pony table. Zetsu, Tobi and Konan joined him.
-"Wow, today´s dinner is more looted then ever"- said Zetsu white side
-"Well, more food for us. Here let me fill in you plate"
-"Thanks honey"
-"I think everyone ran away from Pein´s food. Hahahhaah"- Konan began to laugh, and Pein got back to his room to continuing planning a way to destroy a woman. (A/N- Cause we are inventible. BWUAHAHAHHA)
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Kakuzo and Hidan walked to the airport to go back to the Feudal Japan, when they got kidnapped by two nuns. When they woke up, they were inside the Vatican building
-"Kakuzo…the-"
-"Don't worry…I got the ultimate weapon…to destroy the Catholic Church" *dramatic music plays"
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-"Deidara, can I talk to you?"- Sasori walked thru Deidara´s room. He was laid in bed looking at the roof. –"Look, I-I want to sho-"
-"Shut up"
-"Look, I-"
-"Do you know how much that statue meant to me, un? Do you know, go dammit"- Deidara pushed Sasori. He fell on the floor, and his coat opened. A big blue leopard and a white bird tattooed in his chest shinned with the wax. Deidara opened his mouth like he was about to say something, but words didn't come from his mouth
-"I painted on my chest for you. I ruined a perfect pi-"- Sasori was interrupted by Deidara´s lips touching his.
-"Thank you"- Deidara whispered in Sasori´s ear, and kissed him again. Sasori felted the passion in his heart boiling
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Madara sat down watching the cameras. That's when he saw Deidara´s room
-"HOLY (BLEEP) HARD GAY PORN"
After 5 minutes, the "Daily cloud" had more than 5.993.927 profits.
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-"Kisame…we aren't gonna make it…"
-"It passed only three hours, calm down…"
-"Please…just…can you make my last wish…come true?"- Itachi started lick Kisame´s neck. Kisame sweat dropped.
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Hidan and Kakuzo were in the dungeons of the Vatican church, when someone opened the door.
-"Well, well, well, if it isnt the infidels."- Pope walked to the duo
-"Pope"
-"Too bad I have to KILL YOU!"- the Pope showed the black knife
-"Well that's a lame catch phrase"- said Hidan
-"Wait, Pope. I got something even God cant bless. Suck on THIS!"- Kakuzo took from under his coat a photo of Dick Cheney
-"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"- The Pope melted from under his coat.
Hidan got up and dressed as the Pope
-"Look at me, im an infidel- Hahaha"
-"Pope-sama, your up"- a priest showed up behind Hidan and dragged him for the veranda. Under him, millions of people waited to listen the pope.
-"What in the beautiful hell can I fucking do?"
-"Just say something"
-"Erm…Oh, I got it.
I´m a little Jashinist
Cool and sexy
Here is my…erm…tennis
And here is my…penis"
Hidan took of his pants. 5 minutes after, Hidan and Kakuzo were running from church again.
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Madara started to foam from his mouth: 10.000.000 billions dollars, all thanks to the DeiSaso sex video
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-"Everyone, dinner"- Pein, Konan, Tobi and Zetsu sat down in the pink table. After awhile Deidara and Sasori. Sasori was wearing his Suna boxers, and Deidara the shortest robe ever made.
-"Leather"- said Konan. Deidara started walking to his room to get some underpants, but Sasori grab him and sat him down in his lap.
-"*sniff* So happy and younger…"- said Zetsu
-"Oh were happy and younger too"
-"Do you want to go to the room?"
-"Can it be after dinner?"
-"Oh, you´re so sexy when you said that"
-"Hey…Guys…"- Hidan and Kakuzo ran thru the door and locked it.
-"NBC news, with Shizune.
Good night. Top story: the Pope got killed, and the murder putted his clothes and showed of his genitals to-"
-"Lets just talk today, un?"- Hidan closed the TV
-"AMARETSU"- Itachi and Kisame blowed up the wall, the ventilation and half of the house. Pein buried his head on the chicken and cried.
-"Remember Kisame, what happens in the vents, stay in the vents."
~THE END~