It has strayed from the point a little, but I couldn't think of anything else, sorry. I will return to the point in a few chapters.
Apov
"HOLY FREAKING MOTHER OF INFINITE MOOSES!" screamed Carlisle when he arrived home that evening.
"Oh, hiiii Carlisle, we were um," I begun to explain, then Jazzy leapt on top of him,
"WHEEEEEEE, im a butteryfly. Aren't I prettyful?" He was wearing lots of colourful scarves and bug feeler things on his head. Carlisle groaned and grabbed Jazz's collar,
"How did you get so hyper Jazz? Ah, Emmett I guess."
"Umm, yeaaah. He told me that there was no way I could eat 100 pixie stix then drink 4 litres of Dr Pepper. But then I did and the Wii fit told me I was obese and I was like NO WAY STUPID MACHINE and them Em found a leotard and Lycra bodysuit in your closet and we were doing aerobics. Now I'm a butterfly and Em's a catterpiddler." He pointed at the sleeping bag in the corner.
"Emmett, get out of there. Now would be good if you don't want to get your BUTT KICKED TO KINGDOM COME!"
*GIGGLE* "No, I am waiting to emerge as a butterfly." Carlisle dropped Jazz and stormed upstairs.
"You had better not of touched my tumbling monkeys! *rummages around* Grrrrrr, calm down Carlisle, you know what they say, if you can't beat them, JOIN THEM. Now where are my vampire strength painkillers?"
"Is he gone?" asked Eddie peeping from underneath the piano. "Good, now, when is Esme and Rosalie back?"
"Err, tomorrow." Then Bella called from upstairs,
"Umm, guys, Carlisle has got his Lycra out and is doing some very weird stretches, NO NO CARLISLE DON'T, too late."
"Too late what Bella?" asked Eddie,
"He has jumped out the window and is running towards Forks, in Lycra." I saw a big headline in my mind, LOCAL DOC HAS MENTAL BREAKDOWN,
"We had better find him, else we are in deep trouble!" I yelled as I ran to get my coat.
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