Yes here is chapter 2 Bookstores on Felspoon - I'm sorry but this chapter is really really short, it's kind of necessary though so bear with me

I have mentioned it before and I shall again that this story has spoilers in Artemis Fowl for The Time Paradox, and spoilers in Dr Who for everything up to the end of series three, with The Master (this is set pre-Donna)

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who or Artemis Fowl....damn!

II

Bookstores On Felspoon

'Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer.'
"This is about me?" asked Artemis.
The Doctor nodded. Artemis turned the book over and read the blurb, frowning at what he saw.
"What is it Artemis?" asked Holly. Artemis flipped through the book, stopping on random pages and reading excerpts.
"It's everything that happened in our first adventure, when-" he swallowed, "when I kidnapped you." Holly opened her mouth and then closed it again. Both Foaly and the Doctor felt uncomfortable. Suddenly Artemis was all business again.
"How did you get this?" he asked the Doctor.
"I bought it, on Earth, just in a normal bookshop."
Artemis was about to say something but Foaly interrupted.
"What do you mean "on Earth" of course you got it on Earth…right?"
"Well…I guess…though I could have got it on the planet Felspoon, they have their bookstores on their mountains, which sway in the breeze, mountains that move, can you imagine…"
Everyone else was looking at him like he had just said that everyone was made of cheese.
"You've been to other planets?" asked Holly.
"Oh yes! It's what I do, travel in time and space…"
"This is a time machine?" asked Foaly, looking around.
"Yep!' answered the Doctor, popping the "p."
Artemis turned to Foaly, "You should tell No.1."
The Doctor was surprised they weren't freaking out about a time machine.
"You've travelled in time before?" he asked.
"I haven't," answered Foaly, "these two have," he said indicating Holly and Artemis. The Doctor nodded. Then he squinted at Artemis.
"Something wrong…" he said. He stared at Artemis's face, trying to figure it out. Then he moved his index finger and gently poked one of Artemis's eyes, he pulled the finger away and stuck to the end was a blue contact lens.
"Ah ha!" exclaimed the Doctor, looking at first the contact lens and then Artemis's different coloured eyes. "One hazel and one blue…"and then he turned to Holly, "you too…"
"You're very observant," Artemis noted.
"900 years of time and space will do that to you," shrugged the Doctor.
"900 years?! You're not human are you?"
"Oh! No! Definitely not! Human's are icky…oh sorry!" he turned to Artemis, "that was rude."
"There are others you know," said The Doctor, changing the subject before Artemis could object to his comments about humans.
"Other what?" asked Artemis.
"Books! Of all the other adventures, I haven't read them though, never have the time…"
"All of them?" asked Holly. The Doctor nodded. "D'Arvit!" She exclaimed.
"What?" asked Foaly.
"Nothing!" answered Holly and Artemis simultaneously.
Foaly looked confused, and he got that feeling again that there was something they weren't telling him. Then he finally worked out where he had seen The Doctor before.
"Doctor," The Doctor turned to him, "I'm positive you must have switched universes because I remembered where I've seen you before."
"Where?" asked The Doctor.
"I'll show you." And he motioned for all of them to follow him.
"Doctor?" asked Artemis.
"Yeah?"
"Can I borrow this," he held up the book.
The Doctor nodded.
"You should get the others too."
Artemis nodded and they continued to follow Foaly back out of the TARDIS. They walked back up the drive to Fowl Manor and Foaly took them back into the lounge room they had originally been in. He then went out of the room and came back in with a laptop computer.
"Mind if I borrow this?" he asked Artemis. Artemis shook his head. Foaly booted up the computer and turned the screen away, and started typing for a while, clicked the mouse a few times and after about another ten minutes of clicking and frowning at the screen, he turned to face the Doctor. The Doctor frowned at him. Foaly smirked.
"Want to see?" he asked the Doctor. The Doctor didn't move so Foaly just turned the screen of the laptop to face him. The Doctor couldn't believe it.

Yes I know it's not much of a cliffe cause it is completely obvious unless you're an idiot - I shall write chapter three now for you all cause i'm so nice. I have decided to pick a line from each chapter and make that the title, like in this chapter how it is "Bookstores On Felspoon" but I might change it a bit so it makes more sense...

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here's a sneak preview!!!

Chapter 3 - That Name On The Door

His hand instinctively reached out, but alas, they only came into contact with the screen, not even a millimetre away from Rose and unable to touch.
Holly had to ask.
"Doctor, what happened?"
Everyone knew what she meant, though she hadn't said it. The Doctor simply shook his head and answered.
"It doesn't matter."