"We're going to start a Mafia!" I exclaimed after the zombies were a reasonable distance away. "And I'll be the leader."
"Okay," Jack said agreeably, "but there's only three of us."
"Spread out!" I said in my best leaderly voice. "Recruit anyone who doesn't look evil!"

An hour later, our Mafia included me, Callie, Jack, Ultros, Biggs and Wedge, Dr. Luage, Dominikov, Pete Armstrong, Balnob the giant robot, Luke Skywalker, Optimus Prime, and a whole ton of other people.

(YES I KNOW NONE OF THEM ARE IN TNBC!!! KEEP READING!!!)

I stood atop the spiral hill and pumped my fist in the air. "OKAY, TROOPS!" I shouted as loud as I could. "WE ARE NOW A MAFIA!!!"
There was a deafening roar as they all cheered.
"AND I'M THE LEADER!!!"
There was uncertain chatter, then the army cheered again.
Dominikov stepped forward. "Why are we a Mafia again? Jack didn't quite explain that to me when he asked me to join."
"We're a Mafia because we're opposing Oogie!" I replied.
"Ah," Dominikov answered, and stepped back into the crowd.
"Operation one," I continued, "Involves some skill at burglary. Come forward if you think you're good enough!"
Optimus Prime, Luke Skywalker, Dominikov, and Ultros stepped up.
"Great!" I turned to Callie. "You keep the rest of the Mafia under control. I'll come get you when it's time for operation two. Jack, you come with me."

"Okay, we are now at the enemy's base! First we have to disarm this security system--"
"Ooh, ooh! I've always wanted to do this!" Luke interrupted. He put on a good scowl, stood squarely in front of the door, and kicked it as hard as he could.

The door was unchanged, but Luke's foot had seen better days.

"Well, that was stupid," I said matter-of-factly, taking out my laser gun and blasting the keypad to peices. The door flew open with a WHOOSH! noise. We were in.

Well, to be accurate, MOST of us were in. Optimus was too big to fit through the door and had to sit outside.

"Well, I see you were all smart enough to make your way in here," the unmistakable voice of Darth Vader said slowly. "But it is of no matter, for you shall soon perish--AAAAGGGGHHH!!!" He looked down at the gaping hole in his chest and died.
"Nice work," I said to Ultros, giving him a thumbs-up as he put his gun away. "Now we can get to the controls."
"Why do I get the feeling that guy was my father or something?" Luke asked. We all shrugged.
"What's the password?!" I yelled demandingly, trying to think of anything it could be.
"Uh, is that it?" Jack asked, pointing to a huge sign on the wall that read: In case any of you forget the password, it's FLUFFY PUPPIES.
"Fluffy puppies?!" I yelled. "What kind of password is that?! And why did Oogie put up a sign?!"
"Beats me," Jack replied. "Try typing it in."
I typed it in. A huge smiley face popped up on the screen and a voice said:
"Thank you for activating this base's self destruct feature! Please enjoy your last few precious seconds of life!"
"Oh CRAP!!!" I yelled.
"That's why Oogie put up a sign," Dominkov said in an I-told-you-so voice.
I whipped around and glared at him.
"RUUUUUNNN!!!" Jack yelled. None of us needed to be told twice.
We managed to get about 200 yards before the base exploded, sending us flying.
"WOW," Ultros said, thoroughly impressed. "It blew up the whole mountain!"
Behind the mountain were five shiny new starfighters, each big enough to hold 4 people.
Unfortunately, Optimus hadn't managed to figure out why we were running, and had been blown up along with Oogie's base, the mountain, and the surrounding area.
"Well, that's Mafia business for you," I said with a shrug. "But there's no point in getting upset over little things like exploded comrades, right?"
Me, Jack, Dominikov, Luke, and Ultros each climbed into a starfighter and flew back to the spiral hill to announce that we had not only blown up the enemy's base, but stolen their starfighters as well.
The rest of the Mafia cheered as we landed our starfighters. I jumped out and held up my hand for silence.
"Operation two involves flying through space to the Big Scary Spaceship-Ball From Beyond the Stars, where Oogie is currently taking refuge!"
"But we'll be killed!" Luke yelled. "It's much too dangerous!"
"ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?!" I yelled back, lunging at him.
"No ma'am! I mean, yes ma'am, but..."
"JACK!!!" I called. "ELIMINATE THE TRAITOR!!!"
Jack took out a shotgun and that was the end of Luke.
"ANYONE ELSE WANT TO QUESTION ME?!" I yelled at the crowd.
"NO MA'AM!!" They replied in unison.
"Good..." I said with an ominous pause. "Let operation two begin!"